Sedatives (The REAL REASON boyz can't give Adrian Peterson a pass)

"You think I went too far dawg? I think so too."

Benjamin Franklin once said, “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.” Johnann Wolfgang von Goethe, the 18^th and 19^th century German writer, broke it down like this, “Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago.” Then the big homie Epictetus, the ancient Greek philosopher, took off his wide brim gansta and said, “Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant.”

Now the dun said well instructed playboy not well abused. On Friday the greatest running back in the NFL today, Adrian Peterson, was indicted and arrested on child abuse charges in Texas. The official charges were of reckless or negligent injury to a child. Then the Minnesota Vikings wasted no time deactivatin’ that dun for Sunday’s game.

Now accordin’ the police report ole boy took a tree branch, removed the leaves and whipped his four year old son leavin’ cuts, scratches and bruises on his, buttocks, back, legs, ankles and scrotum as well as defensive wounds on his hands. He says that he was just givin’ him a whoopin’ like he used to get. Whattttt?

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! That was standard operatin’ procedure at Big Momma’s house back thirty years ago if you lived in the freakin’ country somewhere bruh. It’s 2014 and you’re rich enough to buy a freakin’ belt! You can’t beat a child like that anymore! I’m all for a boy gettin’ a whippin’/spankin’ if he or she needs to get settled down. A spankin’ isn’t a beatin’ bruh so to beat the brakes off of a kid is ridiculous!

Ole boy knew that he messed up (and that’s the edited version) because when he sent the kid back to his momma in Minnesota he sent text messages sayin’ that one wound in particular would make her “mad at me about his leg.” Then the dun sent this foolishness, “I felt bad after the fact when I notice the switch was wrapping around hitting his thigh.” Then the ultimate joint was, “I got him in the nuts once I noticed.” Whatttt? WHY ARE YOU ANYWHERE NEAR HIS SCROTUM!

Mother’s Favorite what’s wrong with you? And that’s the edited version again! Felt bad? Just because it happened to you doesn’t make it right or make it make sense bruh. I hear cats all the time sayin’ how they got spanked with switches, tree branches, dependin’ upon where you’re from, extension cords and race tracks etc. and went to school marked up.

They weren’t callin’ it child abuse in 1978 playboy but it was. When I sit up and hear cats tell me that foolishness I can’t do anything but shake my head. I got my butt whooped all of the time but my parents didn’t use a switch because they had sense enough to pull off a belt and they knew when enough was enough.

It’s a whole lot a things that boyz did 25 or 30 years ago that you can’t do now and beatin’ a dun with a switch or extension cord is one of them. Big Momma didn’t have a belt so she grabbed a switch. It was still ignorant but it was acceptable for some strange reason. Have you ever seen what an extension cord will do to a boy? So just because somebody was ignorant enough to hit you with one doesn’t mean that it made sense.

You could jump in the ride without seat belts, come up to the school and whip your kid in front of the class, teachers could beat your kid’s butt, if you got knocked out in a football game they could put you right back in joint without blinkin’, you could practice for two hours and not get a water break and so and so forth bruh. None of that is acceptable now.

So to think that this cat would go to work on a child like that is ridiculous. I’ve got two kids of my own and the first thing my mother told me when I started havin’ them was to NEVER discipline your children while you’re upset. Why? Because you can hurt them. That was the smartest thing anybody has every told me in my life because you know a boy will make you mad.

How do you get so mad at a child that you aren’t even payin’ attention to what you’re doin’ until after the fact? Now you gotta send the dun back home lookin’ like he’s been a car accident. Like he’s been ridin’ around with Tony Stewart’s reckless tail.

On some real talk, the NFL needs to just give everybody in the league a freakin’ sedative includin' Roger Goodell for the next two weeks bruh. These cats are out of control. All the trainers need to just walk through the locker room givin' boyz downers. Even if a cat says, "Naw bruh I'm cool on that." You tell them to take it anyway because they'll be the next one up to do or say somethin' stupid. Did you see where Roddy White tweeted this on Friday night:

And fools out here were retweeting it!

Then minutes later it's deleted with an apology. What’s wrong with these cats bruh? They’re makin’ a fortune out here and all they’ve gotta do is play ball and these fools can’t just do that. Step out here in the real world where the average salary in America is $29K a year and see if havin’ the opportunity to play in the NFL still makes sense. Do you realize that only 9.7 percent of folks out here make more than 100 stacks a year bruh?

So while y’all out here bein’ reckless, poppin’ Molly’s, smokin’ weed, drivin’ drunk, beatin’ up wives, beatin’ kids and sendin’ out ignorant tweets because you think that you can because you’ve got so much bread, in my Big Momma voice, “Keep on.” You’re gonna keep on actin’ a fool you’ll be out wrestlin’ over this same little bit of money everybody is squabbin’ over. Trust me on that playa. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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