How Matt Hasselbeck FINALLY looked like the old pimp at the bar in Pittsburgh! "101"

"BRUH!!! That's gonna hurt in the mornin'!" 

Jay-Z once said, "The burden of poverty isn't just that you don't always have the things you need, it's the feeling of being embarrassed every day of your life, and you'd do anything to lift that burden." Carson Aquino gave it thus like this, "I am not embarrassed to tell you that I believe in miracles." Then Richard Branson tried to keep a boy motivated by spittin', "Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again." 

Well playas...the Indianapolis Colts have gotten embarrassed the last two times they've played Pittsburgh Steelers! If this were college or high school ball you would think that the Colts were the homecomin' match up for these boyz. For Big Ben's second consecutive start against the Colts he's beaten the doors, brakes, wheels and transmission off of the boyz in blue. He and his boyz took sneakers and lunch money off of them to the tune of 45-10. 


Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Colts couldn't stop a nose bleed on Sunday night bruh! The sad part about it was that the joint was on Sunday Night Football where the entire football universe could see it. That's why you ONLY want to play in prime time when you're good. When you're suspect and just holdin' on with a 40 year quarterback, who has played great up to this point, it's dicey when you show up in Pittsburgh. 


The Colts secondary got the "Passing 101" video filmed on them when Big Ben put up 364 yards and 4 touchdowns and the front 7 got the "Rushing 101" video produced while the Steelers gashed them for 158 yards. Well...I should say that DeAngelo Williams gashed them for 26 carries 134 yards. The title for both videos were "This Is How Not To Play Defense Playa!" 


Do you realize that the Colts have given up 866 yards and 10 touchdowns to Big Ben with ZERO interceptions in two games? Wheredeydodatat? 


The sad part about it is that they were in the joint in the first half bruh! They were up 10-6 early in the second quarter and then it looked like somebody pulled out a taser and hit them! Boyz started staggerin' around like Fred G. Sanford and then wheels completely came off. They went down 21-10 at the break and Big Ben and Co. put their feet on the gas in the second half. 


It got so bad that Antonio Brown tried to leg plant the goal post on his final touchdown of the night. When a boy pulls out the extra clown music you know it's bad. And as good as Matt Hasselbeck has looked goin' 4-0 in his starts this season that dun looked every bit of a 40 years old tryin' to get out of the pocket. He looked like the old cat in suspenders and a belt with his pants pulled up to his nipples tryin' to holler at the young  chicks at the bar. It was bad bruh and embarrassin'! Stop me when I start lyin'! 


Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spittin': verb - to say or sayin'
2) Wheredeydodatat: It's hood for, "Who does that?" 
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.


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