Sugar Hill (Why boyz are now willin' to listen to the truth about theSEC this mornin')

"This how we do it up north shawty!"

As I was standin’ outside of the Super Dome kickin’ it with the wardies before the Sugar Bowl, these three cats started arguin’ about the truth. Buddha said, “Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon and the truth.” Albert Einstein pulled up in the big body Chevy and said, “Anyone who doesn’t take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either.” Then Galileo, the Italian physicist and astronomer, poured out a lil’ liquor for all of the dead homies and said, “All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.”

Well playboys…I guess since the truth has finally fallen out of the freakin’ closet about the SEC this year, now you boyz are willin’ to listen! I’ve been tellin’ you since the preseason rankings came out that the SEC wasn’t what these dull media types have been tryin’ to sell you. It finally took Alabama losin’ to Ohio State 42-35 in the Sugar Bowl for boyz to slow their roll on this SEC foolishness.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I’ve been tellin’ you boyz for years that the top of the SEC was typically better than everybody else. The ENTIRE conference wasn’t better because 4 teams contributed to 7 straight BCS National Championships. Alabama won 3, Florida picked up 2, LSU won 1 and Auburn won 1. There are 14 teams in the conference playboy. And on some real talk, Alabama won 42 percent of those 7 national titles!

So every year these dull media types start sellin’ this foolishness that the SEC as a CONFERENCE is better than everybody else and therefore they get the benefit of the doubt when they start rankin’ boyz. When the preseason rankings came out this year they had 5 SEC teams ranked in the top 13; Alabama was No.2, Auburn was No.6, freakin’ South Carolina was No.9, Georgia 12^th, and LSU 13^th.

Both Georgia and South Carolina immediately wet the bed and all of a sudden didn’t matter to anybody but the boosters at those individual schools. Then because Miss State and Ole Miss were beatin’ terrible non-conference teams and suspect SEC teams that were ranked high they got pushed to the top of the pile! As a matter of fact, they were ranked as high as No.1 and No.3 for several weeks to keep the foolishness goin’ about how good the conference was. Miss State was in the top 10 for 10 straight weeks bruh! Are you kidding me? When they lined up to play the Egg Bowl that was the first time in 57 years that both teams were ranked at the same time! But you wanted boyz to believe that they were the real deal! It's freakin' Ole Miss and Miss State! That's like tellin' me to believe Indiana and Purdue are for real just because they caught lightenin' in a bottle once in 57 years.

Then when boyz rolled into the final week of the regular season the ACC went 4-0 against the SEC but because Bama was still winnin’ nobody blinked. See if Bama is rollin’ then the SEC is rollin’ accordin’ to these clowns in the media and that trickles down to the fans because they don’t know any better. It wasn’t until boyz showed up to the bowls and started gettin’ beat up in the toilet and drug through the halls that the media started questionin’ the SEC’s strength. Sure, both Georgia and South Carolina won their bowl games but they had already soiled the mattress durin’ the regular season. So nobody cares about their wins.

LSU took it on the chin against a terrible Notre Dame squad but nobody panicked. Why? Because they were bankin’ that nobody realized that game was on. Then Ole Miss got carjacked down in Atlanta off of Bankhead by TCU 42-3 and that woke everybody up. All of a sudden the vaunted Stark Vegas (Miss State) crapped out on South Beach foolin’ around with Georgia Tech and boyz in the south started to panic.

Auburn went to Tampa and got beat up in the front yard by a Wisconsin team that didn’t even have a coach bruh! Barry Alvarez had to come out of the AD’s office and coach these boyz because their coach quit. Now you see Alabama down in New Orleans before the Sugar Bowl lookin’ like Nino Brown and G Money “We all we got!”

Bama after Auburn went down before the Sugar Bowl
"We all we got!"

The naked eye cat would say that the pressure got to Bama and that’s why they lost to Ohio State. Naw playa, their wack secondary got to them like I said it would. Their secondary has been horrible all year and did I mention that Zeke Elliott ran all over them boyz? I’m just sayin’! It was bound to happen bruh because they finally let somebody else play. They could no longer manipulate the system and it caught up to them. All the SEC teams have been guilty of doin’ it not just Bama.

When you look at these cats non-conference schedule they NEVER leave the south to play anybody. They ALWAYS schedule 1-AA or FCS schools and to make matters worse they all throw in a boo-boo opponent week 11, 12 or 13 of the regular season when everybody else is in the thick of conference play. So when a boy in the Big 12, ACC, PAC-12 or Big 10 loses that week it kills their title run when the SEC is takin’ a smoke break. This year durin' week 11 Ole Miss played Presbyterian and Miss State played UT Martin. Then in Week 13 Georgia played Charlestone Southern, Florida had Eastern Kentucky, Auburn found some duns named Samford and Alabama beat up on Western Carolina while everybody else is dry heavin' in difficult conference play.

So even when they’re schedules are wack they get the benefit of the doubt and walk right into the national title game without havin’ to show ID. Pull up the last championship that Bama won in 2012 and look at their schedule. Their non-conference opponents were Western Kentucky, Florida Atlantic and Western Carolina. Not to mention that they play in the SEC West with duns like Arkansas, Ole Miss, Miss State and Tennessee. They played ole dull Mizzou that year that was a middle of the road Big 12 team for years before joinin’ the SEC. They blasted a terrible Auburn team and a Michigan program that has sucked wind since Lloyd Carr got ran out of town. So they played one freakin’ game all year and that was against LSU.

So was I surprised that Ohio State came in there and brought the noise on New Year’s Day? Not at all, pimpin’ because Ohio State was the real deal. However, let these media types that love ridin’ the SEC’s jocks run the joint and the Buckeyes never would have even made the cut. If it wasn’t for them completely destroyin’ Wisconsin in the Big Ten Championship game they’d be at the crib right now. Let me say this bruh before I forget, Braxton Miller, Kenny Guiton, Braxton Miller again, JT Barrett and Cardelle Jones: common denominator = Urban Meyer!

So again, media bias has helped duns like Bama play for national titles when their ID says that they shouldn’t based on their strength of schedule. Is Bama the real deal? Sure they are and they’ll be competin’ for national titles annually. However, their success has absolutely no bearing on the rest of the conference. So stop groupin’ the entire conference into Bama’s success. Bama just happens to live on the same street as the rest of those duns. They don't even like cats like Kentucky, Vandy, Arkansas, Ole Miss, Miss State, Mizzou, Texas A&M, Georgia, South Carolina and Tennessee because they keep eatin' off of their plate when they go to Shoney's.

The Big Ten can’t take credit for Ohio State beatin’ Bama last night bruh! To think that it can is asinine. If Ohio State wins the next 5 national championships it would say everything about the Buckeyes and absolutely nothin’ about the Big Ten. I’m just glad that I don’t have to hear about the SEC anymore this year. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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