Hood Credibilty (How FSU keeps winnin' and the SEC takes an unauthorized smoke break)

"Watch out dawg! You in on it too? You're supposed to cover the ball not me!"

As I was standin’ out in the parkin’ lot tailgatin’ with the fellas before the game these two feisty coaches started arguin’ about winnin’! Vince Lombardi put his bratwurst down and said, “If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?” Pat Riley stood up and threw his Solo cup at him and shouted, “There’s always the motivation of wanting to win. Everybody has that. But a champion needs, in his attitude, a motivation above and beyond winning.” Then Vince fired right back with, “Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.”

Well playboy…it sure looks that way down in Tallahassee! The more boyz hate on Florida State the more they keep winnin’! After beatin’ Boston College on Saturday they’re now massagin’ a 27 game winnin’ streak that’s makin’ all of the haters sick to their stomachs. My boy Wayne Messam, who is a Florida State alum and a was a member of the national championship team in ’93, said it best. “While the other teams have to defend why they lost a game, I’ll accept having to explain why we keep winning.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! These media type cats keep sayin’, “They can’t keep winnin’ games like this and at some point it’s gonna catch up to them.” That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard bruh! At some point everybody is gonna lose! You can’t win forever! Where do some of these cats get their logic? The more appropriate question is; can they win another national championship before they lose?

What kills me are the suckas in the media that act like they aren’t biased to the SEC when they’re criticizin’ a boyz win or loss. Now everybody and they’re momma’s momma threw Ohio State under the bus for strugglin’ with 3-8 Indiana in the first half and into the third quarter before pullin’ away and still winnin’ by 3 freakin’ touchdowns 42-27. They started screamin’ that Florida State barely won at home against Boston College. But they all acted like they didn’t see No.1 Alabama strugglin’ with Western Carolina at the crib in the first half before eventually blastin’ them.

Florida State is doin’ absolutely nothin’ but winnin’ and these cats keep tellin’ them that it ain’t good enough. But I’m the one that’s hatin’ on the SEC let these boyz out here tell it.

I’m not crazy playa! I’ve been sayin’ for years that the top of the SEC is better than everybody but you’ll never really know about the rest of the conference as long as boyz keep hidin’ in the south every year. Pull up these boyz non-conference schedules and look at how many cats leave the crib or the south to play a boy. None!!!!

You never see the top or the bottom of the SEC leave the crib to play a home and away joint in PAC-12, Big 10, ACC or Big 12 country like the other conferences do. Well take that back Kentucky will ride up to Indiana and trade games because they’re both horrible. Michigan State had the gonads to roll out to Eugene and play Oregon earlier this year. Bama, Florida, LSU or Georgia ain’t rollin’ out of the south to play a boy but they’ll play in Atlanta in a heartbeat. That’s playin’ at the crib pimpin’! Stop the foolishness.

In my opinion, Bama is the best team in the country playboy. However, when you take a smoke break in week 13 to play Western Carolina when everybody else is playin’ tough games and banged up, you’re cheatin’ the game. Now don’t get it twisted playa most of the SEC took a smoke break Saturday! Florida played Eastern Kentucky, Georgia played a pack of cigarettes in Charleston Southern, South Carolina played South Alabama and Auburn played Samford. So am I hatin’ now bruh or am I just spittin’ the truth?

It’s easy to look good win you won’t play home and away joints like everybody else. Here’s the ultimate joint bruh! If the conference from top to bottom is so good then why is it that Texas A&M and Mizzou, who were terrible in the Big 12 annually, can walk right into the joint and be two of the best in the freakin’ conference from day one?

Texas A&M finished on average in 7^th place in the Big 12 from the time it was founded in 1996. Their conference record from 2003 until they left the Big 12 was 51-48. Durin’ their last four seasons in the conference they finished 1th, 8^th, 5^th, and 7^th but year one in the SEC they won 10 ball games with a freshman quarterback and a brand new coach! Huh!!!??? And don’t throw the Heisman foolishness my way because the dun can’t get off of the bench in Cleveland. Stop it!

Mizzou was just as bad playboy. They haven’t won an outright conference championship since freakin’ 1960 when they were in the Big Eight and only played in two conference title games in the Big 12 from 1996 to 2010 and got drug across the field in both games by Oklahoma. However, they’ve been in the SEC for the three seasons and they’re about to play in their second consecutive title game. But you keep tellin’ me that the ENTIRE conference is better? Now one of us is smokin’ crack and I’ve got asthma bruh so it ain’t me. This is the same Mizzou team that got drug by 3-8 Indiana earlier this season but you’re tellin’ me that the entire conference is better and they are 9-2?

Let me put it where the goats can get it playa. If you were gettin’ your lunch money taken and beaten up every day after school in one hood. Then your parents decide to move to another hood that has a reputation of bein’ even tougher. However, you become one of the G’s in that hood from day one then that hood isn’t as tough as boyz keep sayin’ that it is. The O.G. in that hood is just the baddest in the country. Not the ENTIRE hood. Everybody else is just livin’ off of what the O.G. is doin’ on a national stage but the rest of the hood ain’t crap. And that’s the edited version.

And please don't start tellin' me about the streak of BCS titles because the same duns keep winnin'! It's not the ENTIRE conference that's winnin' them. Abalama won 3, Florida won 2 and LSU and Auburn. There are 14 teams in the freakin' conference bruh! The other 10 are eatin' off of the top dawg's plates at Shoney's bruh! Check this out bruh, Bama says "Roll Tide!", LSU says "Geaux Tigers!", Florida does the Gator Chomp etc. The duns eatin' off of their plates screams "SEC!" They don't even wanna be associated with those duns but Big Momma is makin' them claim them.

Stop tryin’ to tell me that Kentucky, Vanderbilt, Ole Miss, Tennessee, Georgia, Mizzou, Texas A&M, Arkansas and now Florida are better than the rest of the world. Miss State is good for the first time in the history of mankind and when Dak Prescott leaves or Dan Mullen takes off they’ll be garbage again. And don’t think for one minute that Florida isn’t gonna call that dun either. They’ve probably already offered him under the table.

So back to my original point playas, Florida State just keeps on winnin’ and there’s nothin’ that the hatin’ media can do about it. Famous Jameis is gonna get screwed out of the Heisman but he and his teammates control their own destiny on bein’ able to win another national title. Your hate of him won’t help you take that opportunity away from him. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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