How media keeps lyin' to YOU boyz about the SEC and You keep fallin' for it! HYPOCRISY

Ah naw bruh! We ain't leaving' the south to play nobody!" 

Cindy Sheehan, the anti-war activist, once said, "I have been known for some time as a person who speaks the truth and speaks it strongly. I have always called a liar a liar and a hypocrite a hypocrite."  Tennessee Williams gave it to us like this, "The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!" Cristiano Renaldo, the famous soccer player,  broke it down like a G at a hustlas convention when he spit, "Why lie? I'm not going to be a hypocrite and say the opposite of what I think, like some others do." 

Well playas...I'm with ole Cristiano on this one. I'm not gonna be a hypocrite and say the opposite of what I think of these duns in the SEC runnin' game on boyz. All of these dull media-types are killin' me talkin' about cats not bein' worthy of playin' in the College Football Playoff because of their non-conference schedule. However, these duns from the SEC are playin' the same types of dull teams. 

Check this out bruh! While EVERYBODY and their baby's momma are playin' meaningful games today, 6 teams from the SEC are playin' Uncle Willie's Academy for the Blind! Florida is playin' Florida Atlantic, South Carolina has The Citadel, Auburn has Idaho, Georgia is playin' Georgia Southern, Kentucky has the freakin' nerve to be playin' Charlotte and Alabama is playin' Charleston Southern! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Stop tellin' me that the other conferences should be penalized for playin' cup cakes when the SEC is doin' it in Week 12! Wheredeydodatat? 

Don't tell me that North Carolina playin' in the ACC isn't worthy of bein' in the Top 10 with one loss when they play in the same conference as Clemson because their non-conference schedule! But the duns in the SEC are doin' the same thing. Here's what blows my mind bruh. These cats from the SEC NEVER leave the south to play a non-conference game. They pick and choose what low level program they'll play and then will ONLY play them at the crib. 

If and only "if" they decide to play a program from a Power 5 Conference it's goin' to be in the south on a neutral field! Like when Bama played Michigan a few years ago at AT&T Stadium. They'll never sign up to play a home and away with a boy. They weren't goin' anywhere near the Big House in Ann Arbor! Why? Because they wanna keep tellin' boyz how dominant they are. 

Why don't you EVER see an SEC team travel out west or up north to play a boy? Any boy!! Because if you take boyz out of their comfort zone, THE SOUTH, they'll be vulnerable! I'm just sayin' bruh! 

And let's keep this real playa, there are only 3 teams in the SEC consistently; Alabama, LSU and Florida! The rest of those duns are dull! Stop rankin' Georgia, South Carolina and dull Auburn in the Top 10 every year because they all fall apart by week 4! Then the rest of these cats in the SEC are simply ridin' the coat tails of the top 3 teams. Duns like Tennessee, Vandy, Kentucky, Miss State, Arkansas and Ole Miss have been garbage for years. And both Texas A&M and Mizzou were trash in the Big 12 forever. Now all of a sudden they're in the SEC and competing for SEC titles! Wheredeydodatat? In the SEC! 

So when you hear boyz hollerin' about teams that aren't from the SEC playin' garbage opponents remind them of the foolishness the SEC pulled in Week 12 and how they won't leave to the south to play! EVER!!!!! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1)  Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun  - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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