Propofol Pimpin' (The REAL reason Adrian Peterson has lost his freakin' mind out here bruh)

"Yeah that's it! Ima run in the Olympics!"

Christian Nestell Bovee, the 19^th century writer, once said, “No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.” Richard Dawkins, the famous ethologist, biologist and writer, gave it to us like this, “A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence.” Then Carl Sagan, the famous astronomer and astrophysicist, put it where the goats could get it with, “It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.”

Well playboy…somebody needs to tap Adrian Peterson on the freakin’ shoulder and wake that dun up because he’s dreamin’, babblin’ and essentially walkin’ around this piece incoherent. On Friday the arbitrator, Harold Henderson, upheld his suspension by the NFL that would last until April of 2015. For all of you simple minded individuals that means that he can’t be reinstated until that date. Got it? Now don’t interrupt me again.

All of a sudden this cat starts talkin’ like he’s been inhalin’ laughin’ gas or sniffin’ Propofol or somethin’ bruh! He immediately starts talkin’ about thinkin’ of retirin' and then he throws his head into the entire bucket of Propofol when he says, “Why not pursue my Olympic dream!”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Has the NFL been shady in the way that they’ve been handlin’ the disciplinary issues with these boyz? Absolutely! Have they been makin’ this stuff up as they go? You darn right they have! And that’s the edited version. However, to dive off of the freakin’ roof and start talkin’ about retirin’ and goin’ to the Olympics is nuts. Now if a boy doesn’t re-sign you and nobody touches you then you gotta find somethin’ else to do. But don’t pull a Michael Jordan on a boy and make a complete fool of yourself bruh.

What Olympics is this dun talkin’ about? The Special Olympics? Because I know he ain’t talkin’ about the REAL Olympics! He’s talkin’ about competin’ in the 100 and 200 meters. Really? He ran a wind assisted 10.26 in a district meet in high school and then got second in the state meet with a wind assisted 10.33! Again, really? His personal best in the 200 accordin’ to him was a 21.23! And I haven't even mentioned he's about to turn 30! Stop it!

The dun that finished 7^th in the 2012 London Olympics in the 100 meters ran a 9.98 and the cat that got 8^th in the 200 ran a 20.69. So again, what Olympics are you talkin’ about runnin’ in bruh? Think about how many cats there are in the WORLD between AD's times and the dun that got 7th and 8th place in the Olympics. One of us is smokin' bruh and I've got asthma. 

That’s like me tellin’ a boy that I’m gonna compete in NASCAR this spring because I drive every day. Go sit yo “A” down somewhere talkin’ crazy. This is what these cats do for a livin' bruh! You're fast for a football player but you ain't no sprinter! Olympic sprinter at that! Tape your mouth shut with that foolishness.  

I know that the NFL is trippin’ but you started this foolishness when you tried to be Hulk Hogan on your kid. It’s jacked up that you gotta sit playa but it is what it is. You tried to punk the league last month and it back fired on you and now you’re mad.

Accordin’ to Peterson the executive vice president of the league, Troy Vincent, told him in a face-to-face meetin’ that he would get a two-game suspension, along with time served, if he attended a meetin’ in New York in November with ole Roger. AD eventually decided to stand the commissioner up and there it is bruh. You can’t punk a boy that's decidin' your fate and then expect for him to work with you. Where you from? Unfortunately, he’s the freakin’ Wizard of Oz on this. At least at that time he was. Now they’ve got a new program in place that takes all of the power out of Goddell's hands.

I don’t know why AD’s trippin’ because they paid that dun $8 million this year accordin’ to his records to do nothin’! Wheredeydodatat? Yeah, they’re runnin’ game tryin’ to satisfy public opinion and the sponsors etc. So you just gotta sit in the cut and wait until April 15^th playa. Since you don’t own the league and you’re just an employee, you gotta deal with what comes down the pike like everybody else in the workin’ world.

The only difference between you and me is that you’re rich. You’re still nothin’ more than an employee! Just be happy with the $8 million they threw at you this year because it’s some duns out here gettin’ abused on the job for $7 an hour. But please put the Propofol down bruh and stop talkin’ crazy out here about runnin’ in the Olympics. You do realize that a boy can hold you on a 72-hour joint for mental evaluation for that? I'm just sayin' and stop me when I start lyin’!

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For all of you simple minded individuals Adrian Peterson is not on Propofol. Just jokes bruh!
　

REAL (How duns like Adrian Peterson, LeGarrette Blount & Ahmad Brooks make REAL cats sick)

"No bread dawg?"

Francis Bacon, the 16^th century English philosopher, once said, “Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe and take for granted…but to weigh and consider.” Evan Davis, the English economist, said it like this, “It’s not a bad idea to occasionally spend a little time thinking about things you take for granted. Plain everyday things.” Then Joseph B. Wirthlin, the businessman and religious leader, shut the buildin’ down with, “The more often we see the things around us – even the beautiful and wonderful things – the more they become invisible to us. That is why we often take for granted the beauty of this world: the flowers, the trees, the birds, the clouds – even those we love. Because we see things so often, we see them less and less.”

Boyz have been playin’ the game of football for so long that they even see it less and less or so you would think the way these duns have taken it for granted. On Sunday Ahmad Brooks of the 49ers took himself out of the game against the Giants because he was salty that his playin’ time has been reduced because guess what? The freakin’ real ‘man’, Aldon Smith, is back in the lineup. Adrian Peterson has the unmitigated gall to be upset with a boy because the NFL has suspended him for the remainder of the season without pay. Then LeGarrette Blount walks off of the field on a boy durin’ their Monday Night Football game with a 3^rd grade attitude because he wasn’t gettin’ the rock.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! None of these duns have ever had a real job before and they’re actin’ like some spoiled brats with diaper rash right now bruh! Let’s deal with Adrian Peterson first. This dun essentially beat the brakes off of his 4 year old son to the point where he not only tore up the kid's back, butt, lower legs, ankles and feet but he also damaged his testicles. Stop with the “He was only disciplinin’ his kid” bruh! He was abusin’ his kid. There's a difference and he stepped over the freakin’ line. Stop it!

He was initially charged with felony child abuse and was facin’ up to 2 years in the pen. Ole dull Roger Goodell did him a solid and put him on some made up Commissioner’s Exempt List that boyz had never heard of and paid him his freakin’ salary of more than $5 million while he sat out. Now that a boy is tellin’ him that he’s gotta chill out the rest of the way without gettin’ bread he’s got beef. Just because he pled down to a BS misdemeanor doesn’t mean that the freakin’ kid didn’t get trucked by his ole man. So whatever the league and the arbitrator threw at him should have been cool. And by the way, the arbitrator, Shyam Das, told him in his hood Southside pick any city vernacular, “Go head on dawg! You gotta sit until April 15, 2015. Dull tax day.” And he rightfully should because who pulls a stunt like that and gets suspended from their job with pay?

Now let’s deal with these two clowns that just up and quit on their teams in the middle of their respective games. Ahmad Brooks got mad because a boy wasn’t sharin’ the thick pencils before recess and LaGarrette Blount got mad because somebody took his fat eraser and used it all up durin’ the bathroom break. This is how ignorant this sounds bruh!

Ahmad Brooks is makin’ $4.25 million this season alone and he walks off of the field. Blount just signed a two year $3.85 million boy with a $950,000 signin’ bonus and he throws a temper tantrum because he’s not gettin’ enough touches? Wheredeydodatat?

I was glad to see Mike Tomlin go old school on that dun and cut him before he got his socks and underwear on good. Go holler at Mr. Willie that worked down at the steel mill for 35 years that never made more than 60 stacks a year and that’s with workin’ doubles and triples bruh. And relatively speakin’ a boy makin’ 60 or 70 grand is gettin’ paid out here pimpin'. Oh I’m talkin’ crazy?

"They payin' boyz how much out here? I messed up huh?"

Accordin’ to The Huffington Post Business more than half of U.S. wage earners made less than 30 grand last year playa. If you made $50,000 last year you earned more bread than 74% of Americans. If you made 100 stacks you made more money than 92.6% of boyz out here.

So now you’re wonderin’ why I’ve got a problem with cats bein’ upset because they made $5.3 million for sittin’ at the crib on punishment when he should have been in jail? You’re wonderin’ why I got the gas face when boyz walked off of the field because somebody talked about their momma and they didn’t like it? It’s because everybody wasn’t born with the freakin’ DNA to play a game for a livin’ and get rich. Most of us have to hustle and grind just to make a livin’ out here playboy. So excuse me if I’m not sympathetic to your rant or temper tantrum because somebody took your eraser and threw it down the hall.

LeGarrette is gonna find out real quick just how real it is out here now that he’s on the outside lookin’ in today. When boyz start offerin’ him jobs that will pay him for the year what he tricked off at bar last weekend, it just got REAL! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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JayGravesReport on Adrian Peterson's judgment!

What's wrong with this dun bruh?

 

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Some Dude (Why boyz are killin' me sayin' Adrian Peterson is a good dude)

"I know dawg. I messed up bad this time!"

Every now and then I’ve got to roll through the hood to keep my ghetto pass current. As I pulled up to the light I see these three cats standin’ on the corner arguin’ about boyz tellin’ the truth. Peter Abelard, the medieval French philosopher, said, “By doubting we are led to question, by questioning we arrive at the truth.” Galileo Galilei, the 17^th century Italian physicist, took a puff of his square and said, “All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Then Albert Einstein pushed his hoodie back and said, “In matters of truth and justice, there is no difference between large and small problems, for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same.”

So if the issues concernin’ the treatment of people are all the same then why are boyz out here in these streets tryin’ to give Adrian Peterson a pass? The police report clearly says that the child was marked up on his back, buttocks, legs, ankles and scrotom with defensive wounds on his hands. His text messages to this child’s mother says that one wound in particular would make her “mad at me about his leg.” He goes on to text, “I felt bad after the fact when I notice the switch was wrapping around hitting his thigh.” Only to send the ultimate joint, “I got him in the nuts once I noticed.”

Since Friday more information has surfaced about this particular incident not to mention a separate incident involvin’ another four year old son with a head injury in 2013. In the most recent situation the four year old has stated that ole boy has a whoopin’ room and that AD put the leaves from the switch into the kid’s mouth before he whipped him. Wheredeydodatat?

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! That sounds like some premeditated type foolishness to me bruh. I don’t know how they got down at your crib but when I did something that warranted a spankin’ I got popped on the spot. They didn’t have to take me to some special chamber to get straightened out. And the fact that a boy is puttin’ something into a kid’s mouth before he whips him tells you everything that you need to know. This dun has a serious problem!

In the 2013 incident a different kid showed up to his mother’s crib with a head wound. Ole girl texted “what happened to my child?” and he said that he got a whippin’. She immediately texted back “what did you hit him with?” This clown says that he hit his head on the car seat. Now I don’t know where you’re from but four year olds don’t sit in car seats playa. They sit in booster seats and there’s nothin’ to hit your head on. I’m just sayin’

Now boyz around the league and cats that know him personally keep sayin’ that he’s a good dude that made a mistake. Well let me put it where the goats can get it playboy! Isn’t that always the case? The penitentiary is full of good dudes that made a mistake or several mistakes. I don’t doubt that he’s a good dude bruh. I grew up with a whole lot of good dudes that made mistakes but that doesn’t change the fact that he is what he is, a child abuser.

Check this here bruh, I grew up with a bunch of cats that were good dudes but they liked to steal. That makes them thieves! I knew several cats that were good dudes but they were stone killers. That makes them murderer’s doin’ twenty to life. I grew up with a dun that eventually pulled off the largest bank robbery in the state of Indiana’s history at the time and he was a good dude. The fact that he liked to rob banks makes him a bank robber doin’ a 25 year bid in federal prison right now. See how that works bruh! You are whatever you do. I’m not sayin’ that he’s not your boy or that he isn’t a good dude. He’s just a child abuser because he likes abusin’ children. There’s a difference between disciplinin’ and abusin’ a child.

Now if he’s such a good dude and you’re vouchin’ for him. Let me ask you this playa, would you leave him at home with your kids for the weekend? See I don’t care that he’s a good dude to kick it at the club with, drink brews and eat hot wings with, talk trash with, holler at broads with and road trip with. Is he a good enough dude for you to trust you’re most prized possessions with? If the answer is no then he’s just some dude.

See once you get to grown man status all of that good dude stuff (edited version) goes out of the window. A grown man is responsible with what belongs to him. So for this cat to treat his children that way tells me that he’s only playin’ daddy on occasion. He has no emotional attachment to those children because if he did he wouldn’t have beaten them to that extent. I wouldn’t beat me dog like that bruh.

Like I said over the weekend in the hot joint entitled “Goin Ham”, he lacks good judgment. He’s got 7 kids by 5 different women for cryin’ out loud. He turned himself in and took his mug shot with a smile on his face. Do you need any more proof that he lacks good judgment? Now he’s been charged with an horrific crime and he’s smilin’ on the mug shot. He doesn’t even realize that that picture will eventually make its way into court as evidence that he doesn’t care about what he did. Again, it’s called havin’ poor judgment! It all rolls together bruh. Now he’s a helluva football player but he’s a child abuser, don’t get it twisted.

See the truth ain’t always pretty but its necessary and when you get the nerve to finally look it in its face it’ll talk to you and keep it real with you too. It’ll tell you that if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it’s a duck playboy! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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Goin' Ham (Why Big Momma should've been arrested just like Adrian Peterson)

"I didn't really think about it like that dawg."

I was sittin’ in the barber shop hollerin’ at the fellas like I always do on a Saturday mornin’ and these cats started arguin’ about boyz bein’ ignorant. Martin Luther King Jr. put down the dominoes and said, “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” The big homie Confucius got real cerebral on boyz when he said, “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.” Then Wayne Dyer, the author and self-help guru, came in sellin’ knock off Gucci bags and dropped this, “The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about.”

Dyer hit the nail on the head with that joint bruh because all kind of boyz are rejectin’ this Adrian Peterson situation out of pure ignorance. The issue here is not whether you can whoop your kids or not playa? The issue is when do you go too far with the freakin’ whippin’. If some of these fools out here would just read the police report and just simply look at the picture of this kid, 99 percent of them would shut their butts up. And that’s the edited version.

Again playboy, the police report stated that the 4 year kid was marked up on the back, buttocks, legs, ankles and scrotum! Marked up as in bleedin’ marks you freakin’ idiots. He’s four!!!!! How many times do you have to hit a 4 year old to make a point? 

AD himself told the child's mother that he  went too far and that she was gonna be mad at him when he texted her. He said, "I got him on the nuts when I noticed." So now you're gonna sit here and say that what he did was cool? Are you on drugs?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Growin’ up in Gary, Indiana in the 1970’s and early 80’s I got my butt whooped all of the time. But I was never bleedin’ after the joint was over. So to make the ignorant “A” comment that “if Adrian Peterson got arrested for that then my momma should have been arrested years ago” shows the extent of your ignorance. Because if your mother used to beat you like that then she should have been arrested pimpin’.

That’s like sayin’ that it’s wrong to arrest a boy for smokin’ weed and doin’ heroin with his eight year old kid because your daddy used to smoke weed and do heroin with you when you were the same age. Just because you’re momma or daddy did somethin’ when you were a kid doesn’t mean that it was always right.

Let me put it where the goats can get it playa. Let me share somethin’ with you that the old timers taught me when I was a young man just tryin’ to find my way in life. “When you know better you do better!” You can’t be ignorant your whole life bruh.

There are a whole lot of things that were acceptable twenty years ago that aren’t now and beatin’ the brakes off of your kid and leavin' him wounded is one of them. Like I told you boyz in the hot joint yesterday entitled “Sedatives” it was acceptable to jump into your car without a seat belt on, drive up to the school, whip your kid in front of the class, go to a restaurant and smoke a cigarette, coach a little league football team for 2 hours after school without givin’ them a water break, pick a kid up off of the ground that was completely knocked out as a result of a hard hit and put him back into the game without medical attention.

So tellin' me that your momma or daddy beat you with an extension cord or a Hot Wheels race track and completely condonin' it is the first sign of pure ignorance playa. Not everything that your parents did made sense, like choppin’ off both ends of the Thanksgiving ham when your mother would cook it.

So many times like Adrian Peterson, people are only doin’ what they’ve seen done even though it makes no sense. A curious little girl finally asked her mother why she cuts both ends of the ham off when she cooks it. Her answer was “That’s the way my momma used to cook it.” But why? So momma calls grandma and she gives the same answer. Then they finally get great-granny on the phone and she says that she cut both ends of the ham off because her pot was too short.

So you’ve got three generations of duns wastin’ food and doin’ somethin’ that made absolutely no sense because great-granny needed a bigger freakin’ pot. When Big Momma was goin’ outside to pull a branch off of the tree to whip your butt she was first of all in the freakin’ country somewhere and back then grandmas dressed like grandmothers so she wore old lady dresses with patent leather shoes and carried a purse to match full of peppermint.

Therefore, she didn’t have a freakin’ belt to pull off when she wanted to get at you for breakin’ ole lady Johnson’s window. So she went out outside, got a switch and tapped you up with it. She still didn’t beat you until you bled out from the back, butt, legs, ankles and left your package shot and if she did, it was child abuse whether they called it that in 1978 or not you idiot.

Now most of these grandmothers are still at the club rockin’ some Apple bottom jeans. So therefore, they’ve got no excuse to go get a switch because they own a belt. To hit a boy with a switch, extension cord or a Hot Wheels race track and make him or her bleed in 2014 is ignorant and you need to go to jail for doin’ it.

Think about this playa, Adrian Peterson is 6’2” 220lbs.! Do you really think that he even needs to do more than pop a 4 year old on the butt more than twice to get his attention? Are you kiddin’ me? And keep this in mind playa, Big Momma or Mr. Willie that you keep referrin’ to didn’t have a job payin’ them $14 million a year. This dun has a 6 year deal worth $86 million with a $12 million signin’ bonus and he’s in the backyard pullin’ switches. Somebody needs to put a switch on his butt for bein’ stupid and riskin’ his bread tryin’ to show out. “I’m yo daddy boy!” He's had 7 kids by 5 different women! One child was killed last year by the kid's mother's boyfriend if you can follow that. He also took a mug shot while bein' arrested on despicable charges smilin'. It's called havin' bad judgement bruh.

Big Momma had absolutely nothin’ to lose when she was abusin’ yo dumb butt. And that was the edited version. Adrian Peterson and the rest of us that have jobs and careers do. So chew on that “Mr. and Mrs. My momma and daddy did it to me!” Stop me when I start lyin’ bruh!

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Sedatives (The REAL REASON boyz can't give Adrian Peterson a pass)

"You think I went too far dawg? I think so too."

Benjamin Franklin once said, “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.” Johnann Wolfgang von Goethe, the 18^th and 19^th century German writer, broke it down like this, “Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago.” Then the big homie Epictetus, the ancient Greek philosopher, took off his wide brim gansta and said, “Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant.”

Now the dun said well instructed playboy not well abused. On Friday the greatest running back in the NFL today, Adrian Peterson, was indicted and arrested on child abuse charges in Texas. The official charges were of reckless or negligent injury to a child. Then the Minnesota Vikings wasted no time deactivatin’ that dun for Sunday’s game.

Now accordin’ the police report ole boy took a tree branch, removed the leaves and whipped his four year old son leavin’ cuts, scratches and bruises on his, buttocks, back, legs, ankles and scrotum as well as defensive wounds on his hands. He says that he was just givin’ him a whoopin’ like he used to get. Whattttt?

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! That was standard operatin’ procedure at Big Momma’s house back thirty years ago if you lived in the freakin’ country somewhere bruh. It’s 2014 and you’re rich enough to buy a freakin’ belt! You can’t beat a child like that anymore! I’m all for a boy gettin’ a whippin’/spankin’ if he or she needs to get settled down. A spankin’ isn’t a beatin’ bruh so to beat the brakes off of a kid is ridiculous!

Ole boy knew that he messed up (and that’s the edited version) because when he sent the kid back to his momma in Minnesota he sent text messages sayin’ that one wound in particular would make her “mad at me about his leg.” Then the dun sent this foolishness, “I felt bad after the fact when I notice the switch was wrapping around hitting his thigh.” Then the ultimate joint was, “I got him in the nuts once I noticed.” Whatttt? WHY ARE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR HIS SCROTUM!

Mother’s Favorite what’s wrong with you? And that’s the edited version again! Felt bad? Just because it happened to you doesn’t make it right or make it make sense bruh. I hear cats all the time sayin’ how they got spanked with switches, tree branches, dependin’ upon where you’re from, extension cords and race tracks etc. and went to school marked up.

They weren’t callin’ it child abuse in 1978 playboy but it was. When I sit up and hear cats tell me that foolishness I can’t do anything but shake my head. I got my butt whooped all of the time but my parents didn’t use a switch because they had sense enough to pull off a belt and they knew when enough was enough.

It’s a whole lot a things that boyz did 25 or 30 years ago that you can’t do now and beatin’ a dun with a switch or extension cord is one of them. Big Momma didn’t have a belt so she grabbed a switch. It was still ignorant but it was acceptable for some strange reason. Have you ever seen what an extension cord will do to a boy? So just because somebody was ignorant enough to hit you with one doesn’t mean that it made sense.

You could jump in the ride without seat belts, come up to the school and whip your kid in front of the class, teachers could beat your kid’s butt, if you got knocked out in a football game they could put you right back in joint without blinkin’, you could practice for two hours and not get a water break and so and so forth bruh. None of that is acceptable now.

So to think that this cat would go to work on a child like that is ridiculous. I’ve got two kids of my own and the first thing my mother told me when I started havin’ them was to NEVER discipline your children while you’re upset. Why? Because you can hurt them. That was the smartest thing anybody has every told me in my life because you know a boy will make you mad.

How do you get so mad at a child that you aren’t even payin’ attention to what you’re doin’ until after the fact? Now you gotta send the dun back home lookin’ like he’s been a car accident. Like he’s been ridin’ around with Tony Stewart’s reckless tail.

On some real talk, the NFL needs to just give everybody in the league a freakin’ sedative includin' Roger Goodell for the next two weeks bruh. These cats are out of control. All the trainers need to just walk through the locker room givin' boyz downers. Even if a cat says, "Naw bruh I'm cool on that." You tell them to take it anyway because they'll be the next one up to do or say somethin' stupid. Did you see where Roddy White tweeted this on Friday night:

And fools out here were retweeting it!

Then minutes later it's deleted with an apology. What’s wrong with these cats bruh? They’re makin’ a fortune out here and all they’ve gotta do is play ball and these fools can’t just do that. Step out here in the real world where the average salary in America is $29K a year and see if havin’ the opportunity to play in the NFL still makes sense. Do you realize that only 9.7 percent of folks out here make more than 100 stacks a year bruh?

So while y’all out here bein’ reckless, poppin’ Molly’s, smokin’ weed, drivin’ drunk, beatin’ up wives, beatin’ kids and sendin’ out ignorant tweets because you think that you can because you’ve got so much bread, in my Big Momma voice, “Keep on.” You’re gonna keep on actin’ a fool you’ll be out wrestlin’ over this same little bit of money everybody is squabbin’ over. Trust me on that playa. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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The Pain (Adrian Peterson's son dies)

"You already know I'm playing bruh!"

Walter Anderson, the famous artist, once said, “Bad things do happen; how I respond to them defines my character and the quality of my life. I can choose to sit in perpetual sadness, immobilized by the gravity of my loss, or I can choose to rise from the pain and treasure the most precious gift I have – life itself. Then Joseph Campbell, the famous writer and lecturer, stood up and said, “Find a place inside where there’s joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.”

Well the joy doesn’t really burn out the pain but it makes it easier to deal with. The pain never goes away playboy. On Friday, Minnesota Vikings running back, Adrian Peterson’s 2 year old son was pronounced dead in a Sioux Falls, South Dakota hospital after sustaining injuries during an alleged aggravated assault by his girlfriend’s boyfriend on Wednesday. In my hood voice, “Killed by his freakin’ baby momma’s dude!”

As soon as the news broke boyz on social media started blasting A.D. (All Day) for being at practice, not being at the hospital and criticizing him for saying that he was going to play on Sunday. What blows me away is that everybody’s got a freakin’ opinion about what this man should do and how a boy should grieve.

On some real talk, the only reason that you even know this dun’s name is because of how he’s been able to grieve his entire life playa. He’s become the gladiator that you see on Sundays because of the way he deals with the pain.

All of you cats out here that are wearing his jersey, buying tickets to see him play, stopping him in the streets for a picture and idolizing him need to understand that if he dealt with pain differently you wouldn’t care to know his name.

When ole boy was 7 years old his older brother Brian was hit by a drunk driver and died in A.D.’s arms. His daddy was in prison while he was in high school and most of his college career. While he was in Indianapolis the night before he was about to work out for all 32 teams at the NFL Combine his brother Chris Paris was shot and killed. These media type cats kill me always saying, “his half-brother.”

Ima keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! In the hood ain’t no half-brothers or sisters playboy! If you got the same momma or daddy or a combination of both that’s your brother or sister. Saying “half” says that we ain’t really family and if you’ve got any part of my blood then ain’t no half to it pimpin’! I don’t know how they get down in the suburbs but in the hood boyz were 100 percent family.

So the pain is the beast that is Adrian Peterson bruh! There is no way to separate it. On September 4, 2004 my son and I were sitting in the stands at Gaylord Family Oklahoma Memorial when the most highly recruited player in the country was to make his debut against Bowling Green. A.D. didn’t start in that game because an upper classmen named Kejaun Jones was the starter at the time. However, every time ole boy would jog onto the field everybody would stand up and the place would explode when he touched the rock.

In his first game in Norman he went 100 yards on 16 carries and a legend was born. He completely destroyed defenses that year finishing 2^nd to Matt Leinart in the Heisman voting and getting robbed because he was a freshman! This cat finished with 1,925 yards on 339 touches to lead the nation in carries.

The pain that you criticize him for not showing has become the masterpiece that you see on Sundays and the painting that he’s been working on his entire life! Genius’ all have a way of filtering pain through their art. Vincent van Gogh had issues with painful anxiety and mental illness, Mary J. Blige channeled her pain through her music and so on and so forth. If it were not for the pain and the way that he deals with it playboy you wouldn’t love Adrian Peterson or any of the above.

Let that man deal with the death of “His” child the best way he knows how. If he decides to play or not will be up to him and not some dun on Twitter trying to solve someone else’s problems. The some cat that is talking crazy about ole boy will be standing in front of the stadium on Sunday with his freakin’ Adrian Peterson jersey on loving his dirty draws for the same reason that he’s criticizing him. For the way he deals with the pain! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
Jay Graves
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