Why Ohio State NEEDS to dismiss both Zeke and Cardale right now! "Emotions"

"Aw, we dippin' after this bruh!" 

Zig Ziglar, the famous sales guru, once said, "Gratitude is the healthiest of all human emotions. The more you express gratitude for what you have, the more likely you will have even more to express gratitude for." Gretchen Rubin, the well-known author, gave it to us like this, "Negative emotions like loneliness, envy, and guilt have an important role to play in a happy life; they're big, flashing signs that something needs to change." Then Jim Rohn broke it down like a real G is supposed to when he spit, "Take advantage of every opportunity to practice your communication skills so that when important occasions arise, you will have the gift, the style, the sharpness, the clarity, and the emotions to affect other people."

Well playas...Ohio State's Zeke Elliott obviously didn't' take every opportunity to practice his communication skills because when the important occasion came he didn't have the gift, the style, the sharpness nor the clarity to keep from lookin' like a spoiled brat. All that dun had was the emotions! After he and the Buckeyes took their first "L" of the season to Michigan State 17-14 he allowed his emotions to take over while talkin' to the media. 

Ole boy told these cats that he was disappointed in the play callin' and that his coaches didn't put them in a position to win. What!!?? He then goes on to say and I freakin' quote, "I mean, there's no chance of me coming back next year."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Now even if a boy felt that way you don't say it out loud bruh! We all knew that the dun wasn't comin' back next year anyway. Why? Because he's goin' to be a first round draft pick. But to say it out loud to the media was  both stupid and disrespectful! to Urban Meyer and to the program. These young cats have been watchin' too much TV bruh! You ain't in the pros yet! You're a freakin' college football player! Stay in your lane. You can't just pop off and start tellin' boyz how you feel because you're mad! Wheredeydodatat? Act like a man and control your emotions bruh. That's the freakin' problem now days! We've got way too many men walkin' around with wearin' their emotions on their sleeves. 

Ohio State had won 23 straight ball games includin' a national title before losin' on Saturday night. Then all of a sudden this dun wants to start blamin' the coaches for not puttin' them in a position to win? And ole dull Cardale Jones started trippin' too! He announced in a tweet that he wasn't comin' back too. What's up with these cats bruh? 

Did they forget that they've got a freakin' ball game to play next week? And oh, by the way, it's at MICHIGAN! You don't announce that you're leavin' until AFTER the season is over. Regardless of whether boyz new that you were leavin' in the first place. Not when you still have games to play. 

And where does Cardale think he's goin'? He blew his shot at gettin' drafted when he decided, for some ridiculous reason, to stay in school after winnin' a NATIONAL TITLE last year!!! That dun ain't bout to get drafted playin' the way he's played this year and now by sittin' on the bench!  

If I were Urban Meyer I'd clean both of their lockers out today. Why? Because otherwise if you let those two get away with the disrespect you'll have a mutiny on your hands. Everybody will think that it's okay to clown you and then you've got a problem. Plus you've got to let the rest of the team know that this is college football and not the freakin' NFL. You ain't makin' millions out here playa!!!! And you can't disrespect the program or me for that matter and think that you're gonna walk back into my locker room. and still be a part of my team. That's like tellin' your mother that you're grown and that you're leavin' and then askin' what's for dinner later this evening. She'll break you down just like this, "Oh I thought you was grown? Ain't no dinner in here for you bruh! You better kick rocks!" 

If there's no chance that you're comin' back next year and you had the nerve to say it out loud before the season is over. You can bounce right now playboy. What do they do in Corporate America these days bruh? When you tell a boy that you're resignin' they tell you that you can go head that SAME day. 

These young cats need to learn how to control their emotions. You win as a team and you lose as a team. Only gumps point fingers at boyz when you lose! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific. 
3) Wheredeydodatat: Hood for, "Who does that?"
4) Gump: adjective - use to describe a cat that is a buster, a mark, a cat that has no idea that he's playin' himself. No self-awareness that other folks thinks he's stupid. 

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