Talkin' (The REAL reason Josh Gordon keeps lyin' to himself & killin' his career)

"Yeah dawg... sometimes I just be talkin'!"

Steve Jobs once said, “Everyone here has the sense that right now is one of those moments when we are influencing the future.” Stephen Hawking, the theoretical physicist, made boyz think when he said, “Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see, and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious.” Then my home-girl Gertrude Stein, the famous novelist, hit cats in the dome with, “Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.”

Is that it bruh? Is that why some of these cats will tell you anything now days? Suspended Cleveland wide receiver Josh Gordon has completely lost his mind and whatever common sense that was in it too. On Friday this dun told the media that he voluntarily checked himself into a rehab clinic in July even though he doesn’t consider himself an addict. Ole boy spent only two weeks in the program that was scheduled for 30 days because he says that he had to get to trainin’ camp and prepare for his appeal.

Now when asked why he checked into a rehab joint if he’s not an addict ole boy said, “Just to see…To seek out some help on decision-making. Not drug use or abuse, but decision-making. Life skills. How to be your own person and stuff like that.” What?

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This dun is sayin’ that he checked into rehab just to see if he was addicted to drugs? Look here playa, if you’re doin’ drugs and you like doin’ drugs and a boy can’t keep you from doin’ drugs then you’re addicted to drugs. You don’t have to holler at some cat in a white coat to tell you that you’ve got a problem playa.

Gettin’ suspended twice at Baylor and then gettin’ kicked out of school for smokin’ weed wasn’t enough to open your eyes bruh? Then losin’ two game checks last year and bein’ suspended for two additional games didn’t kick you out of bed? And gettin’ arrested on a DUI charge just weeks before reportin’ to trainin’ camp right after you checked out of rehab didn’t tell you that you had a problem playboy?

Just to see? Man you’ve lost all of your freakin’ mind bruh! They say that smokin’ weed destroys brain cells slowly and your’s are disappearin’ like loose money at Big Momma’s house with a crackhead  sleepin’ in the basement.

When a boy tells you a lie that ain’t even good you just wanna fire on him don't you? “I checked in the joint to get some help on decision-making.” You can get help on decision-makin’ by listenin’ to boyz tell you to do what you’re supposed to do. Heck...Mr. Willie down at the car wash can help you make better decisions bruh! Dora the Explorer can help you make better decisions! And in multiple languages pimpin’! All you gotta do is sit down and watch it and if you don’t like her she’s got a cousin named Diego that can school you too. So don’t tell me that foolishness ever again.

Some times I seriously wonder how some of these cats even function in the real world. I mean you can’t be that gone in the head can you? Stop with the foolishness and admit that you have a problem and get treated. Now this cat is about to spend his year long suspension from the league sellin’ cars. Now tell me how sellin’ cars is gonna help you make better decisions when somebody asks you if you wanna smoke? I’m just sayin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!

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