Hustlas & Thieves (Why the College Football Playoff Committee & ESPN are runnin' game on boyz)

"It's gonna be a street hustle to get it bruh!"

Josh Billings, the 19^th century American humorist, once said, “There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can’t tell the truth without lying.” Josefina Vazquez Mota, the famous Mexican businesswoman and politician, gave it to us like this, “There are two ways of lying. One, not telling the truth and the other, making up statistics.” Then John Ruskin, the famous English art critic of the Victorian era, hit boyz in the dome with, “The essence of lying is in the deception, not in the words.”

You darn right it is playa and that’s the edited version! The 12 person committee and all of these dull media type cats are out here runnin’ game on unsuspectin’ college football fans and gettin’ away with it bruh! On Tuesday night they released this week's College Football Playoff Top Four and it was a complete joke!

These duns have Mississippi State sittin’ at No.1 then Oregon at No.2 with Florida State in the cat bird seat at No.3 and TCU roundin’ out the fourth spot.

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I told you boyz at the beginnin’ of the season that this committee was some straight up garbage but you wouldn’t listen. So let’s deal with the obvious before we peal the onion of foolishness that nobody is payin’ attention to.

How in the world is Florida State continuin’ to drop in the rankings when they are the defendin’ national champions on a 25 game winnin’ streak? Say what you want about the ACC but they beat Auburn in the national title game and haven’t looked back. Hold that thought playa!

Then these clowns have Oregon sittin’ at No.2 with one loss in front of FSU who is undefeated and they got drug on national television by Arizona! Boyz wanna act like that didn’t happen. Then they’ve got TCU at No.4 because of what they call quality wins against Top 25 teams (Minnesota and Kansas State). I get that bruh but you’ve got Baylor sittin’ at No.7 and they beat TCU head to head! If they both win out Baylor owns the tie breaker. But as of today Baylor beat these duns so they should be ahead of them in simple logic alone!

Don’t tell me about quality wins against Top 25 opponents when you told me for the first month of the season that the polls don’t count. EVERY dun on the radio and televison kept sayin’, “The polls don’t count! The polls don’t count!” Now you’re tellin’ me that they do count and losses don’t! Wheredeydodatat?

The same dun that tried to sell me on the fact that the polls don’t count will tell me that a boy has a quality win against a then ranked Top 10 team in somebody like dull South Carolina. They’re garbage but because they’re in the SEC they get ranked in the Top 10 every freakin’ year to start the season like they did again this year. So when the committee, who told us that the polls don’t count, looks at quality wins for a particular team and they see that they've beaten dull South Carolina they get extra credit points. C’mon bruh! You sellin’ me vacuum cleaners and I got hardwood floors! Neither South Carolina or Georgia are top 10 teams but they get ranked high at the start of the season EVERY year! So whoever beats them gets quality win points which helps them in scenarios like this foolishness!

Then we got duns all over TV and radio tellin’ boyz that the Big 12 is a rip off because they don’t play a championship game and all the other conferences do. What these clowns that refuse to think for themselves or learn how to use a search engine fail to realize is that the Big 12 only has 10 teams and they play 9 conference games. What that means you freakin’ genius, is that EVERYBODY plays EVERYBODY! In the Big 10, SEC, ACC and PAC12 everybody doesn’t play everybody. There are literally two or three teams within the conference that a boy won’t play in a given year. So they have to have a championship game to settle the score.

Now pull up that thought I told you to hold on to about Florida State. Boyz in the SEC will argue that the Seminoles aren’t playin’ anybody because they’re in the ACC and the competition level is suspect. If they were in the SEC they would be a middle of the road team etc. etc. etc. We’ve heard that foolishness for years about the gauntlet of the SEC until somebody actually proved that it was foolishness.

Both Texas A&M and Mizzou left the Big 12 and joined the SEC. Now let me remind all of you simple minded individuals that both Texas A&M and Mizzou were boo-boo in the Big 12! The Aggies finished an average of 6^th place in the conference since they formed it in 1996! Since 2003 their record was 51-48 in Big 12 play! Durin’ their last four seasons in the Big 12 they finished 11^th, 8^th, 5^th, and 7^th! Then in their first year in the SEC with a brand new coach they won 10 ball games! Stop it!

Mizzou was constant toilet paper in the Big 12 every year with the exception of when ole dull Chase Daniels took them to the conference championship game and they got drug by OU in that game. Then in their second year in the SEC they were in the conference title game! Stop it! Just stop it! Because you sound foolish!

I learned how to spot game as a shorty bruh!

I told you boyz that the College Football Playoff was scam when they put it together and you wouldn’t listen. I told you that it would be worse than the BCS because you’ve got 12 people and many of them are connected to programs subjectively votin’ on who plays and who doesn’t. Wheredeydodatat? You’ve got active athletic directors votin’ on the committee! So don’t tell me that boyz don’t have dawgs in the fight. Even if it’s not their school their conference shares revenue. Stop it!!!

How easy is it to get to a boy with a bag of money and pay him or her off for votes? Don’t act like its impossible bruh because it’s only 12 people votin’! Not sports writers from all over the country. You got 12 duns sittin’ in a room makin’ up the rules as they go. At least the BCS got it right EVERY year bruh and the computer aren’t obligated to anybody. They just spit out the information and there it is.

How do you justify movin’ the defendin’ national champ with an unblemished record behind a dun that got blasted by a mediocre team like Arizona? And then movin’ TCU 3 spots ahead of the dun that beat them with the same record in the same conference? If the wins and loses don’t count then why do we even play the games? If the SEC automatically gets in just “because” even if everybody ends up with 2 losses why are we even playin’ the games? It’s not about who you think is better playboy. It’s about who deserves to play based on their ability to win and lose games.

Hey, ESPN! Stop tryin’ to hustle me that this is better than the BCS because you own it. I grew up with hustlas and thieves, so I can spot a boy tryin’ to run game a mile away playa! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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