REAL (How duns like Adrian Peterson, LeGarrette Blount & Ahmad Brooks make REAL cats sick)

"No bread dawg?"

Francis Bacon, the 16th century English philosopher, once said, “Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe and take for granted…but to weigh and consider.” Evan Davis, the English economist, said it like this, “It’s not a bad idea to occasionally spend a little time thinking about things you take for granted. Plain everyday things.” Then Joseph B. Wirthlin, the businessman and religious leader, shut the buildin’ down with, “The more often we see the things around us – even the beautiful and wonderful things – the more they become invisible to us. That is why we often take for granted the beauty of this world: the flowers, the trees, the birds, the clouds – even those we love. Because we see things so often, we see them less and less.”

Boyz have been playin’ the game of football for so long that they even see it less and less or so you would think the way these duns have taken it for granted. On Sunday Ahmad Brooks of the 49ers took himself out of the game against the Giants because he was salty that his playin’ time has been reduced because guess what? The freakin’ real ‘man’, Aldon Smith, is back in the lineup. Adrian Peterson has the unmitigated gall to be upset with a boy because the NFL has suspended him for the remainder of the season without pay. Then LeGarrette Blount walks off of the field on a boy durin’ their Monday Night Football game with a 3rd grade attitude because he wasn’t gettin’ the rock.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! None of these duns have ever had a real job before and they’re actin’ like some spoiled brats with diaper rash right now bruh! Let’s deal with Adrian Peterson first. This dun essentially beat the brakes off of his 4 year old son to the point where he not only tore up the kid's back, butt, lower legs, ankles and feet but he also damaged his testicles. Stop with the “He was only disciplinin’ his kid” bruh! He was abusin’ his kid. There's a difference and he stepped over the freakin’ line. Stop it!

He was initially charged with felony child abuse and was facin’ up to 2 years in the pen. Ole dull Roger Goodell did him a solid and put him on some made up Commissioner’s Exempt List that boyz had never heard of and paid him his freakin’ salary of more than $5 million while he sat out. Now that a boy is tellin’ him that he’s gotta chill out the rest of the way without gettin’ bread he’s got beef. Just because he pled down to a BS misdemeanor doesn’t mean that the freakin’ kid didn’t get trucked by his ole man. So whatever the league and the arbitrator threw at him should have been cool. And by the way, the arbitrator, Shyam Das, told him in his hood Southside pick any city vernacular, “Go head on dawg! You gotta sit until April 15, 2015. Dull tax day.” And he rightfully should because who pulls a stunt like that and gets suspended from their job with pay?

Now let’s deal with these two clowns that just up and quit on their teams in the middle of their respective games. Ahmad Brooks got mad because a boy wasn’t sharin’ the thick pencils before recess and LaGarrette Blount got mad because somebody took his fat eraser and used it all up durin’ the bathroom break. This is how ignorant this sounds bruh!

Ahmad Brooks is makin’ $4.25 million this season alone and he walks off of the field. Blount just signed a two year $3.85 million boy with a $950,000 signin’ bonus and he throws a temper tantrum because he’s not gettin’ enough touches? Wheredeydodatat?

I was glad to see Mike Tomlin go old school on that dun and cut him before he got his socks and underwear on good. Go holler at Mr. Willie that worked down at the steel mill for 35 years that never made more than 60 stacks a year and that’s with workin’ doubles and triples bruh. And relatively speakin’ a boy makin’ 60 or 70 grand is gettin’ paid out here pimpin'. Oh I’m talkin’ crazy?

"They payin' boyz how much out here? I messed up huh?"
Accordin’ to The Huffington Post Business more than half of U.S. wage earners made less than 30 grand last year playa. If you made $50,000 last year you earned more bread than 74% of Americans. If you made 100 stacks you made more money than 92.6% of boyz out here.

So now you’re wonderin’ why I’ve got a problem with cats bein’ upset because they made $5.3 million for sittin’ at the crib on punishment when he should have been in jail? You’re wonderin’ why I got the gas face when boyz walked off of the field because somebody talked about their momma and they didn’t like it? It’s because everybody wasn’t born with the freakin’ DNA to play a game for a livin’ and get rich. Most of us have to hustle and grind just to make a livin’ out here playboy. So excuse me if I’m not sympathetic to your rant or temper tantrum because somebody took your eraser and threw it down the hall.

LeGarrette is gonna find out real quick just how real it is out here now that he’s on the outside lookin’ in today. When boyz start offerin’ him jobs that will pay him for the year what he tricked off at bar last weekend, it just got REAL! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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