Grown Man Business (The REAL reason the Heat sat boyz and conceded the No.1 seed)

"It's bout to get REAL playa in 4 days!"

As we began to pull the regular season hooptie into the garage to exchange it for the new playoff whip sittin’ on 24’s, the mechanics down at the shop started arguing about boyz being smart. Solomon Short, who is the famous writer David Gerrold’s science fiction alter-ego, said, “Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.” Mr. Willie, the head detail man, said, “If you’re gonna survive out here in these streets you better be smart and always calculate the cost before making moves young blood.” Then Hunter Thompson, the famous author, pulled the new boy out and said, “There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having fun and being smart.”

The Miami Heat decided that it was smarter not to gamble while pulling into the garage. It made way more sense to rest boyz these next few days than to go all out to try to win the last two games and still hope that Indiana loses on Wednesday to Orlando to secure the top seed in the East. So they went on ahead and let the Wizards have the joint 114-93 by allowing that Philistine an opportunity to take off his armor to breathe before doing battle.

That was clearly too much to do with the playoffs starting this weekend. They’ve got to get boyz ready to slay that “Beast" known as the post-season bruh. Yesterday I heard duns saying that the Heat were losing down the stretch so that they wouldn’t have to play Brooklyn in the second round of the playoffs. Don’t be that dude bruh! Please don’t be him! Don’t be silly enough to think that what Brooklyn was able to do (4-0 vs. Heat) in the regular season had any effect why they sat boyz last night.

Like I keep telling these dudes, the playoffs are a different animal than the regular season bruh! Nobody is watching film during the regular season. These cats are just showing up and playing. Do you really think that on a back to back or when cats play 5 games in 7 nights they're studying film and making adjustments? Really?

However, during the playoffs they're zoned in on the same team for a week or more playing every other day. Now you gotta bring the funk or go home.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Miami Heat are the two-time defending NBA champions playboy with the best player on the planet in the vehicle. They ain’t dodging the Nets because if Brooklyn is the real deal they’ll have to see them in order to get out of the East anyway.

Keep in mind that the Pacers carjacked the Heat last year during the regular season too. The playoffs are a different animal and only the strong will survive. The great thing about the NBA playoffs is that you can’t just sneak up on a boy and win one game and advance like they do in the NCAA Tournament. Naw playboy, you gotta win four times so the BEST TEAM always advances!

That Philistine isn’t doing anything that he hasn’t done before bruh. He missed the final game in 2011 and kicked his feet up the last two in both 2012 and 2013. So don’t listen to some clown talking head cat today trying to give you some conspiracy theory on why the Heat are afraid of Brooklyn because he wants to boost ratings to sell ads space.

Just like when all of these clowns were running around Indy when Larry Bird picked up Andrew Bynum saying that ole boy signed him so that the Heat couldn’t get him. I was the only one that came out and said that Larry Bird fell for the banana in the tailpipe. If you think that I’m lyin’ pull the tape playa. Check out the Hot Joints entitled "Big Worm" and "Boomerang" written as soon as they signed that dun. Bird's expertise is basketball but mine is in the field of hustlin'! I know more about hustlin' than I do anything else and I saw that hustle coming a mile away. I guess they don't teach that class in French Lick but you can't get out of sixth grade in Gary, In. without passing that joint. Getting at least a B+ in Hustlin' 101 is a mandatory minimum in the ghetto bruh.

Pat Riley is a lot of things playboy but he ain’t crazy. He already had two projects in his locker room with Beasley and Oden. He wasn’t gonna run out and get another one for the sake of having him so the Pacers couldn’t. That makes no sense. The only cat that was willing to get hustled was Bird and that he did.

Nobody wanted Bynum and even he was shocked that they threw a solid million his way. Y’all gone start listenin’ to me bruh! Just because some dun is on the radio or TV doesn’t mean that he knows his butt from a hole in the ground. Just pay attention to the foolishness that some of these cats will come up with today about the Heat.

It just didn’t make sense for Spoelstra to run his team to the brink this week and still have the possibility of not having the No.1 seed if Indiana were to win in Orlando tomorrow and the playoffs start this weekend. With the Heat losing in DC last night now the Pacers will more than likely kick their feet up and hang out with Mickey Mouse on Wednesday. Now that everybody’s resting let me say in my Michael Buffer voice, “Let’s Get Ready to R-U-M-B-L-E!!!!!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

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