Why firin' Pep Hamilton will now fully EXPOSE the chaos goin' on with the Colts! "Scapegoat"

"Are y'all watchin' this foolishness bruh!" 

Edward Zwick, the Academy Award winnin' film producer, once said, "I think it's too easy often to find a villain out of the headlines and to then repeat that villainy again and again and again. You know, traditionally, America has always looked to scapegoat someone as the boogie man." Richard Hofstadter, the Nobel Prize winnin' physicist, gave it to us like this, "It is ironic that the United States should have been founded by intellectuals, for throughout most of our political history, the intellectual has been for the most part either an outsider, a servant or a scapegoat." Then Ernest Bevin, the British trade union leader, kept it simple when he spit some real playa-type stuff and that's the edited version, "Unintelligent people always look for a scapegoat." 

Well playas...Chuck Pagano was tryin' to cover his butt on Tuesday after losin' his third straight so he found the scapegoat and pushed his offensive coordinator, Pep Hamilton, out of the ride like ole Eddie Cain. Pep was fired as a result of all of this foolishness knowin' he wasn't the culprit. Now Chuck's boy, Rob Chudzinski, who worked with him at the University of Miami from 1995 to 2000 will take over as offensive coordinator. He's been with the Colts however, since February of 2014. 

Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Firin' Pep doesn't solve the problem playboy! Firin' Pep doesn't stop Pagano and Grigson from beefin'! Firin' Pep doesn't stop boyz from lyin' about Andrew Luck's rib injury and forcin' him to play hurt. Firin' Pep doesn't stop Luck from forcin' the rock into tight spaces and gettin' picked off all of the time! Firin' Pep doesn't make the overpaid left tackle, Anthony Castonzo, play like he really likes the game of football. It's not gonna give him a heart transplant either. Firin' Pep doesn't keep Frank Gore and Co. from eatin' popcorn before the games and fumblin' the rock away every night. That's code for butter fingers, for all of you simple minded individuals that couldn't keep up. And it doesn't help T.Y. Hilton hold onto the freakin' ball any better either. He was targeted 7 times on Sunday and he finished with 1 catch. That ain't Pep's fault pimpin'! 

So again, why was Pep Hamilton fired on Tuesday? This charade that's goin' on on 56th street ain't Pep's fault. This foolishness goin' on starts at the top! Any time you've got the GM and the head coach beefin' even before the season starts to the point where everybody and their baby's momma's momma knows about it, it's chaos. This ship had a hole in it before it left the port in September and everybody tried to act like it wasn't there. Pep was the dun guardin' the life boats and they just threw him overboard.

Oh, did I mention that firin' Pep isn't gonna change Andre' Johnson's ability to get open. The Houston Texans were gigglin' the entire time the Colts were inquirin' about him. They laughed out loud when they finally got that dun in the Colts ride and they drove off. They knew the dun was finished that's why they wouldn't sign him. That ain't Pep's fault playa. 

Look here dawg, Pep's at the crib happy that he get's to get a jump on lookin' for a new job because they all were gonna be fired at the end of the season anyway. Why? Because Pagano is a lame duck at this point bruh. At least Pep can kick it with his family for a few months without the added stress of dealin' with Pagano and Grigson arguin' over the remote like Fred and Grady. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Eddie Cain: noun - character in the movie "Five Heartbeats" that got kicked out of the group for bein' an idiot drunk or drugs and not showin' up for shows etc. 
2) Beefin': verb - to engage in an ongoin' fight or argument etc. 
3) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to. 
4) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific. 
5) Fred and Grady: noun - that's a reference to Fred Sanford and his boy Grady from the '70's sitcom "Sanford and Son." 

6) Boy: noun - as in friend

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