Goin' Ham (Why Big Momma should've been arrested just like Adrian Peterson)

"I didn't really think about it like that dawg."
I was sittin’ in the barber shop hollerin’ at the fellas like I always do on a Saturday mornin’ and these cats started arguin’ about boyz bein’ ignorant. Martin Luther King Jr. put down the dominoes and said, “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.” The big homie Confucius got real cerebral on boyz when he said, “Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s ignorance.” Then Wayne Dyer, the author and self-help guru, came in sellin’ knock off Gucci bags and dropped this, “The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about.”

Dyer hit the nail on the head with that joint bruh because all kind of boyz are rejectin’ this Adrian Peterson situation out of pure ignorance. The issue here is not whether you can whoop your kids or not playa? The issue is when do you go too far with the freakin’ whippin’. If some of these fools out here would just read the police report and just simply look at the picture of this kid, 99 percent of them would shut their butts up. And that’s the edited version.

Again playboy, the police report stated that the 4 year kid was marked up on the back, buttocks, legs, ankles and scrotum! Marked up as in bleedin’ marks you freakin’ idiots. He’s four!!!!! How many times do you have to hit a 4 year old to make a point? 


AD himself told the child's mother that he  went too far and that she was gonna be mad at him when he texted her. He said, "I got him on the nuts when I noticed." So now you're gonna sit here and say that what he did was cool? Are you on drugs?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Growin’ up in Gary, Indiana in the 1970’s and early 80’s I got my butt whooped all of the time. But I was never bleedin’ after the joint was over. So to make the ignorant “A” comment that “if Adrian Peterson got arrested for that then my momma should have been arrested years ago” shows the extent of your ignorance. Because if your mother used to beat you like that then she should have been arrested pimpin’.

That’s like sayin’ that it’s wrong to arrest a boy for smokin’ weed and doin’ heroin with his eight year old kid because your daddy used to smoke weed and do heroin with you when you were the same age. Just because you’re momma or daddy did somethin’ when you were a kid doesn’t mean that it was always right.

Let me put it where the goats can get it playa. Let me share somethin’ with you that the old timers taught me when I was a young man just tryin’ to find my way in life. “When you know better you do better!” You can’t be ignorant your whole life bruh.

There are a whole lot of things that were acceptable twenty years ago that aren’t now and beatin’ the brakes off of your kid and leavin' him wounded is one of them. Like I told you boyz in the hot joint yesterday entitled “Sedatives” it was acceptable to jump into your car without a seat belt on, drive up to the school, whip your kid in front of the class, go to a restaurant and smoke a cigarette, coach a little league football team for 2 hours after school without givin’ them a water break, pick a kid up off of the ground that was completely knocked out as a result of a hard hit and put him back into the game without medical attention.

So tellin' me that your momma or daddy beat you with an extension cord or a Hot Wheels race track and completely condonin' it is the first sign of pure ignorance playa. Not everything that your parents did made sense, like choppin’ off both ends of the Thanksgiving ham when your mother would cook it.

So many times like Adrian Peterson, people are only doin’ what they’ve seen done even though it makes no sense. A curious little girl finally asked her mother why she cuts both ends of the ham off when she cooks it. Her answer was “That’s the way my momma used to cook it.” But why? So momma calls grandma and she gives the same answer. Then they finally get great-granny on the phone and she says that she cut both ends of the ham off because her pot was too short.

So you’ve got three generations of duns wastin’ food and doin’ somethin’ that made absolutely no sense because great-granny needed a bigger freakin’ pot. When Big Momma was goin’ outside to pull a branch off of the tree to whip your butt she was first of all in the freakin’ country somewhere and back then grandmas dressed like grandmothers so she wore old lady dresses with patent leather shoes and carried a purse to match full of peppermint.

Therefore, she didn’t have a freakin’ belt to pull off when she wanted to get at you for breakin’ ole lady Johnson’s window. So she went out outside, got a switch and tapped you up with it. She still didn’t beat you until you bled out from the back, butt, legs, ankles and left your package shot and if she did, it was child abuse whether they called it that in 1978 or not you idiot.

Now most of these grandmothers are still at the club rockin’ some Apple bottom jeans. So therefore, they’ve got no excuse to go get a switch because they own a belt. To hit a boy with a switch, extension cord or a Hot Wheels race track and make him or her bleed in 2014 is ignorant and you need to go to jail for doin’ it.

Think about this playa, Adrian Peterson is 6’2” 220lbs.! Do you really think that he even needs to do more than pop a 4 year old on the butt more than twice to get his attention? Are you kiddin’ me? And keep this in mind playa, Big Momma or Mr. Willie that you keep referrin’ to didn’t have a job payin’ them $14 million a year. This dun has a 6 year deal worth $86 million with a $12 million signin’ bonus and he’s in the backyard pullin’ switches. Somebody needs to put a switch on his butt for bein’ stupid and riskin’ his bread tryin’ to show out. “I’m yo daddy boy!” He's had 7 kids by 5 different women! One child was killed last year by the kid's mother's boyfriend if you can follow that. He also took a mug shot while bein' arrested on despicable charges smilin'. It's called havin' bad judgement bruh.

Big Momma had absolutely nothin’ to lose when she was abusin’ yo dumb butt. And that was the edited version. Adrian Peterson and the rest of us that have jobs and careers do. So chew on that “Mr. and Mrs. My momma and daddy did it to me!” Stop me when I start lyin’ bruh!

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