Why Brian Kelly had no choice but to pull a "Big Momma Show Out Move" on his assistant!

"You wanna show out bruh? I can show out!" 

Jay-Z once said, "The burden of poverty isn't just that you don't always have the things you need, it's the feeling of being embarrassed every day of your life, and you'd do anything to lift that burden." Emily Osment, the actress, broke it down like this, "I don't get embarrassed easily, and I do silly things all the time!" Then Richard Branson hit a boy off with this gem when he spit, "Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again."


Well playas...David Grimes, the Notre Dame assistant strength and conditioning coach got embarrassed on Saturday night by his head coach Brian Kelly and he should be. While ole boy was jawin' with the official after a play Brian Kelly came outta nowhere and carjacked that dun. Kelly ran up on him and grabbed him by the collar and leaned him back like a Smooth Criminal dancer. Kelly's response to the media was that he was controllin' his sideline. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Kelly had every right to jack that dun because he has no business goin' back and forth with the official. That's Kelly's job or one of his game day assistants. He could easily have gotten them a 15 yard penalty and he's not even coachin' in the freakin' game. He's the assistant strength and conditionin' coach. On game day he's the dun that gets boyz ready to play, warm ups, stretchin', etc. They're playin' the game now so shut up and watch the darn game. 

I bet that dun won't even look at another official for the rest of his life. Did you see how stupid he looked after Kelly had him by the collar? He looked like a boy had just broken into his house and lit an M80! His eyes got big as saucers and he was up on his toes like he was tryin' not to drown in the kiddie pool. 

That dun had already called Big Momma, all of his homeboys and told them that he was gonna be on TV Saturday night! "Yeah dawg, we gone be on the prime time game bruh! Check me out! Ima be given' these boyz the business too! Watch me!" Then he got out there and started showin' out! 

You know how Big Momma would tell you to chill when company came through because you'd get a little bit too excited. Every now and then she'd have to put hands on you and the VERY time she does you wanna just crawl up in the bed and disappear. But what would she tell you when you get started up those stairs? "Bring yo "A" back down here! You wanna show out! Ima show out! And Ima make you sit here and deal with it too." 

Well bruh, ole boy showed out and Brain Kelly did too. You know that dun wanted to go in the locker room but he couldn't! "And you better keep yo "A" out here too. I want everybody to see who got carjacked so we don't run into this type of foolishness again." 

Grimes kept tryin' to turn away from the camera but they've got him on every angle on him. After awhile he was over there lookin' like "Honey I shrunk the Kids." Now that EVERYBODY on the Notre Dame sideline has been put on notice, it's business as usual today. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it non-gender specific.

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