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| "We got in y'all butt again playa! And that's the edited version!" |
George Washington once said, “To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.” Willie Mays was on something else when he said, “In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing to accept constructive criticism. Without one-hundred percent dedication, you won’t be able to do this.” Then Ed Bradley shut the buildin’ down with, “Be prepared, work hard, and hope for a little luck. Recognize that the harder you work and the better prepared you are, the more luck you might have.”
Well playa, ole dull Rich Rodriguez and the Arizona Wildcats worked hard, prepared and had enough luck to show up in Eugene on Thursday night to shock the world… AGAIN! For the second consecutive year they’ve beaten the Parliament Funkadelic! Last year they beat the breaks off of them in Tuscan 42-16 and on Thursday night they let boyz know that it wasn’t a fluke by gettin’ out of the joint with a half of the Ducks uniform combinations 31-24.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ole dull Rich Rod can still coach bruh! He was just dull at Michigan because he tried to change a water buffalo into a gazelle. He attempted to turn a pro-style offense into a spread over night, forgot to recruit defensive players and got embarrassed in the process. He made the ultimate mistake when he admitted to boyz that he didn’t understand the magnitude of the Ohio State game. Yep! That’ll get you fired every time playa!
However, when he showed up in the desert he already had the gazelle he was lookin’ for so the transition has been seamless. He’s been carjackin’ boyz and robbin’ liquor stores in the PAC-12 without a ski-mask on and has still gone unnoticed. Even when he blasted the Funkadelic last year on surveillance nobody investigated the beat down. Well I would assume that had to piss him off.
So when he and his boyz showed up in Eugene Thursday night unranked at 4-0 and was a 24 point underdog they were gonna make sure that boyz remembered who robbed the joint. Not only did they beat these duns and possibly end their hunt for a national title AGAIN they did it on a night when no one else was roamin’ the streets. They were the only cats literally ridin’ through the hood lookin’ to rob a boy and they caught the Ducks sleepin’ at the light. They put up 495 yards of total offense on them with 208 yards on the ground. Quarterback Anu Solomon gave them the business by goin’ 20 of 31 for 287 yards. Then running backs Terris Jones-Grigsby and Nick Wilson slid up on the passenger side doors and hit ‘em up. Grigsby unloaded 27 carries for 115 yards and a touchdown while Wilson got off 13 shots for 97 yards and 2 touchdowns all caught on camera.
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| "In my Kevin Hart voice, Y'all gone learn now!" |
Not only did they beat them but they ran out of the joint with 31 of the 60 uniform combinations that Nike has put together for them. I guess they won’t be needin’ them because boyz ain’t checkin’ for the Parliament Funkadelic for the rest of the year not with Arizona rollin’, Stanford’s not playin’ in these streets, UCLA is sittin’ on 24’s and undefeated and USC is on the come up.
Don’t start runnin’ around this piece lyin’ to boyz about how it’s no trip they’ve got one loss because they’ve got to go to UCLA next week playboy and Stanford’s rollin’ into Eugene on November 1st! If that ain’t the “Pinocchio Theory” playin’ in the background then I don’t know what is bruh. It just got real in the PAC-12 pimpin' and that ain’t no lie! So stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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