The REAL reason why Grigson talked Irsay into keepin' Pagano! "Monon"

"Smile playboy because we're tied to the hip for the next 4! Well..." 

Albert Einstein once said, "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." Dwight D. Eisenhower broke it down like this, "I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity." Then Jacques Yves Cousteau, the French naval officer and explorer, poured out a lil' liquor for all the dead homies when he spit, "No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity." 

Well playas...Jim Irsay must be on that stuff again bruh or Ryan Grigson has some butt naked photos of that dun skate boardin' on the Monon Trail with nipple rings and a bikini wax. No sooner than he discovered intelligence by signin' the big homie Chuck Pagano to a four year extension he brain farted and showed stupidity by signin' Ryan Grigson to a three year extension. Now both of these cats are signed through 2019! Wheredeydodatat?

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Pagano didn't deserve to be let go anyway playboy! He did a helluva job of coachin' a team with no depth at critical positions and a general manager that road around in a pick up truck pickin' up garbage like Lamont Sanford! If anybody should have been shown the door yesterday it should have been him bruh! 

He's done, in my Charles Barkley voice, a "TERRIBLE" job of buyin' the groceries. Anybody in their right mind could see that, even Jim Irsay and he might be drivin' 10MPH right now somewhere out in Carmel waitin' on a boy to pull him over! Here's the problem with keepin' both of these cats bruh! You haven't solved the freakin' problem that has gotten you to this point! Pagano and Grigson are like oil and water! They're like Fred and Aunt Ester!!!! They can't get along!!

And Grigson is up in the joint pushin' for Pagano to keep his job because he knows that if ole boy hires a new coach that doesn't want him he's out. So he's in the joint dancin' like Gregory Hines tryin' to sell the very dun he can't stand but it's in his best interest to sing the praises of the dun he can't get along with to save his own job. Listen to this cat sing bruh: 

"We've been through the ringer together, but we're still focused on one goal. We're in the arena together, we're in the fire together, but we're united and we're set out to do a job, and that job is to still have our eyes set on championships, and together we're going to set out to do that, and we're going to do that."

He doesn't believe that foolishness for one minute! He just realized that if he doesn't talk ole boy into keepin' Chuck he may be followin' him right out of the freakin' door.

Now the question is, are these two cats gonna get along? Otherwise, the organization is in for another 4 years of foolishness. If nothin' else, Chuck needs to have a say in all personnel decisions. Stop lettin' Grigson get in the pick up truck by himself bruh. They've got to buy groceries together if this thing is gonna work. And Irsay needs to try to get those butt naked skate boardin' photos out of Grigson's hands. I'm just sayin' and stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Wheredeydodatat: It's hood for "Who does that?"
4) Lamont Sanford: noun - the other half of Sanford and Son.
5) Monon Trail: noun - a bicycle trail that run north and south through Indy.

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The caption under the photo isn't real but its REAL talk!
And Ryan Grigson doesn't have photos of that dun. It's all jokes bruh!

Why Colts fans need to just move on to hoop season around this piece! "VIP"

"Yeah we beat these duns but they still packin' my stuff up bruh!" 

George Bernard Shaw once said, "Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything." Audrey Hepburn kept it simple when she shouted, "Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!" Then Francis of Assisi, the 12th century Italian Roman Catholic friar, broke it down so that it would forever be broken when he spit, "Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible." 

Well playas...that all sounds good if we were tryin' to motivate a boy to do something that he had control of but we're talkin' about the Indianapolis Colts makin' the freakin' playoffs. In my Jim Mora voice, "Playoffs! Don't talk about playoffs! Are you kiddin' me! Playoffs!" After the Colts went down to Miami and beat the dull Dolphins 18-12 boyz are tryin' to figure out all of the possible scenarios for them makin' the playoffs now. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Yeah, technically they still have a shot on paper but it's virtually IMPOSSIBLE for these duns to make the playoffs buh. All of the diehard and delusional fans sleepin' in Colts gear are holdin' on for dear life that they can make it. But rational human beings are on to hoop season around this piece bruh. Go Pacers! To make the Eastern Conference Finals! Right? Just bein' realistic playboy. 

Because the Colts are sittin' at 7-8 and the dull Texans are 8-7 after they both won on Sunday there's still a bunch of foolishness that has to take place in order for them to get in. First of all, Denver has to beat Cincinnati on Monday Night Football. Then next week the Colts have to beat the Titans and the Texans have to lose!

It doesn't stop there pimpin' because both the Colts and Texans would both be 8-8. You've gone through all of the freakin' tiebreakers so now you're down to the strength of victory whatever that means playa. What they tell me is that dull Miami has to beat New England, Atlanta's gotta beat New Orleans, the Ravens gotta beat the Bengals, the Raiders gotta beat the Chiefs and the Broncos gotta beat the darn Chargers. And did I mention that 164 year old Matt Hasselbeck got hurt so Charlie Whitehurst is holdin' the fort down now? Oh and some dun named Stephen Morris could potentially be takin' snaps if Whitehurst goes down like the first two quarterback. "Playoffs! Don't talk about playoffs!"  

You may as well tell a boy that in order for him to get into VIP at the club that Pookie's gotta break into Debo's house, steal his underwear and his raggedy "A" house shoes. Rob the crack house, sell all of the dope to the undercover cop, take his cell phone, tie him up and leave town with his wife. Marry his sister and retire to Costa Rica by age 25. Oh, and have dinner with the president on the front lawn twice. 

The Colts ain't makin' the playoffs pimpin'! Believe that. Tell these boyz that they've got all week to pack up their stuff. And that's the edited version. By next Sunday all belongings should be cleaned out. Then by next Monday you might wanna say your goodbyes to ole Chuck because they'll have security escortin' that dun off of the premises. Now does he deserve to get walked out of the joint? Not at all! Why? Because he was just in the house when it burned down bruh. Grigson was the dun that fell asleep with the cigarette in his mouth. But that's just how it goes. 

So all of the diehard Colts fans runnin' around lookin' for a motivational speech. You ain't gone get one from me playa. It is what it is. Just look forward to 2016 and hope that Luck is healthy and they sign a backup that isn't 154 years old. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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Why T.Y. Hilton sounds like he's been sleep all season bruh! "Sweat Hogs"

"Uh?" 

Jean Cocteau, the French writer and playwright, once said, "Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far." Dr. Suess gave it to us like this, "Step with care and great tact, and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act." Then Sir Isaac Newton poured out a lil' liquor for all the dead homies when he spit, "Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy." 

Well playas...there's always one cat that can't keep his mouth closed long enough to get through the season. The Indianapolis Colts have been strugglin' all season long and everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, is fired up about it but their smart enough to just leave it alone. They've got two freakin' games left to play and T.Y. Hilton decides that it makes sense to criticize the offense now. This dun said out of his OWN mouth that they need to run more long pass plays bruh! The short passin' game ain't workin'! That's what a dun said that actually plays on the team bruh! Naw playa, that is actually in the offensive huddle. Naw chief, that's actually one of the duns catchin' the balls! 

Let's keep it real or all way 100, whichever comes 1st! All I wanna say to T.Y. is "No stuff Sherlock!" And that's the edited version. Everybody with a freakin' rectum and toe nails knows that bruh! But who's gonna throw you the deep ball playa? Mickey Mouse? Thor? Batman? Have you been in the huddle over the past 7 weeks playboy? 

You've got a dun playin' quarterback that's 146 years old and he's takin' a beatin'! He barely knows his name and address at this point and you're complainin' about a deep ball? Then you've got an offensive line that can't hold their breath and fart at the same time. And again, you want a deep ball? 

This dun is talkin' about how fast he, Donte Moncrief and Philip Dorsett are and all you gotta do is throw it deep. He sounds like he's been asleep next to Rip Van Winkle snorin' so bad that he needs a Zyppah. That's Happy-Z spelled backwards. If that joint went over your head you don't listen to sports radio. Don't worry about it bruh. I won't even put that joint in the Playas Thesaurus at the end for you.  

So will somebody please tell T.Y. Hilton to close this darn mouth. And again,  that's the edited version pimpin'! Just play the game bruh. You've only got 2 more to go. Statin' the obvious makes a boy sound like he was in Mr. Carter's class sittin' next to Horseshack, Juan Epstein and Vinny Bobarino. Why? Because he's got no quarterback and no offensive line. Deep ball bruh? Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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Why Chuck Pagano will probably get fired but it ain't his fault bruh! "House Fire"

"So this is how y'all gone do me huh?" 

Deepak Chopra, the famous author and public speaker, once said, "We all feel the urge to condemn ourselves out of guilt, to blame others for our misfortunes and to fantasize about total disaster." Robert Anthony, the organizational theorist and Harvard professor, gave it to us like this, "When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Then Friedrich Nietzsche, the German philosopher, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "What can everyone do? Praise and blame. This is human virtue, this is human madness." 

Well playas...let the madness begin! We're back to square one here in Indy! Who's to blame for the foolishness takin' place on the field with the Indianapolis Colts. Is it Pagano or Grigson? These boyz have fallen to a dismal 6-8 after losin' to the Houston Texans 16-10 at the crib on Sunday. I know everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, is standin' in front of the water cooler or the dull coffee maker pointin' the finger like Uncle Sam or Jason. Whichever turns you on bruh.  

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Colts have basically shot their playoff hopes in the pinky toe by losin' to these cats that have NEVER won a freakin' game in Indianapolis in franchise history. Now they've got to win both of their next two and hope that Houston takes an "L" in at least one of their two.  Here's the problem pimpin', the Colts are nose divin' with no parachute  with a brick in their pockets and cement shoes on. Check this out bruh. They got dog walked in Pittsburgh, got hit by a truck with no plates in Jacksonville and just laid out in the middle of the street and got run over by a dun on a tricycle from Houston. 

Now boyz wanna know who's gonna get pushed out of the limo first like ole Eddie Cain, Pagano or Grigson? Who's to blame for this foolishness of a season? Well bruh, those are two entirely different questions that deserve to entirely different answers. Pagano will probably get fired but it's not his fault. Grigson was the dun in the off-season buyin' the freakin' groceries! He's the dun pickin' up wide receivers when the Colts clearly needed offensive line help and defensive depth. 

Andrew Luck wouldn't be sittin' on the sideline with his kidneys leakin', his shoulder jacked up and whatever else you can find wrong with him if they had depth. Like I've said on numerous occasions durin' the course of this season, how do you go from a 26 year old stud at QB to a 40 year old cat that didn't actually sign up for this? The 40 year old signed up to hold a freakin' clipboard and run into the game in a pinch for and easy paycheck. Like when a boy'z chin strap comes off or when his shoe comes off. Not when he's got to carry a team for 7 games. Oh yeah, without any depth on the offensive line where he's gettin' killed. 

Pagano didn't run out and sign Andre Johnson, who the Texans were gettin' their "Kicks N Giggles" off when they unloaded that dun. Then they ended up beatin' the very team that took him to possibly lock down the AFC South title. There's not an ounce of depth on this team playa and that ain't on Pagano! 

We saw this train wreck comin' back in August. Why? Because anytime the feud between the GM and head coach gets loud enough where it becomes public its a problem and it's been goin' on.  It's no different than your neighbors who eventually get a divorce. You aren't surprised when the U-Haul backs up to the front door and only one of them is bringin' stuff out. And that's the edited version. Why? Because they've been arguin' and fightin' for so long that it eventually starts to spill out into the driveway and front yard. That was Grigson and Pagano in freakin' trainin' camp. 

So anybody that thought the Colts had a shot at winnin' anything like even makin' the playoffs was completely delusional. Now the real question is, should Andrew Luck come back for the final two games? The real answer is NO!!! I've been tellin' you boyz since they announced his first injury that the dun shouldn't come back until he was 100 percent healthy because it wasn't worth the risk to keep playin' him. 
Now it sure isn't worth it. 

Have you seen what they're doin' to Hasselbeck out there bruh? Even if Luck can come back and win both games and the Texans completely wet the bed in their last two. The Colts are gonna get the brakes beat off of them in the playoffs anyway because they've got NO DEPTH. So it's not worth the risk of further injurin' your franchise quarterback to get blasted anyway. His long term health is the future of the organization. 

So to answer your question. Pagano will probably get fired for the house fire but Grigson left the iron on and was smokin' in bed with a gasoline Speedo on. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Crib: noun - at home 
2) Ms. Jackson: noun - the baby's momma's momma in the song "Ms. Jackson" by OutKast released in the year 2000.
3) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to. 
4) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
5) Eddie Cain: noun - the dun in the movie Five Heartbeats that got kicked out of the group for bein' dull. 

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Why Matt Hasselbeck didn't sign up for this foolishness bruh! "Learner's Permit"

"Look here bruh, I didn't sign up for this foolishness!" 

Og Mandino, the author of 'The Greatest Salesman in the World,' once said, "Sound character provides the power with which a person may ride the emergencies of life instead of being overwhelmed by them. Failure is... the highway to success." Friedrich Nietzsche, the German philosopher, gave it to us like this, "The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." Then Phoebe Snow, the famous singer and songwriter, shut the buildin' down when she spit, "Sometimes when you're overwhelmed by a situation - when you're in the darkest of darkness - that's when your priorities are reordered." 

Well playas...Matt Hasselbeck is in the darkest of darkness right now and he's reorderin' his priorities! Should I or shouldn't I get out of the freakin' bed this week and help these duns out. Why? Because I didn't sign up for this playboy. Ole boy, a forty year old quarterback, didn't sign up to actually play 6 full football games bruh! Now he's full tilt and can't stop the train from rollin' down hill. In the last two weeks he's gotten the brakes beat off of him in a 45-10 drubbin' out in Pittsburgh and then in a 51-16 blastin' down in Jacksonville! That dun has stayed on his back more than a workin' girl in Vegas! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The back up quarterback, at 40, didn't sign up to actually play bruh! He signed up to hold the clip board and look stuff up for a boy. When they hollered at him he was like, "Aw bruh, you want me to back up who? Andrew Luck? Fa Sho!!! That duns like 26!!! He'll never be hurt! And if he does get banged up he'll only be out a week! Heck ya, I'll take it! That's easy money! How much? Three million dollars!!! Where do I sign?" 

Think about it bruh. The back up signs up to play when a boy gets his chin strap knocked off! So he's in for a play or two while the equipment staff gets a boy a new one. How bout when a boy loses his shoe on a scramble or gets pushed out of bounds. But they don't sign up at freakin' 40 to play 6 full games!!! 

That's like askin' a dun with a learner's permit to drive a shipment of nitroglycerin across the country in a semi alone!!! He's good on the open road in the desert with no traffic. But now Hasselback is in the mountains with no map, no GPS and he can’t figure out how to turn on the headlights on this new boy! All of that professional driver's trainin' is supposed to kick in right now. He vaguely remembers it but he can't get to it because his body won't respond. Why? Because he's 40!!! 

That dun is so swollen up today that he looks like he's got elephantiasis! He's bathin' in Ben Gay and Epson Salt and still can't stand up! If I were him I'd show up in Grigson's (GM) office butt naked with a pair of tub socks on and street shoes foamin' at the mouth to tell him that if Luck doesn't play this week I quit! And you can keep the last three game checks playa. I signed up to hold a clip board and y’all gettin' me killed out here. 

On some real talk playas, this isn't a Pagano screw up! It's a Grigson screw up! Why? Because he went out and bought the freakin' groceries. Why on earth would you sign a dun old enough to be on Soul Train in it's hay day or at least old enough to watch it live as a back up in the NFL in 2015? 

Sure, Hasselback isn't the reason why the Colts stink on defense but it's an example of a dun (Grigson) buyin' groceries while he's hungry.  The Colts are low on talent all over the field and now your back up needs a back up because he's too old to get out of harms way. And I know that he's 4-2 as a starter but the dun is shot right now! Why? Because he's 40!!!!!!! 

So let me get this straight bruh! You've got a 40 year old that's banged up and then behind him you've got Michelangelo's half brother backin' him up? The defense stinks because it’s got no depth either. And you blamin' who for this foolishness? Pagano? Naw playa! This is on the dun buyin' the groceries! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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How the Colts went down to Jacksonville and completely wet the bed! "Flip"

"I know we don't need it but we didn't NEED the other 33 points either!"

Emily Osment, the famous actress, once said, "I don't get embarrassed easily, and I do silly things all the time!" Corazon Aquino, the 11th president of the Philippines, broke it down like an old playa at a block party when she said, "I am not embarrassed to tell you that I believe in miracles." Then Richard Branson spit some serious fire when he hit boyz off with, "Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again." 

Well playas...that's what the Indianapolis Colts said a week ago when they went out to Pittsburgh and got the brakes beat off of them 45-10. Then they went down to Jacksonville on Sunday with a new song in their heads and got their doors blown off 51-16 led by a dun named Blake Bortles! I'd say, don't EVER sing that song again playa. As a matter of fact, throw the IPhone, IPad, IPod, CD player, dual cassette deck with continuous play, the turnable and the 8 track in the garbage and start over. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If Chuck Pagano is tryin' to keep his job he's doin' a terrible job of it. It's almost like this dun is pointin' the gun at his pinky toe and Achilles and shootin' for kicks and giggles. How do you show up two weeks in a row and get blasted bruh? 

The crazy thing about it is that they looked like they were goin' to ball out. They went into the break up 13-9! Then they came out after the break and completely wet the bed! I mean they ruined the mattress to the point where Big Momma couldn't even flip the joint. It's shot all the way through. The Colts were outscored 42-3 in the second half!!! Wheredeydodatat? 42-3?? C'mon bruh! 

They allowed the Jags to score the most points in a regular season game in franchise history. Then I heard some Colts fans fired up after the game because Jacksonville ran up the freakin' score on a boy. Boyz are sayin' that the final touchdown to go up 51-16 was unnecessary with 2 minutes to go. I would agree that they could have downed the ball at the 1 yard line and turned it over on downs. I get it, but you've got to play the game playa. They had an opportunity to score 50 plus so they did. However, karma is a beast! So it'll come back to bit them in the butt when the stage is even bigger. When boyz are on Sunday Night or Monday Night Football at some point when EVERYBODY is watchin'. That's how it works. 

But back to the Colts gettin' ran out of the joint. Ole 146 year old Matt Hasselbeck is probably swollen up like he's got elephantiasis this evenin'! They wore that dun out. He was already banged up goin' into the joint and now he's a mess. If Andrew Luck isn't ready to play next week Matt is gonna make sure that dun is. Whatever it takes bruh because Hasselbeck can't afford for a boy to bump into him in the hallway at this point. 

Up next the Houston Texans! I just hope the Colts have gotten some new music and a mattress by then. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: ver - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' to and its non-gender specific. 

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How Matt Hasselbeck FINALLY looked like the old pimp at the bar in Pittsburgh! "101"

"BRUH!!! That's gonna hurt in the mornin'!" 

Jay-Z once said, "The burden of poverty isn't just that you don't always have the things you need, it's the feeling of being embarrassed every day of your life, and you'd do anything to lift that burden." Carson Aquino gave it thus like this, "I am not embarrassed to tell you that I believe in miracles." Then Richard Branson tried to keep a boy motivated by spittin', "Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again." 

Well playas...the Indianapolis Colts have gotten embarrassed the last two times they've played Pittsburgh Steelers! If this were college or high school ball you would think that the Colts were the homecomin' match up for these boyz. For Big Ben's second consecutive start against the Colts he's beaten the doors, brakes, wheels and transmission off of the boyz in blue. He and his boyz took sneakers and lunch money off of them to the tune of 45-10. 


Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Colts couldn't stop a nose bleed on Sunday night bruh! The sad part about it was that the joint was on Sunday Night Football where the entire football universe could see it. That's why you ONLY want to play in prime time when you're good. When you're suspect and just holdin' on with a 40 year quarterback, who has played great up to this point, it's dicey when you show up in Pittsburgh. 


The Colts secondary got the "Passing 101" video filmed on them when Big Ben put up 364 yards and 4 touchdowns and the front 7 got the "Rushing 101" video produced while the Steelers gashed them for 158 yards. Well...I should say that DeAngelo Williams gashed them for 26 carries 134 yards. The title for both videos were "This Is How Not To Play Defense Playa!" 


Do you realize that the Colts have given up 866 yards and 10 touchdowns to Big Ben with ZERO interceptions in two games? Wheredeydodatat? 


The sad part about it is that they were in the joint in the first half bruh! They were up 10-6 early in the second quarter and then it looked like somebody pulled out a taser and hit them! Boyz started staggerin' around like Fred G. Sanford and then wheels completely came off. They went down 21-10 at the break and Big Ben and Co. put their feet on the gas in the second half. 


It got so bad that Antonio Brown tried to leg plant the goal post on his final touchdown of the night. When a boy pulls out the extra clown music you know it's bad. And as good as Matt Hasselbeck has looked goin' 4-0 in his starts this season that dun looked every bit of a 40 years old tryin' to get out of the pocket. He looked like the old cat in suspenders and a belt with his pants pulled up to his nipples tryin' to holler at the young  chicks at the bar. It was bad bruh and embarrassin'! Stop me when I start lyin'! 


Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spittin': verb - to say or sayin'
2) Wheredeydodatat: It's hood for, "Who does that?" 
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.


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Why the Colts should be ASHAMED of themselves this mornin' bruh!

"Y'all know we get Pep fired for jackin' around right?" Yeah, I know bruh!"

Alexander Pope, the 18th century English poet, once said, "No one should be ashamed to admit they are wrong, which is but saying, in other words, that they are wiser today than they were yesterday." Confucius broke it down like this, "In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of." Then Louie Anderson put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "I felt ashamed for what I had done. I don't have any excuses. I did what I did. I take full responsibility for myself and my actions. I wouldn't pawn this off on anybody. I'm sorry it happened. And I hurt people."

Well playas...the entire Indianapolis Colts football team and coachin' staff should be feelin' the same way this mornin'! EVERYBODY in that locker room should be takin' full responsibility for gettin' ole Pep Hamilton fired last week! These duns came out on Sunday and played with a sense of urgency and beat the previously unbeaten Denver Broncos which probably had the best defense in the freakin' league 27-24! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Did the play callin' on offense with new offensive coordinator Rob Chudzinski make the difference in this ball game or did each player's level of commitment to his freakin' job make the difference? I'll answer that for you playa! Boyz just finally showed up and did their freakin' job! 

Andrew Luck stopped holdin' on to the ball so long and made better decisions with it in his hands and therefore got out of the joint without throwin' a dull pick. Duns like Anthony Castonzo did what they're payin' him to do FINALLY and didn't cost the team a boat load of penalties! T.Y. Hilton caught the balls that were thrown in his direction. Frank Gore finally had runnin' room. The defense did what they've been doin' because they've played well enough for weeks to win ball games. 

So don't run out of the joint pointin' at Pep like he was the lone buster in this equation and now the problem has been fixed. Boyz should be ashamed of themselves for sittin' in the cut and allowin' that man to get fired because of a lack of effort of everybody's part not just him. 

In five days Chud didn't change the offense! Heck, he didn't even know the terminology of the offense! Some cat had to translate it to him. So they were runnin' the same offense boyz just played like their jobs where on the line! Andrew Luck finished 21/36 for 252 yards, 2 TD's and no picks! T.Y., who was targeted 7 times last week and caught 1 pass, ended the day with 5 catches for 82 yards. Griff Walen had 5 boyz for 73 yards! Donte Moncrief was 3 for 30! But will somebody please get a map and find Andre' Johnson for Ya Boy! 

All I'm sayin' is that boyz should feel real bad about the way they played on Sunday as Pep and his family are lookin' for a job today. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1)  Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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Why firin' Pep Hamilton will now fully EXPOSE the chaos goin' on with the Colts! "Scapegoat"

"Are y'all watchin' this foolishness bruh!" 

Edward Zwick, the Academy Award winnin' film producer, once said, "I think it's too easy often to find a villain out of the headlines and to then repeat that villainy again and again and again. You know, traditionally, America has always looked to scapegoat someone as the boogie man." Richard Hofstadter, the Nobel Prize winnin' physicist, gave it to us like this, "It is ironic that the United States should have been founded by intellectuals, for throughout most of our political history, the intellectual has been for the most part either an outsider, a servant or a scapegoat." Then Ernest Bevin, the British trade union leader, kept it simple when he spit some real playa-type stuff and that's the edited version, "Unintelligent people always look for a scapegoat." 

Well playas...Chuck Pagano was tryin' to cover his butt on Tuesday after losin' his third straight so he found the scapegoat and pushed his offensive coordinator, Pep Hamilton, out of the ride like ole Eddie Cain. Pep was fired as a result of all of this foolishness knowin' he wasn't the culprit. Now Chuck's boy, Rob Chudzinski, who worked with him at the University of Miami from 1995 to 2000 will take over as offensive coordinator. He's been with the Colts however, since February of 2014. 

Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Firin' Pep doesn't solve the problem playboy! Firin' Pep doesn't stop Pagano and Grigson from beefin'! Firin' Pep doesn't stop boyz from lyin' about Andrew Luck's rib injury and forcin' him to play hurt. Firin' Pep doesn't stop Luck from forcin' the rock into tight spaces and gettin' picked off all of the time! Firin' Pep doesn't make the overpaid left tackle, Anthony Castonzo, play like he really likes the game of football. It's not gonna give him a heart transplant either. Firin' Pep doesn't keep Frank Gore and Co. from eatin' popcorn before the games and fumblin' the rock away every night. That's code for butter fingers, for all of you simple minded individuals that couldn't keep up. And it doesn't help T.Y. Hilton hold onto the freakin' ball any better either. He was targeted 7 times on Sunday and he finished with 1 catch. That ain't Pep's fault pimpin'! 

So again, why was Pep Hamilton fired on Tuesday? This charade that's goin' on on 56th street ain't Pep's fault. This foolishness goin' on starts at the top! Any time you've got the GM and the head coach beefin' even before the season starts to the point where everybody and their baby's momma's momma knows about it, it's chaos. This ship had a hole in it before it left the port in September and everybody tried to act like it wasn't there. Pep was the dun guardin' the life boats and they just threw him overboard.

Oh, did I mention that firin' Pep isn't gonna change Andre' Johnson's ability to get open. The Houston Texans were gigglin' the entire time the Colts were inquirin' about him. They laughed out loud when they finally got that dun in the Colts ride and they drove off. They knew the dun was finished that's why they wouldn't sign him. That ain't Pep's fault playa. 

Look here dawg, Pep's at the crib happy that he get's to get a jump on lookin' for a new job because they all were gonna be fired at the end of the season anyway. Why? Because Pagano is a lame duck at this point bruh. At least Pep can kick it with his family for a few months without the added stress of dealin' with Pagano and Grigson arguin' over the remote like Fred and Grady. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Eddie Cain: noun - character in the movie "Five Heartbeats" that got kicked out of the group for bein' an idiot drunk or drugs and not showin' up for shows etc. 
2) Beefin': verb - to engage in an ongoin' fight or argument etc. 
3) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to. 
4) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific. 
5) Fred and Grady: noun - that's a reference to Fred Sanford and his boy Grady from the '70's sitcom "Sanford and Son." 

6) Boy: noun - as in friend

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Why the Colts NEED to sit Andrew Luck for Matt Hasselbeck ASAP! "8-Ball"

"Now that REALLY hurts bruh!"

Tony Robbins, the motivational speaker, once said, "It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped." Plato pulled up in the tricked out whip with the candy paint and shouted, "A good decision is based on knowledge and not on numbers." Then  Theodore Roosevelt hollered out of the passenger seat of his boy'z big body Chevy and said, "In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing." 

Well playas...if your destiny is shaped in your moments of decisions and good decisions are based on knowledge and not numbers and the best thing you can do is the right thing then why is Andrew Luck still playin'? Because it's freakin' obvious that the wrong thing you can do is nothin'. Either he's badly injured or his mind is shot because he's badly injured! Either way it's a problem pimpin'. Sure, he staged a another brilliant fourth quarter comeback on Monday Night to erase a 17 point deficit to send the joint into overtime which they eventually lost 29-26 to the Panthers in thriller. 

But let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Colts wouldn't have needed to go to overtime if Andrew Luck weren't so reckless with the rock durin' the course of the game. He threw 3 dull picks and the Panthers scored a total of 19 points off of Colts turnovers which also included an Ahmad Bradshaw fumble! If the dun is truly hurt then sit him down and allow him to recover from whatever is wrong with him. Whether it's his shoulder or his ribs, which boyz refuse to admit to. Because continuin' to lie about it is ignorant. 

If the dun is hurt then he's hurt! It is what it is! Now he seems to be playin' desperate  and tryin' to make things happen even when a boy is double covered. The healthy Andrew Luck even in his rookie year wouldn't have made those same mistakes. However, because they're behind the 8-ball he's "Comin' Out Hard" tryin' to make somethin' happen and it ain't "Sho Nuff" like Tela! 

If he's hurt just play Matt Hasselback until he's better and stop lyin' about whether the dun is healthy or not. What did Big Momma always say when you were a kid? "If you tell one lie you've got to keep tellin' lies to cover for the original lie." Now the NFL is all up in their business like the Feds tryin' to get to the truth. Like I said in my joint on Monday entitled "Karma" you can't snitch on a boy (Patriots) and expect for the Hood Rules not to apply. Like I said playas, Karma just pulled up in the Colts driveway and started shootin'!  If Andrew Luck is the franchise then treat him like it bruh! Don't run him out there and keep gettin' him banged up if you know he isn't healthy. That's stupid and disrespectful! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Whip: noun - a luxury vehicle
2) Big Body Chevy: noun - 1985 to '90 Chevy Impala
3) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across. 
4) 8-Ball:noun - rapper from Memphis along with his boy MJG whose first song was "Comin' Out Hard." There's also a double meaning here as if to say they are playin' from behind. Keep up with me playa. 
5) Sho Nuff: noun - song that 8-Ball & MJG did with Tela.
6) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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How HOOD RULES have pulled up in the Colts Driveway like a G! "Karma"

"I can't believe y'all let that out bruh!" 

Hannah Arendt, the political theorist, once said, "Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core." Tennessee Williams, the famous playwright, broke it down like this, "The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!" Then Billy Sunday, the famous 19th century baseball player that eventually became an evangelist, hit boyz in the dome with, "Hypocrites in the Church? Yes, and in the lodge and at the home. Don't hunt through the Church for a hypocrite. Go home and look in the mirror. Hypocrites? Yes. See that you make the number one less."

Well playas..the O.G.'s have always said that hood rules apply in every aspect of life! Even in the National Football League! On Sunday, Fox Sports' Jay Glazer reported that Indianapolis Colts quarterback Andrew Luck has been playin' with multiple fractured ribs since Week 3 in addition to the shoulder injury that sidelined him for 2 games! Now he was listed as questionable with the right shoulder in weeks 4 through 6, hasn't been on the injury list the past two weeks and has NEVER been on the list with the ribs injury. 

What does all of this mean playa? Well, the NFL’s 2015 injury report policy reads as follows: “All players with significant or noteworthy injuries must be listed on the report, even if the player takes all the reps in practice, and even if the team is certain that he will play in the upcoming game. This is especially true of key players and those players whose injuries have been covered extensively by the media. This policy is of paramount importance in maintaining the integrity of the game.”

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Goin' back to hood rules or the hood code of conduct playboy; weren't the Colts the duns that snitched on the Patriots last year with the whole Deflategate foolishness even though the Patriots scored more points after the balls were corrected? Didn't the Colts GM Ryan Grigson launch the investigation into the deflated balls by  usin' his OWN mouth to explain that he snitched on these boyz because he wanted a level playin' field?  

So let's break this down pimpin' based on what the policy says. When they say, "All players with significant or noteworthy injuries" that would include Andrew Luck right? Even on the weeks that he took all or most of the snaps that would include him too right? For the past couple of weeks the Colts were certain that ole boy was gonna play right? Andrew Luck is a "Key player" and a dun with injuries that have been covered extensively by the media. They just hadn't covered the rib injury because the freakin' media didn't know about it. Why? Because the Colts were cheatin' accordin' to the rules, right? If the rules says that you need to report the injury and you don't you're cheatin'! Why? Because you're not maintaining' the integrity of the game. 

So when you start pointin' figures at boyz you gotta make sure that your house is clean because hood rules apply EVERYWHERE! You can't snitch on a boy because karma will pull up in your driveway and just start shootin'! Hood Rules Apply EVERYWHERE! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
2) Pimpin': noun- the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to.

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