School Dayz (Why stayin' in school for Cardale Jones makes absolutely no sense bruh)

"Started from the bottom now I'm here!"

General George S. Patton, “The time to take counsel of your fears is before you make an important battle decision. That’s the time to listen to every fear you can imagine! When you have collected all the facts and fears and made your decision, turn off all your fears and go ahead!” Plato gave it to us like this, “A good decision is based on knowledge and not on numbers.” Then Tony Robbins, the self-help guru, shut it down with, “It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.”

Well playas…Cardale Jones made the ultimate decision on Thursday to stay in school and to not enter the NFL draft. Good or bad, his destiny was shaped. Now like the hustlas around the way would say, “It just got real!” And in my opinion he couldn’t have made a worse decision.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Cardale Jones started in three freakin’ games that literally took him from bein’ a complete nobody to according to draft insiders to anywhere from bein’ the third quarterback taken to a late second or third round pick. By electing to stay in school ole boy might have left up to $2 million on the table. For example, the New England Patriots drafted some dun named Jimmy Garoppolo last year with the 62^nd overall pick (2^nd round) and signed him to a contract for $1.1 million guaranteed with an $853,744 bonus.

Under normal circumstances I would say that bein’ a second or third round pick isn’t good enough for a boy to leave school for. However, this dun was the third team quarterback that caught lightening in a bottle by takin’ advantage of an opportunity that may not every EVER present itself again. Luck is the corner where opportunity and preparation meet and ole boy T-boned it.

There is a reason why Cardale Jones was the third team quarterback bruh! Their names are Braxton Miller and J.T. Barrett! Guess what pimpin’? They all will be back at Ohio State next year. So even if the job is Cardale’s to lose, there is a huge possibility that he could lose it. Why? Because he’ll be competin’ with the same duns that he lost it to last year.

If there is an opportunity to get paid now as a result of winnin’ the Big Ten Championship Game, the Sugar Bowl and the National Championship then you gotta take the money. It’s called strikin’ when the iron is hot and trust me playa the iron will NEVER be as hot as it is right now for Cardale Jones.

Oh I’m talkin’ crazy? Remember a dun by the name of Mitch McGary that played basketball for the University of Michigan? Mitch came out of nowhere and shocked the world in the NCAA Tournament in 2012 when the Wolverines made it to the national title game. He literally had 6 unbelievable games and went from bein’ unknown to a projected No.8 pick overall. He decided to stay in school the followin’ year, tore his back up and needed surgery. He didn’t play at all the followin’ season and still got drafted in2014 but he fell to No.21. Well…playboy that cost is millions of dollars. The difference between bein’ the 8^th pick and bein’ the 21^st is bein’ a lottery pick and not.

Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh! The only reason that we go to school is to put ourselves in a position to get a job to make money. If you’re bein’ offered a job that can change your life then you take it. If Cardale was an engineering major and General Electric came in and offered him a position with the company that paid him $1.1 million in guaranteed bread with an $800,000 bonus and he turned it down you would tell him that he was crazy. But since he’s a football player it makes sense to stay in school? Wheredeydodatat?

I know that all of the academic minds out there are screamin’ that goin’ back to school was the right decision but sometimes bein’ smart can be a detriment playboy. Why? Because you can’t see the obvious! Some dun told you all of your life that YOU needed to finish school because you didn’t possess an extraordinary skill-set that could make you rich that’s why stayin’ in school makes sense to you.

He can always go to school bruh if that’s important to him. School isn’t goin’ anywhere but the opportunity to make that NFL bread is. The window isn’t goin’ to be open for very long and if he’s not the starter next year at Ohio State the window will be shut closed and shattered.

If he’s the second or third QB at OSU next year all of the current hype goes away and then he’s a freakin’ free agent prospect this time next year with no guaranteed bread in sight. So if there is a remote possibility that he could be sittin’ on somebody’s bench next year, he needs to be at least gettin’ paid to sit on it. In the famous words of Dap in the legendary Spike Lee Joint School Dayz, "Wake Up!" Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 1) Dun: the person in question, guy, dude, person. The person that you’re irritated with. The person gettin’ on your last nerves.
2) Let me put it where the goats can get it: Putting it at ground level, spoon feedin’ you, puttin’ the food directly in your mouth. Makin’ it as simple and elementary as possible.
3) Wheredeydodatat: What kind of sense does that make? Or who does that? 
4) Bread: money, scratch, scrilla

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Arrogance & Stupidity (Why the media STILL got the final College Football rankings wrong )

"Ain't no question who's No.1 playa!"

Confucius once said, “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.” Martin Luther King Jr. gave it to us like this, “Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” Then the homie Mark Twain spit it like a real G when he said, “To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.”

Well playas…I guess ole Mark was right because all of these media type cats keep provin’ it. The Associated Press seemed to collectively be both ignorant and confident when they posted their college football final rankings. The top 5 reads as follows: 1) Ohio State, 2) Oregon, 3) TCU, 4) Alabama, and 5) Florida State.

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Didn’t we just have a College Football Playoff with the top 4 teams competin’ for a national championship? Well, if the top 4 teams drove into the station at the end of the season then they should still be the top 4 teams right? They should be ranked accordin’ to their performance in the playoff because the top 4 is the top 4 bruh! Don’t try to pull a power move and do your own thing because you look stupid tryin' to.

This is that foolishness that I’m talkin’ about! They’ve got TCU at No.3 when the Playoff Committee told them durin’ the final rankings that they were No.6! Now keep in mind that they were No.3 the week before the final ranking. They won by 55-3 that final weekend and moved back to No.6 which I had no problem with because they never should have been ranked ahead of Baylor, who beat them, in the first place. But again, that’s all a mute point. The top 4 had been established.

Sure, I get that there are two different groups of people ranking these cats: the College Football Playoff Committee and the Associated Press. However, if the CFP Committee has already established that these are the top 4 goin’ into the bowl season then the Associated Press shouldn’t be so arrogant and ignorant to disregard the top 4 because we all saw them play and the system had been put in place for a reason.

Let me put it where the goats can get it bruh! It’s like the NCAA tellin’ a boy that they’ve got to vacate wins and national championships because they violated the rules. We all saw the dun win the games and the title so it's ignorant to act like we didn't. We all know who the top 4 teams were so it's ridiculous to act like we didn't see you try to slide TCU in.  

You can’t stick TCU in the freakin’ car and they weren’t even in the discussion last week. That’s ignorant! The top 4 should be 1) Ohio State, 2) Oregon, 3) Alabama, and 4) Florida State. Then you can throw the rest of those clowns in any order you please because it’s irrelevant at this point.

If you want people to take you seriously, then stop doin’ dumb stuff. And that’s the edited version. We know that you’re the AP but you look stupid when you do things like this. I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus: 1) Dun: The person in question, the dude, guy, etc.
2) That’s the edited version: I’m really tryin’ not to curse you out for bein’ stupid.
3) Let me put it where the goats can get it: Let me put it on the freakin’ ground so that you don’t miss this. I’m handin’ it to you so you don’t drop it. Let me spoon feed you.
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Janky (The REAL reason why Oregon got drug up & down the field by Ohio State)

"This is how real programs show up bruh!"

James Allen, the famous author, once said, “You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration.” Robert Frost, the Pulitzer Prize winnin’ poet, broke it down like this, “The strongest and most effective force in guaranteeing the long-term maintenance of power is not violence in all the forms deployed by the dominant to control the dominated, but consent in all the forms in which the dominated acquiesce in their own domination.” Then Josh Lucas, the famous actor, put it where the goats could get it by sayin’, “At a certain point, even if the one alpha male is dominant, at a certain point there’s a younger lion that is stronger, and everyone knows it.”

Well playboys…we all saw that young lion beat the brakes off of Alabama a week and a half ago and then show up in Dallas and beat the dog snot of the Oregon Ducks 42-20 on Monday night in the first ever College Football Playoff National Championship Game. THE Ohio State University came to Big D and took names, sneakers, jewelry and Oregon’s pride playa.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If the Young Bucks hadn’t destroyed Wisconsin 59-0 in the Big Ten title game they wouldn’t have made the cut. Or let’s keep it all the way solid, if these dull media type cats were still votin’ on who gets in the SEC or should I say Alabama specifically, would have been in the joint regardless of strength of schedule on perception alone. Perception and media bias puts 5 or 6 SEC teams in the top 13 every year in the pre-season rankings so when a boy beats them it looks like they played a tough schedule in the end.  

Oh, I’m talkin’ crazy? They had duns like Georgia, Texas A&M and South Carolina, who ended up bein' garbage, were ranked high to start the season so the SEC looks like world beaters. So when Bama ends up winnin’ the conference it looks like they’re the big gun that can’t be beaten and therefore should be crowned king. So under the old system they would have beaten the brakes off of the forever false flaggin’ Oregon Ducks and walked out of the joint with another title.

I told boyz a week ago that Oregon was a bunch of fake gangstas but they wouldn’t listen. Go pull the Hot Joints bruh!  I keep tellin’ you that nobody new is showin’ up and winnin’ national championships. If Oregon was for real and were capable of winnin’ a national title they would have won at least one by now. They've been playin’ football up there since 1894! It ain’t gonna happen pimpin’!  

College football is cyclical bruh and the national powers have already been established. Why? Because the best programs in college football are the duns that get the most horses at one time. You’ve got to have a team full of horses not just one or two to win a Ship! That’s why Ohio State was able to drag these cats up and down the field last night even after turnin’ the rock over four times.

Boyz wouldn’t listen when I told them that the Ducks wouldn’t be able to overcome losin’ their dull No.1 wide out, Darren Carrington, as a result of failing a drug test for smokin’ weed and their No.2 receiver was injured.  They can’t go that deep down the depth chart and find studs like programs like, guess who? Ohio State! They showed up with the third team boy at quarterback and never missed a beat. Why? Because real championship programs have horses all over the field and many times there's no different in the talent level from first team to second or third team cat. The difference is normally attitude or work ethic. 

See in the world of college athletics the rich get richer because the more you win the more you get better players. It’s not like the NBA or NFL where the best team gets the last draft pick so that they can try to keep it balanced. Naw playa, Urban Meyer can walk into an All-American’s house today and show him the national championship trophy and get a commitment to come play for the Bucks without sayin’ a freakin’ word. The real studs make decisions to play for schools with winnin’ traditions not because they wanna be fashionable!

Oregon started that foolishness with the different uniform combinations because they had no tradition to get boyz to come up to Eugene. So guess what? They’re gettin’ all of the duns that USC didn’t want or that didn’t have the gonads to compete with the very best cats in California. Think about it bruh, you’ve a got a bunch of Southern California cats all the way up in Oregon. Now that USC is off of probation guess what homie? The few studs that were goin' up there aren't anymore. Well...at least until USC gets in trouble again. 

Here’s somethin’ for you to chew on, accordin’ to USA Today Sports, the ducks have 17,280 possible uniform combinations and they could literally change joints until the year 3344. However, they’ve got 0 national championships.

What does that tell you? It tells me that the uniforms don’t mean a darn thing! It’s cute but if you really want to win go to a powerhouse that’s known for winnin’ championships. That’s what the coaches at REAL programs are gonna tell you. If you wanna be fashionable and run a janky offense go to Oregon. Beauty contests don’t win titles. Blockin’ and tacklin’ does. 

That concept applies to the NFL too. Oh, I’m lyin’? Tell me where Chip Kelly and the Philadelphia Eagles were when the playoffs started foolin’ around with that janky offense? At the crib! There’s somethin’ to be said about tryin’ too hard to be different.

Ohio State lined up and bullied Oregon and really should have put 60 on ‘em but they kept turnin’ the rock over. And before all of you dull media types start criticizin’ Urban Meyer for runnin’ up the score by scorin’ that last touchdown when the game was clearly over, take a chill out. Urban was just puttin’ the rest of the college football world on notice that the Young Bucks are in the buildin’ so keep ya head on a swivel.

That final touchdown had nothin’ to do with Oregon playa. It was all about street credibility. That was a “Just so you know” joint! Congrats to the Buckeyes for reppin’ like a some real G’s in this first playoff and stop me when I start lyin’!

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Sugar Hill (Why boyz are now willin' to listen to the truth about theSEC this mornin')

"This how we do it up north shawty!"

As I was standin’ outside of the Super Dome kickin’ it with the wardies before the Sugar Bowl, these three cats started arguin’ about the truth. Buddha said, “Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon and the truth.” Albert Einstein pulled up in the big body Chevy and said, “Anyone who doesn’t take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.” Then Galileo, the Italian physicist and astronomer, poured out a lil’ liquor for all of the dead homies and said, “All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.”

Well playboys…I guess since the truth has finally fallen out of the freakin’ closet about the SEC this year, now you boyz are willin’ to listen! I’ve been tellin’ you since the preseason rankings came out that the SEC wasn’t what these dull media types have been tryin’ to sell you. It finally took Alabama losin’ to Ohio State 42-35 in the Sugar Bowl for boyz to slow their roll on this SEC foolishness.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I’ve been tellin’ you boyz for years that the top of the SEC was typically better than everybody else. The ENTIRE conference wasn’t better because 4 teams contributed to 7 straight BCS National Championships. Alabama won 3, Florida picked up 2, LSU won 1 and Auburn won 1. There are 14 teams in the conference playboy. And on some real talk, Alabama won 42 percent of those 7 national titles!

So every year these dull media types start sellin’ this foolishness that the SEC as a CONFERENCE is better than everybody else and therefore they get the benefit of the doubt when they start rankin’ boyz. When the preseason rankings came out this year they had 5 SEC teams ranked in the top 13; Alabama was No.2, Auburn was No.6, freakin’ South Carolina was No.9, Georgia 12^th, and LSU 13^th.

Both Georgia and South Carolina immediately wet the bed and all of a sudden didn’t matter to anybody but the boosters at those individual schools. Then because Miss State and Ole Miss were beatin’ terrible non-conference teams and suspect SEC teams that were ranked high they got pushed to the top of the pile! As a matter of fact, they were ranked as high as No.1 and No.3 for several weeks to keep the foolishness goin’ about how good the conference was. Miss State was in the top 10 for 10 straight weeks bruh! Are you kidding me? When they lined up to play the Egg Bowl that was the first time in 57 years that both teams were ranked at the same time! But you wanted boyz to believe that they were the real deal! It's freakin' Ole Miss and Miss State! That's like tellin' me to believe Indiana and Purdue are for real just because they caught lightenin' in a bottle once in 57 years.

Then when boyz rolled into the final week of the regular season the ACC went 4-0 against the SEC but because Bama was still winnin’ nobody blinked. See if Bama is rollin’ then the SEC is rollin’ accordin’ to these clowns in the media and that trickles down to the fans because they don’t know any better. It wasn’t until boyz showed up to the bowls and started gettin’ beat up in the toilet and drug through the halls that the media started questionin’ the SEC’s strength. Sure, both Georgia and South Carolina won their bowl games but they had already soiled the mattress durin’ the regular season. So nobody cares about their wins.

LSU took it on the chin against a terrible Notre Dame squad but nobody panicked. Why? Because they were bankin’ that nobody realized that game was on. Then Ole Miss got carjacked down in Atlanta off of Bankhead by TCU 42-3 and that woke everybody up. All of a sudden the vaunted Stark Vegas (Miss State) crapped out on South Beach foolin’ around with Georgia Tech and boyz in the south started to panic.

Auburn went to Tampa and got beat up in the front yard by a Wisconsin team that didn’t even have a coach bruh! Barry Alvarez had to come out of the AD’s office and coach these boyz because their coach quit. Now you see Alabama down in New Orleans before the Sugar Bowl lookin’ like Nino Brown and G Money “We all we got!”

Bama after Auburn went down before the Sugar Bowl
"We all we got!"

The naked eye cat would say that the pressure got to Bama and that’s why they lost to Ohio State. Naw playa, their wack secondary got to them like I said it would. Their secondary has been horrible all year and did I mention that Zeke Elliott ran all over them boyz? I’m just sayin’! It was bound to happen bruh because they finally let somebody else play. They could no longer manipulate the system and it caught up to them. All the SEC teams have been guilty of doin’ it not just Bama.

When you look at these cats non-conference schedule they NEVER leave the south to play anybody. They ALWAYS schedule 1-AA or FCS schools and to make matters worse they all throw in a boo-boo opponent week 11, 12 or 13 of the regular season when everybody else is in the thick of conference play. So when a boy in the Big 12, ACC, PAC-12 or Big 10 loses that week it kills their title run when the SEC is takin’ a smoke break. This year durin' week 11 Ole Miss played Presbyterian and Miss State played UT Martin. Then in Week 13 Georgia played Charlestone Southern, Florida had Eastern Kentucky, Auburn found some duns named Samford and Alabama beat up on Western Carolina while everybody else is dry heavin' in difficult conference play.

So even when they’re schedules are wack they get the benefit of the doubt and walk right into the national title game without havin’ to show ID. Pull up the last championship that Bama won in 2012 and look at their schedule. Their non-conference opponents were Western Kentucky, Florida Atlantic and Western Carolina. Not to mention that they play in the SEC West with duns like Arkansas, Ole Miss, Miss State and Tennessee. They played ole dull Mizzou that year that was a middle of the road Big 12 team for years before joinin’ the SEC. They blasted a terrible Auburn team and a Michigan program that has sucked wind since Lloyd Carr got ran out of town. So they played one freakin’ game all year and that was against LSU.

So was I surprised that Ohio State came in there and brought the noise on New Year’s Day? Not at all, pimpin’ because Ohio State was the real deal. However, let these media types that love ridin’ the SEC’s jocks run the joint and the Buckeyes never would have even made the cut. If it wasn’t for them completely destroyin’ Wisconsin in the Big Ten Championship game they’d be at the crib right now. Let me say this bruh before I forget, Braxton Miller, Kenny Guiton, Braxton Miller again, JT Barrett and Cardelle Jones: common denominator = Urban Meyer!

So again, media bias has helped duns like Bama play for national titles when their ID says that they shouldn’t based on their strength of schedule. Is Bama the real deal? Sure they are and they’ll be competin’ for national titles annually. However, their success has absolutely no bearing on the rest of the conference. So stop groupin’ the entire conference into Bama’s success. Bama just happens to live on the same street as the rest of those duns. They don't even like cats like Kentucky, Vandy, Arkansas, Ole Miss, Miss State, Mizzou, Texas A&M, Georgia, South Carolina and Tennessee because they keep eatin' off of their plate when they go to Shoney's.

The Big Ten can’t take credit for Ohio State beatin’ Bama last night bruh! To think that it can is asinine. If Ohio State wins the next 5 national championships it would say everything about the Buckeyes and absolutely nothin’ about the Big Ten. I’m just glad that I don’t have to hear about the SEC anymore this year. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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False Flaggin' (How Ole Miss & Miss State got beat down tryin' to rep a suspect SEC)

"They exposed us bruh! Yep.. we ain't for real! Yep!"

Shel Silverstein, the famous poet, once said, “Tell me I’m clever, Tell me I’m kind, Tell me I’m talented, Tell me I’m cute, Tell me I’m sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I’m perfect- But tell me the truth.” Mark Twain was like the O.G. standin’ in the corner when he said, “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” Then Ismail Haniyeh, the senior political leader of Hamas, in his Big Momma voice spit this, “Some people think that the truth can be hidden with a little cover-up and decoration. But as time goes by, what is true is revealed, and what is fake fades away.”

Well playboys…the truth that I’ve been tryin’ to tell you boyz all year finally fell out of the closet like R. Kelly and the fakes faded away like pixie dust on New Year’s Eve. I’ve been tellin’ you boyz all season long that the SEC was Alabama and that the rest of those duns were, as we used to say in the hood, “False Flaggin’.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! First of all, Ole Miss got drug 42-3 by TCU, who you boyz in the media said, was playin’ in the wack Big 12. They actually called the dawgs off early in the third quarter bruh because they could easily have put up 70 on them. Then Miss State got bullied by Georgia Tech 49-34. Keep in mind that the score was not indicative of the beaten they took from Georgia Tech. The Yellow Jackets ran for more than a quarter mile on these boyz and put up 577 yards of total offense on the team that was ranked No.1 for 5 weeks and ranked in the top 10 for 10 weeks. Why? Because they were in the SEC. Everybody and their momma’s momma said that the ACC was garbage because Florida State is on a 29 game winnin’ streak so they can’t be playin’ anybody. When we all saw the ACC blast the SEC 4-0 in the final week of the regular season.

All year I’ve been tellin’ you boyz that Ole Miss was Ole Miss and that Miss State was Miss State. But because they were winnin’ in the vaunted SEC they had to be Top 10 teams ready to play for a national championship. All we heard about this year was how good the SEC West was and that is was the best division in college football. Then the boogie man showed up and exposed the foolishness like I tried to tell you weeks ago in the hot joint entitled “SEC Mythology.”

LSU got beat by terrible popcorn eatin’ Notre Dame team that couldn’t hold on to the ball all season and the SEC West is the best division in football?

My argument hasn’t changed bruh. The top of the SEC is typically better than the rest of college football. That typically includes Alabama, LSU and Florida. They have been the most consistent over the years. The other duns are no better than everyone else and most of them are even worse. There are 14 teams in the conference and that string of national championships were been won by 4 teams. Those three and most recently Auburn has become a powerhouse. Well for three seasons. Stop tellin’ me about the rest of those duns ridin’ on the strength of cats like Alabama.

Bama doesn’t run around screamin’ SEC they say “Roll Tide!” Duns like Kentucky, Vanderbilt, Tennessee, Mizzou, Georgia, Texas A&M, Ole Miss, Miss State, South Carolina and Arkansas are hollerin’ SEC.

Here’s my SEC apologist screamin’ from the roof top now. “Did you see Georgia beat Louisville patna? Did you see South Carolina beat Miami? Did you see Texas A&M beat West Virginia? Yeah I saw them all win but they already “ish” the bed durin’ the regular season.

What have I been tellin’ you boyz for years? Georgia is Mark Richt’s Georgia! They lay more eggs durin’ the regular season than a hen with bubble guts ridin’ a Harley in the ghetto hittin’ pot holes. They always lose games they shouldn’t and then show up in a bowl game they shouldn’t be in and win but you boyz wanna talk trash. They have more talent every year than 99 percent of all of the teams in the country but they always fall apart durin’ the season and show up in a bowl game that doesn’t count for anything and win. It’s too late for that playa. Win when it counts then talk to me about Georgia.

Then South Carolina barely gets out of the joint alive against a horrible Miami team and you wanna talk about SEC dominance? I just saw the SEC West take it in the “you know where” this week and God help us if Alabama should happen to stumble which I think they will against Ohio State. Bama is the SEC’s only hope to save face for the entire conference. And really it’s unfair to Bama to put all of that pressure on them because boyz don’t wanna to pay to eat at Shoney’s.

I know that behind closed doors they aren’t even claimin’ duns like Ole Miss and ole false flaggin’ Miss State gettin’ out there and gettin’ bullied on national TV after claimin’ to be top 5 teams this year. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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B-Move (How Bo Pelini completely shot his career in the foot)

"Ima tell my players how I feel about you! You'll see!" 

Miguel Angel Ruiz, the famous Mexican author, once said, “Be impeccable with your word. Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to gossip about others. Use the power of your word in the direction of truth and love.” Bob Marley gave it to us like this, “The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.” Then Thomas Monson, the well-known religious leader and author, shut the building down when he spit, “Perhaps the surest test of an individual’s integrity is his refusal to do or say anything that would damage his self-respect.”

Well playa…that simply goes out of the freakin’ window if we’re talkin’ about Bo Pelini bruh. That dun checked all of his integrity at the door when he pulled the weakest hater move known to man. Two days after this cat was fired from the University of Nebraska as their head football coach he had a meeting with the players to slam the current athletic director Shawn Eichorst. I can’t use the type of language that he was usin’ but let’s just say he could have been on the first 2 Live Crew album and boyz wouldn’t have blinked.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! There were a lot of boyz that thought that ole boy pullin’ a stunt like that was cool. It was as ignorant as all out doors bruh! He’s what old man Mr. Luke back in my old hood used to call, “A fully grown man.” Grown men handle situations like grown men playa. If he were a real G he would have stepped to the AD and told him how he really felt and kept it movin’! You don’t involve kids in your foolishness. Why was it necessary to tell the kids how he felt about another cat? They have no control over the situation. That was a female dog move bruh. And that’s the edited version!

That's like me tellin' my boy that I don't like some other cat. It ain't real unless I step to the cat that I don't like. Otherwise, I'm soft for even bringin' it up!

Let me put it where the goats can get it. As soon as a boy told you to meet him down the street at the high school you already knew that he was on something else. Who does that? Get fired and hang around the joint for 2 additional days then sequesters his former players into a side joint down the street to blast the cat that fired him?

These young cats call that “throwin’ shade” but where I’m from that was a B-Move playboy. What kind of leader of men does that? Losin’ a job is a part of life bruh. If you live long enough it’s gonna happen. It happens to the best of us for whatever reason and you can agree or disagree with it. The proper thing to do is to take it like a G, holler at your boyz and bounce. That’s how a real man handles adversity. You don’t throw a fit and tell the kids about how you feel about the dun that fired you. That’s immature and why are we even talkin' about the maturity of a grown "A" man?

Ole boy was so immature about it that he left crazy bread on the table and blew whatever future opportunities will come his way. Instead of bein’ smart, bein’ a professional and takin’ a Defensive Coordinator job at a powerhouse like Will Muschamp did as he went back to Auburn for a cool $1.8 million. His pride jumped out of his chest, pulled a 12^th grade stunt and nose-dived his career into the land of OZ as he landed at Youngstown State.

Now I know that he’s from Youngstown so it was easy to talk the hometown folks into hirin’ him. And he’s not trippin’ over the pay cut because his Nebraska contract takes care of that. He was makin’ $3 million a year at NU and the buyout stipulates that he must make $150K per month until 2019. NU has to supplement the difference until then. So the former coach, Eric Wolford, at Youngstown State was only makin’ $215K per year so you gotta figure Bo is gonna get about that much because their budget hasn’t changed and they got him on the cheap. Why? Because nobody else would hire that fool clownin’ the way he has. So they came up. 

As much as boyz don't like Lane Kiffen, he keeps a high profile job playa. He's at Alabama on the verge of winnin' another national title to add to his resume. While Bo is in the arm of the midwest tryin' to start all over again.

When it slows down and that dun has time to think about how he’s ruined his career lettin’ his emotions get in the way it’ll simply be too late. Why? Because hot new coaches comes off of the assembly line every year. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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(Video Rant) The Truth is in the Details: Soundin' Off on The College Football Final 4!

 

You know I gotta sound off on the dull college football playoff committee, ole dull Joey Galloway, the Big 12 Commissioner and Baylor's Art Briles! So stand back and let me put it where the goats can get it bruh!

 

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Magic City (How TCU, Baylor, FSU all put on swim suits but Ohio Stategot naked)

"I ain't new to this! I'm true to this playa!"

Matthew Arnold, the19th century English poet, once said, “Poetry is simply the most beautiful, impressive, and widely effective mode of saying things.” Judith Martin, the etiquette authority,  gave it to us like this, “It’s far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.” Then Fuzzy Zoeller shut the joint down with, “Newspapers do a good job of telling me what happened yesterday, but they’d be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what’s going to happen tomorrow.”

As a matter of fact playboy, they’d impress me even more if they could tell me what’s gonna happen today at 12:30pm eastern! Everybody and their momma’s momma is waitin’ to see how this dull 12 person college football playoff committee is gonna wet the bed and get the bubble guts on a boy when they screw this playoff up.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Because they’ve already shown tendencies of leakin’ on the mattress earlier this season by continuin’ to push the only undefeated team in America back to No.4 and jumpin’ TCU over Baylor when they’ve got the same record playin’ in the same conference and Baylor beat these boyz heads up.

Therefore, on Saturday all of the college football fans in this fine country were treated to free admission to the Miss College Football Playoff Beauty Pageant that turned into Magic City’s Finest! We’re only down to the final two contestants because we have two solid cats because the committee has liked them all season and they took care of business Friday night and Saturday afternoon. Oregon sang boyz a lullaby and put Arizona to sleep and Alabama just showed a little cleavage and Mizzou ran out of Atlanta scared to death.

So later on in the evenin’ we were down to the swim suit competition. Florida State came out in the usual one piece joint with the cape coverin’ up what boyz really wanted to see. You already know that she’s fine because she been fine for the past two years. She’s the chick that shows up and boyz say, “She bad bruh but I wanna see more! The crazy thing is, she knows she bad but she’s only gonna do enough to keep a boy lookin’!” Everybody’s been hollerin’ for 28 weeks and now 29 but nobody can crack the code. Undefeated is undefeated pimpin’!

Then TCU comes out in the two piece joint with all of the junk hangin’ out against ole dull Iowa State. We already knew that the Cyclones couldn’t handle the site of all of that bruh so they just passed out 55-3.

Baylor felt like they didn’t need to show much because they had already beaten TCU so they just walked down the runaway shook a little tail feather at the judges and sat down with a simple 38-27 win over Kansas State.

Then Ohio State came out knowin’ that these boyz are tryin’ to down grade them because Braxton Miller went down in camp and now J.T. Barrett is out of commission. So they completely acted a fool when they got on stage! These duns not only came out in my Bernie Mac voice, "Bucket Naked" but they had on the glitter and body wax! They were makin’ that joint wobble, shake, and dance all at the same time on Wisconsin. It got so bad that they were climbin’ the pole and divin’ into the audience and moonwalkin’ with the Ohio State band bruh!

By the time the Buckeyes finished in Indianapolis the judges were tryin’ to come up with new rules for the pageant just like these ole dull committee members have been doin’ all season long. Ohio State beat the brakes off of Wisconsin 59-0 and went to the crib.

So who’s in? Like these duns have been sayin’ all season! If they keep it real then Alabama, Oregon, Florida State and Ohio State should be in the ride when it pulls off bruh! You can’t deny Florida State because on some real talk they should be No.1 because they’re the only duns undefeated. Can’t argue with Bama and Oregon. Ohio State showed up and clowned in the Big Ten Championship Game and completely shut down the best runnin’ attack known to man in Melvin Gordon! Also they aren’t brand new to this bruh because they didn’t lose a single conference game at all. Stop it bruh!  It ain’t even close.

TCU has no argument because they lost to Baylor heads up and Baylor lost to unranked West Virginia in conference and their non-conference schedule was boo-boo. They played SMU, Northwestern State and freakin’ Buffalo! And they didn’t even try to look good in the swim suit competition. So the top four at 12:30pm eastern should be, 1)Florida State 2) Alabama 3) Oregon 4) Ohio State! However, the rankings won't be in that order. Florida State is gettin' screwed because they should be the top seed but they won't be. Stop me when I start lyin’ and make sure you check out my (Video) HILARIOUS College Football Weekly Wrap Up: Week 15!

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SEC Mythology (The REAL reason the SEC's reputation is all smoke &mirrors playboy)

Smoke and Mirrors bruh! Smoke and Mirrors!

Michael Shermer, the famous science writer, once said, “Myths are stories that express meaning, morality or motivation. Whether they are true or not is irrelevant.” Alex Ferguson, the famous Scottish soccer player, gave it to us like this, “Myths grow all the time. If I was to listen to the number of times I’ve thrown teacups then we’ve gone through some crockery in this place. It’s completely exaggerated, but I don’t like people arguing back with me.” Then Hypatia, the ancient Greek philosopher, shut the buildin’ down with, “Fables should be taught as fables, myths as myths and miracles as poetic fantasies. To teach superstitions as truths is a most terrible thing.”

I’ve been tellin’ you boyz for years that the myth that boyz have been sellin’ you about the ENTIRE SEC bein’ better than every other conference wasn’t true but you wouldn’t listen. For years I’ve been tellin’ you that there is no argument that the top of the SEC (Alabama, LSU, traditionally Florida and now Auburn) was better than most conferences. You get no argument from me with those schools. After all, the 7 straight BCS champions from the SEC came from those schools.

However, let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! There are 14 teams in the freakin’ conference and only 4 of them are respresentin’ playboy. So to say that the entire conference is better is a Fallacy. For all of you simple minded individuals a Fallacy is something that is true but not necessarily true. For example if you said, “People in the projects steal. Johnny lives in the projects, therefore he steals.” Well playa, that’s not necessarily true because boyz that live in the projects do steal but not everybody in the projects steal.

It’s the same way with the SEC. Boyz in the SEC do win national titles and are better than most teams. However, just because you have SEC on your helmet doesn’t mean that you’re good.

Boyz have been doggin’ Florida State out for the past two seasons because they’re on a 28 game winnin’ streak playin’ in the ACC. Now they beat the SEC champion to win the national championship last year and they still haven’t lost. But the duns in the south keep screamin’ that they aren’t playin’ anybody.

So on Saturday the same conference that Florida State plays in went 4-0 against the vaunted SEC. Now boyz wanna act like we didn’t see what we saw playa.Well…I saw with my own eyes Kentucky get beat by Louisville, Georgia get beat by Georgia Tech at the crib, South Carolina get drug by Clemson and Florida get beat by Florida State. You can stick you head in the sand if you want to bruh but those are facts.

Duns like Texas A&M and Mizzou just walked into the SEC right out of the gate and took over the joint when they both were bottom feeders in the Big 12 for years. In year one Texas A&M came into the joint and won 10 ball games with a brand new coach and a freshman quarterback and the dun won the Heisman he did so much damage in the SEC!

Then I look up and Mizzou has been to two SEC championship games in their first three years in the conference! They only went to two Big 12 title games from 1996 to 2010 but you want me to believe that the ENTIRE conference is better? Put the pipe down, take the needle out of your arm, spit the tablets out of your mouth and back away from the table slowly.

The same Mizzou team that got trucked by perennial Big Ten bottom feeder Indiana this year is now about to play for the SEC title but you want me to believe that the ENTIRE conference is better? Where’s Cris Carter when you need him bruh, “C’mon Man!”

Just because 3 or 4 duns are typically better than the rest doesn’t make the ENTIRE conference better playboy. I just proved my case with the facts above. Don’t try to throw hypotheticals at me playa. Give me the facts. The facts are that Vanderbilt, Kentucky, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Ole Miss, Miss State, Texas A&M and Arkansas are eatin’ off of Alabama, Florida, LSU and Auburn’s success.

And for all of you duns screamin’ about the Mississippi school’s one year of success stop it! This year’s Egg Bowl was only the third time in 57 years and the first time since 1999 that both schools were ranked playin’ that game. Are you kiddin’ me?

To tell me that he ENTIRE conference is better because of what 4 schools have done is like tellin’ me that the SEC is the best in basketball because of what UK is doin’! Sounds stupid when you say it out loud three times doesn’t it playa?

Stop fallin’ for the Oaky Doke and look at it for what it is! It's all smoke and mirrors pimpin'! No question that Bama is the best but the rest of those duns are just like every other conference! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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(Video) The HILARIOUS College Football Weekly Preview: Rivalary Week 14!

 Week 14 Preview!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING PLAYAS
 

Predictions in BOLD

 1) Michigan vs. No.6 Ohio State (The Game)

2) Florida vs. No.3 Florida State

3) No.4 Miss State vs. Ole Miss (The Egg Bowl)

4) No.16 Georgia Tech vs. No.9 Georgia (Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate)

5) No.15 Auburn vs. No.1 Alabama (The Iron Bowl)

 

Rivalary Week is the best bruh! Boyz can throw the records out of the window this weekend! It's all about state braggin' rights playboy but it's even better when both teams are good!

 

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(Video) College Football Weekly Wrap Up: Week 13!

 

Week 13 Wrap Up!

Winners in Bold

 

1) No.25 Minnesota 28 vs. No.23 Nebraska 24 (W)

2) No. 12 Kansas State 26 vs. West Virginia 20 (W)

3) No.24 Louisville 31 vs. Notre Dame 28 (L)

4) No.15 Arizona 42 vs. No.17 Utah 10 (W)

5) No.15 USC 20 vs. No.9 UCLA 38 (L)

 

Don't forget about the dull SEC takin' a smoke break this weekend bruh! And Florida State just keeps on winnin'! Now they've won 27 straight. I was a little dull this week on the pics at 3-2 but I'm still rollin' on the season at 47-19 playboy!

 

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Hood Credibilty (How FSU keeps winnin' and the SEC takes an unauthorized smoke break)

"Watch out dawg! You in on it too? You're supposed to cover the ball not me!"

As I was standin’ out in the parkin’ lot tailgatin’ with the fellas before the game these two feisty coaches started arguin’ about winnin’! Vince Lombardi put his bratwurst down and said, “If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?” Pat Riley stood up and threw his Solo cup at him and shouted, “There’s always the motivation of wanting to win. Everybody has that. But a champion needs, in his attitude, a motivation above and beyond winning.” Then Vince fired right back with, “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.”

Well playboy…it sure looks that way down in Tallahassee! The more boyz hate on Florida State the more they keep winnin’! After beatin’ Boston College on Saturday they’re now massagin’ a 27 game winnin’ streak that’s makin’ all of the haters sick to their stomachs. My boy Wayne Messam, who is a Florida State alum and a was a member of the national championship team in ’93, said it best. “While the other teams have to defend why they lost a game, I’ll accept having to explain why we keep winning.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! These media type cats keep sayin’, “They can’t keep winnin’ games like this and at some point it’s gonna catch up to them.” That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard bruh! At some point everybody is gonna lose! You can’t win forever! Where do some of these cats get their logic? The more appropriate question is; can they win another national championship before they lose?

What kills me are the suckas in the media that act like they aren’t biased to the SEC when they’re criticizin’ a boyz win or loss. Now everybody and they’re momma’s momma threw Ohio State under the bus for strugglin’ with 3-8 Indiana in the first half and into the third quarter before pullin’ away and still winnin’ by 3 freakin’ touchdowns 42-27. They started screamin’ that Florida State barely won at home against Boston College. But they all acted like they didn’t see No.1 Alabama strugglin’ with Western Carolina at the crib in the first half before eventually blastin’ them.

Florida State is doin’ absolutely nothin’ but winnin’ and these cats keep tellin’ them that it ain’t good enough. But I’m the one that’s hatin’ on the SEC let these boyz out here tell it.

I’m not crazy playa! I’ve been sayin’ for years that the top of the SEC is better than everybody but you’ll never really know about the rest of the conference as long as boyz keep hidin’ in the south every year. Pull up these boyz non-conference schedules and look at how many cats leave the crib or the south to play a boy. None!!!!

You never see the top or the bottom of the SEC leave the crib to play a home and away joint in PAC-12, Big 10, ACC or Big 12 country like the other conferences do. Well take that back Kentucky will ride up to Indiana and trade games because they’re both horrible. Michigan State had the gonads to roll out to Eugene and play Oregon earlier this year. Bama, Florida, LSU or Georgia ain’t rollin’ out of the south to play a boy but they’ll play in Atlanta in a heartbeat. That’s playin’ at the crib pimpin’! Stop the foolishness.

In my opinion, Bama is the best team in the country playboy. However, when you take a smoke break in week 13 to play Western Carolina when everybody else is playin’ tough games and banged up, you’re cheatin’ the game. Now don’t get it twisted playa most of the SEC took a smoke break Saturday! Florida played Eastern Kentucky, Georgia played a pack of cigarettes in Charleston Southern, South Carolina played South Alabama and Auburn played Samford. So am I hatin’ now bruh or am I just spittin’ the truth?

It’s easy to look good win you won’t play home and away joints like everybody else. Here’s the ultimate joint bruh! If the conference from top to bottom is so good then why is it that Texas A&M and Mizzou, who were terrible in the Big 12 annually, can walk right into the joint and be two of the best in the freakin’ conference from day one?

Texas A&M finished on average in 7^th place in the Big 12 from the time it was founded in 1996. Their conference record from 2003 until they left the Big 12 was 51-48. Durin’ their last four seasons in the conference they finished 1th, 8^th, 5^th, and 7^th but year one in the SEC they won 10 ball games with a freshman quarterback and a brand new coach! Huh!!!??? And don’t throw the Heisman foolishness my way because the dun can’t get off of the bench in Cleveland. Stop it!

Mizzou was just as bad playboy. They haven’t won an outright conference championship since freakin’ 1960 when they were in the Big Eight and only played in two conference title games in the Big 12 from 1996 to 2010 and got drug across the field in both games by Oklahoma. However, they’ve been in the SEC for the three seasons and they’re about to play in their second consecutive title game. But you keep tellin’ me that the ENTIRE conference is better? Now one of us is smokin’ crack and I’ve got asthma bruh so it ain’t me. This is the same Mizzou team that got drug by 3-8 Indiana earlier this season but you’re tellin’ me that the entire conference is better and they are 9-2?

Let me put it where the goats can get it playa. If you were gettin’ your lunch money taken and beaten up every day after school in one hood. Then your parents decide to move to another hood that has a reputation of bein’ even tougher. However, you become one of the G’s in that hood from day one then that hood isn’t as tough as boyz keep sayin’ that it is. The O.G. in that hood is just the baddest in the country. Not the ENTIRE hood. Everybody else is just livin’ off of what the O.G. is doin’ on a national stage but the rest of the hood ain’t crap. And that’s the edited version.

And please don't start tellin' me about the streak of BCS titles because the same duns keep winnin'! It's not the ENTIRE conference that's winnin' them. Abalama won 3, Florida won 2 and LSU and Auburn. There are 14 teams in the freakin' conference bruh! The other 10 are eatin' off of the top dawg's plates at Shoney's bruh! Check this out bruh, Bama says "Roll Tide!", LSU says "Geaux Tigers!", Florida does the Gator Chomp etc. The duns eatin' off of their plates screams "SEC!" They don't even wanna be associated with those duns but Big Momma is makin' them claim them.

Stop tryin’ to tell me that Kentucky, Vanderbilt, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Georgia, Mizzou, Texas A&M, Arkansas and now Florida are better than the rest of the world. Miss State is good for the first time in the history of mankind and when Dak Prescott leaves or Dan Mullen takes off they’ll be garbage again. And don’t think for one minute that Florida isn’t gonna call that dun either. They’ve probably already offered him under the table.

So back to my original point playas, Florida State just keeps on winnin’ and there’s nothin’ that the hatin’ media can do about it. Famous Jameis is gonna get screwed out of the Heisman but he and his teammates control their own destiny on bein’ able to win another national title. Your hate of him won’t help you take that opportunity away from him. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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(Video) The HILARIOUS College Football Weekly Preview: Week 13!

Week 13 Preview

Predictions in Bold

1) No.25 Minnesota vs. No.23 Nebraska

2) No.12 Kansas State vs. West Virginia

3) No.24 Louisville vs. Notre Dame

5) No.15 Arizona vs. No.17 Utah

And the SEC took a smoke break this weekend bruh! Keep in mind playboy I'm 44-17 for the season. So don't trip!  

 

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(Video Rant) The Truth is in the Details: Why the College Football Playoff Committee is a scam!

 

Let's deal with the truth only playboy! ESPN is scammin' boyz by tryin' to sell this foolishness known as the college playoff committee! These cats are makin' it up as they go. I wrote a Hot Joint about this nonsense last week entitled "Hustlas & Thieves!" So now I've got to speak on it! Sit back and enjoy the ride playa!

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(Video) College Football Weekly Wrap Up: Week 12!

Week 12 Wrap Up!

Winners in Bold

 

1) No.16 Nebraska 24 vs. No.20 Wisconsin 59 (W)

2) No.8 Ohio State 31 vs. No.25 Minnesota 24 (W)

3) No.9 Auburn 7 vs. No.15 Georgia 34 (W)

4) No.3 Florida State 30 vs. Miami 26 (W)

5) No.1 Miss State 20 vs. No.5 Alabama 25 (W)

 

It was a great weekend of college football bruh! And it was even better because I picked all of the dull games right! 5-0 playa! Y'all better start listenin' me playa. My record is 44-17 for the season! Don't trip that I got flustered at the end pimpin' because I purposely only record these in one take. That's what makes it funny! I even crack myself up doin' it!

 

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Bubble Guts (Why Florida State has the dull media strugglin' in the ER in this mornin')

"Y'all already know the drill playa!"

Muhammad Ali once said, “I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick; I’m so mean I make medicine sick.” Henry David Thoreau gave it to us like this, “There is one consolation in being sick; and that is the possibility that you may recover to a better state than you were ever in before.” Then Fannie Lou Hamer, the famous civil right leader, shut the joint down with, “I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.”

Well playa… emergency rooms all over the country are full this mornin’ with dull media type cats and hatin’ fans that have a bad case of the bubble guts because Famous Jameis and the Florida State Seminoles just keep on winnin’! They walked out of Sun Life Stadium with Miami’s hearts in their hands after comin’ from behind yet again to win 30-26 to remain undefeated.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Just about every media cat in America and most fans hate Jameis Winston without really understandin’ why! Most cats won’t think for themselves so they completely rely on the opinions of the dull cat on television or radio to make up their minds for them. So if my favorite guy or gal that I listen to everyday doesn’t like him, then I don’t like him. Not a soul makin’ these decisions have pulled the facts of the sexual assault case and the dull 86 page report is available for the public to read.

So when Florida State goes down 16-0 early in this ball game and definitely when they’re lookin’ at a 23-7 deficit boyz are dancin’ in the streets like the munchkins that the wicked witch is dead. Boyz were waitin’ for the dull pointed toe shoes to curl up and disappear underneath the house but they never did playa. All Famous Jameis did was put up 304 yards and kept everybody calm as they outscored the Hurricanes 23-3 in the final 2 ½ quarters.

On some real talk bruh, Miami lost that ball game more than Florida State won it. Miami came out and jumped all over the Seminoles with very aggressive play callin’ and a swag of the old U. Then once they got up on a boy they panicked and started playin’ not to lose instead of playin’ to win in the second half. They were scared to death of bein’ up on these boyz because they know what normally happens to cats that poke the sleepin’ bear.

The Hurricane offensive coordinator went from bein’ Shaft to Lil’ Jack Horner stickin’ his dull thumb in the Christmas pie. You can’t win big ball games scared to hurt a boyz’ feelings. “If you’re gonna start the fight then you’ve got to be willin’ to finish it pimpin’.” That’s Street Code of Conduct: Rule 1 Article 1 Section 1! You learn that on the first day of kindergarten when they give out the big crayons and the restroom instructions bruh.

So now that Florida State has all of these cats sick today the venom that will be spit there way will be even more poisonous. They’re on a 26 game winnin’ streak with the best player in college football that nobody likes with a coach that’s in it to win it and cares nothin’ about how you feel about it. Poison I tell ya! Straight poison!

The media is hell bent on screwin’ Jameis out of the Heisman even though he’s clearly the best player in college football. However, there’s not a thing they can do to keep him from playin’ for another national title as long as he keeps winnin’! That’s drivin’ boyz insane and the sale of Zantac just went up 300 percent.

Stop hatin’ on a boy, look at the facts only and stop listenin’ to other haters to help you make up your mind about how you feel about him. Make sure that you check out my rant from my video segment entitled, “The Truth is in the Details: Jameis Winston! Separatin' the truth from the lies!” These are the facts not my freakin’ opinion playa. When you learn how to evaluate the facts you keep from lookin’ stupid and endin’ up in the emergency room on a Saturday night with the Bubble Guts with your favorite TV or radio personality in a bed next to you. Stop me when I start lyin’!

P.S.: Make sure you check out my Hilarious College Football Weekly Wrap Up: Week 12 today! Just so you boyz know, I was 5-0 this weekend and I'm 44-17 pickin' games this year playa. I'm just sayin'!

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(Video) College Football Weekly Preview: Week 12!

 

Week 12 Preview

Predictions in Bold

 

1) No.16 Nebraska vs. No. 20 Wisconsin

2) No.8 Ohio State vs. No.25 Minnesota

3) No.9 Auburn vs. No.15 Georgia

4) No.3 Florida State vs. Miami

5) No.1 Miss State vs. No.5 Alabama

 

It should be a great weekend of games bruh! Boyz are roundin' the final turn with cats banged up. So it should be interestin'! You already know that I'm gonna clown boyz that wet the bed this weekend!

 

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Hustlas & Thieves (Why the College Football Playoff Committee & ESPN are runnin' game on boyz)

"It's gonna be a street hustle to get it bruh!"

Josh Billings, the 19^th century American humorist, once said, “There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can’t tell the truth without lying.” Josefina Vazquez Mota, the famous Mexican businesswoman and politician, gave it to us like this, “There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics.” Then John Ruskin, the famous English art critic of the Victorian era, hit boyz in the dome with, “The essence of lying is in the deception, not in the words.”

You darn right it is playa and that’s the edited version! The 12 person committee and all of these dull media type cats are out here runnin’ game on unsuspectin’ college football fans and gettin’ away with it bruh! On Tuesday night they released this week's College Football Playoff Top Four and it was a complete joke!

These duns have Mississippi State sittin’ at No.1 then Oregon at No.2 with Florida State in the cat bird seat at No.3 and TCU roundin’ out the fourth spot.

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I told you boyz at the beginnin’ of the season that this committee was some straight up garbage but you wouldn’t listen. So let’s deal with the obvious before we peal the onion of foolishness that nobody is payin’ attention to.

How in the world is Florida State continuin’ to drop in the rankings when they are the defendin’ national champions on a 25 game winnin’ streak? Say what you want about the ACC but they beat Auburn in the national title game and haven’t looked back. Hold that thought playa!

Then these clowns have Oregon sittin’ at No.2 with one loss in front of FSU who is undefeated and they got drug on national television by Arizona! Boyz wanna act like that didn’t happen. Then they’ve got TCU at No.4 because of what they call quality wins against Top 25 teams (Minnesota and Kansas State). I get that bruh but you’ve got Baylor sittin’ at No.7 and they beat TCU head to head! If they both win out Baylor owns the tie breaker. But as of today Baylor beat these duns so they should be ahead of them in simple logic alone!

Don’t tell me about quality wins against Top 25 opponents when you told me for the first month of the season that the polls don’t count. EVERY dun on the radio and televison kept sayin’, “The polls don’t count! The polls don’t count!” Now you’re tellin’ me that they do count and losses don’t! Wheredeydodatat?

The same dun that tried to sell me on the fact that the polls don’t count will tell me that a boy has a quality win against a then ranked Top 10 team in somebody like dull South Carolina. They’re garbage but because they’re in the SEC they get ranked in the Top 10 every freakin’ year to start the season like they did again this year. So when the committee, who told us that the polls don’t count, looks at quality wins for a particular team and they see that they've beaten dull South Carolina they get extra credit points. C’mon bruh! You sellin’ me vacuum cleaners and I got hardwood floors! Neither South Carolina or Georgia are top 10 teams but they get ranked high at the start of the season EVERY year! So whoever beats them gets quality win points which helps them in scenarios like this foolishness!

Then we got duns all over TV and radio tellin’ boyz that the Big 12 is a rip off because they don’t play a championship game and all the other conferences do. What these clowns that refuse to think for themselves or learn how to use a search engine fail to realize is that the Big 12 only has 10 teams and they play 9 conference games. What that means you freakin’ genius, is that EVERYBODY plays EVERYBODY! In the Big 10, SEC, ACC and PAC12 everybody doesn’t play everybody. There are literally two or three teams within the conference that a boy won’t play in a given year. So they have to have a championship game to settle the score.

Now pull up that thought I told you to hold on to about Florida State. Boyz in the SEC will argue that the Seminoles aren’t playin’ anybody because they’re in the ACC and the competition level is suspect. If they were in the SEC they would be a middle of the road team etc. etc. etc. We’ve heard that foolishness for years about the gauntlet of the SEC until somebody actually proved that it was foolishness.

Both Texas A&M and Mizzou left the Big 12 and joined the SEC. Now let me remind all of you simple minded individuals that both Texas A&M and Mizzou were boo-boo in the Big 12! The Aggies finished an average of 6^th place in the conference since they formed it in 1996! Since 2003 their record was 51-48 in Big 12 play! Durin’ their last four seasons in the Big 12 they finished 11^th, 8^th, 5^th, and 7^th! Then in their first year in the SEC with a brand new coach they won 10 ball games! Stop it!

Mizzou was constant toilet paper in the Big 12 every year with the exception of when ole dull Chase Daniels took them to the conference championship game and they got drug by OU in that game. Then in their second year in the SEC they were in the conference title game! Stop it! Just stop it! Because you sound foolish!

I learned how to spot game as a shorty bruh!

I told you boyz that the College Football Playoff was scam when they put it together and you wouldn’t listen. I told you that it would be worse than the BCS because you’ve got 12 people and many of them are connected to programs subjectively votin’ on who plays and who doesn’t. Wheredeydodatat? You’ve got active athletic directors votin’ on the committee! So don’t tell me that boyz don’t have dawgs in the fight. Even if it’s not their school their conference shares revenue. Stop it!!!

How easy is it to get to a boy with a bag of money and pay him or her off for votes? Don’t act like its impossible bruh because it’s only 12 people votin’! Not sports writers from all over the country. You got 12 duns sittin’ in a room makin’ up the rules as they go. At least the BCS got it right EVERY year bruh and the computer aren’t obligated to anybody. They just spit out the information and there it is.

How do you justify movin’ the defendin’ national champ with an unblemished record behind a dun that got blasted by a mediocre team like Arizona? And then movin’ TCU 3 spots ahead of the dun that beat them with the same record in the same conference? If the wins and loses don’t count then why do we even play the games? If the SEC automatically gets in just “because” even if everybody ends up with 2 losses why are we even playin’ the games? It’s not about who you think is better playboy. It’s about who deserves to play based on their ability to win and lose games.

Hey, ESPN! Stop tryin’ to hustle me that this is better than the BCS because you own it. I grew up with hustlas and thieves, so I can spot a boy tryin’ to run game a mile away playa! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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