Bubble Guts (Why Florida State has the dull media strugglin' in the ER in this mornin')

"Y'all already know the drill playa!"

Muhammad Ali once said, “I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick; I’m so mean I make medicine sick.” Henry David Thoreau gave it to us like this, “There is one consolation in being sick; and that is the possibility that you may recover to a better state than you were ever in before.” Then Fannie Lou Hamer, the famous civil right leader, shut the joint down with, “I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.”

Well playa… emergency rooms all over the country are full this mornin’ with dull media type cats and hatin’ fans that have a bad case of the bubble guts because Famous Jameis and the Florida State Seminoles just keep on winnin’! They walked out of Sun Life Stadium with Miami’s hearts in their hands after comin’ from behind yet again to win 30-26 to remain undefeated.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Just about every media cat in America and most fans hate Jameis Winston without really understandin’ why! Most cats won’t think for themselves so they completely rely on the opinions of the dull cat on television or radio to make up their minds for them. So if my favorite guy or gal that I listen to everyday doesn’t like him, then I don’t like him. Not a soul makin’ these decisions have pulled the facts of the sexual assault case and the dull 86 page report is available for the public to read.

So when Florida State goes down 16-0 early in this ball game and definitely when they’re lookin’ at a 23-7 deficit boyz are dancin’ in the streets like the munchkins that the wicked witch is dead. Boyz were waitin’ for the dull pointed toe shoes to curl up and disappear underneath the house but they never did playa. All Famous Jameis did was put up 304 yards and kept everybody calm as they outscored the Hurricanes 23-3 in the final 2 ½ quarters.

On some real talk bruh, Miami lost that ball game more than Florida State won it. Miami came out and jumped all over the Seminoles with very aggressive play callin’ and a swag of the old U. Then once they got up on a boy they panicked and started playin’ not to lose instead of playin’ to win in the second half. They were scared to death of bein’ up on these boyz because they know what normally happens to cats that poke the sleepin’ bear.

The Hurricane offensive coordinator went from bein’ Shaft to Lil’ Jack Horner stickin’ his dull thumb in the Christmas pie. You can’t win big ball games scared to hurt a boyz’ feelings. “If you’re gonna start the fight then you’ve got to be willin’ to finish it pimpin’.” That’s Street Code of Conduct: Rule 1 Article 1 Section 1! You learn that on the first day of kindergarten when they give out the big crayons and the restroom instructions bruh.

So now that Florida State has all of these cats sick today the venom that will be spit there way will be even more poisonous. They’re on a 26 game winnin’ streak with the best player in college football that nobody likes with a coach that’s in it to win it and cares nothin’ about how you feel about it. Poison I tell ya! Straight poison!

The media is hell bent on screwin’ Jameis out of the Heisman even though he’s clearly the best player in college football. However, there’s not a thing they can do to keep him from playin’ for another national title as long as he keeps winnin’! That’s drivin’ boyz insane and the sale of Zantac just went up 300 percent.

Stop hatin’ on a boy, look at the facts only and stop listenin’ to other haters to help you make up your mind about how you feel about him. Make sure that you check out my rant from my video segment entitled, “The Truth is in the Details: Jameis Winston! Separatin' the truth from the lies!” These are the facts not my freakin’ opinion playa. When you learn how to evaluate the facts you keep from lookin’ stupid and endin’ up in the emergency room on a Saturday night with the Bubble Guts with your favorite TV or radio personality in a bed next to you. Stop me when I start lyin’!

P.S.: Make sure you check out my Hilarious College Football Weekly Wrap Up: Week 12 today! Just so you boyz know, I was 5-0 this weekend and I'm 44-17 pickin' games this year playa. I'm just sayin'!

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