How the Colts went down to Jacksonville and completely wet the bed! "Flip"

"I know we don't need it but we didn't NEED the other 33 points either!"

Emily Osment, the famous actress, once said, "I don't get embarrassed easily, and I do silly things all the time!" Corazon Aquino, the 11th president of the Philippines, broke it down like an old playa at a block party when she said, "I am not embarrassed to tell you that I believe in miracles." Then Richard Branson spit some serious fire when he hit boyz off with, "Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again." 

Well playas...that's what the Indianapolis Colts said a week ago when they went out to Pittsburgh and got the brakes beat off of them 45-10. Then they went down to Jacksonville on Sunday with a new song in their heads and got their doors blown off 51-16 led by a dun named Blake Bortles! I'd say, don't EVER sing that song again playa. As a matter of fact, throw the IPhone, IPad, IPod, CD player, dual cassette deck with continuous play, the turnable and the 8 track in the garbage and start over. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If Chuck Pagano is tryin' to keep his job he's doin' a terrible job of it. It's almost like this dun is pointin' the gun at his pinky toe and Achilles and shootin' for kicks and giggles. How do you show up two weeks in a row and get blasted bruh? 

The crazy thing about it is that they looked like they were goin' to ball out. They went into the break up 13-9! Then they came out after the break and completely wet the bed! I mean they ruined the mattress to the point where Big Momma couldn't even flip the joint. It's shot all the way through. The Colts were outscored 42-3 in the second half!!! Wheredeydodatat? 42-3?? C'mon bruh! 

They allowed the Jags to score the most points in a regular season game in franchise history. Then I heard some Colts fans fired up after the game because Jacksonville ran up the freakin' score on a boy. Boyz are sayin' that the final touchdown to go up 51-16 was unnecessary with 2 minutes to go. I would agree that they could have downed the ball at the 1 yard line and turned it over on downs. I get it, but you've got to play the game playa. They had an opportunity to score 50 plus so they did. However, karma is a beast! So it'll come back to bit them in the butt when the stage is even bigger. When boyz are on Sunday Night or Monday Night Football at some point when EVERYBODY is watchin'. That's how it works. 

But back to the Colts gettin' ran out of the joint. Ole 146 year old Matt Hasselbeck is probably swollen up like he's got elephantiasis this evenin'! They wore that dun out. He was already banged up goin' into the joint and now he's a mess. If Andrew Luck isn't ready to play next week Matt is gonna make sure that dun is. Whatever it takes bruh because Hasselbeck can't afford for a boy to bump into him in the hallway at this point. 

Up next the Houston Texans! I just hope the Colts have gotten some new music and a mattress by then. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: ver - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' to and its non-gender specific. 

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