CYA (The REAL reason Florida State is investigating Jameis Winston)

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Ole dull Christopher Columbus once said, “By prevailing over all obstacles and distractions, one may unfailingly arrive at his chosen goal or destination.” Adam Hochschild, the famous author, gave it to us like this, “Work is hard. Distractions are plentiful and time is short.” Then Derek Jeter knocked it out of the park with, “I think when things linger, that’s when they become a distraction. I don’t want any distractions.”

That’s what Jimbo Fischer and his staff at Florida State is screamin’ right now bruh because the school is actin’ a complete fool tryin’ to cover its butt. And that’s the edited version. Florida State is conductin’ an investigation into the alleged rape of a student by Jameis Winston almost two years after the fact to fulfill its Title IX requirement.

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Florida State dropped the freakin’ ball when the incident occurred in December 2012. They were supposed to do an investigation when ole girl accused him of the crime. That’s what was supposed to have happened regardless of whether he was guilty or not. The police told you boyz when it was reported that there wasn’t enough evidence to support an arrest on day one. And you know that dun would have been arrested if there were enough evidence because at the time he was a redshirt freshman and he wasn’t Famous Jameis yet. He was just some random black dude on the football team.

So FSU sat on their hands, chilled like Teddy Riley and “Guy” and kept it movin’. The duns at the prosecutor’s office finally told you cats that there wasn’t enough evidence last year to support an arrest or a trial etc. But FSU was still loungin’ like they were sittin’ the VIP at the 40/40 Club with Jay-Z.

Now all of a sudden a boy wants to fulfill the Title IX requirement. Just say what it is playa. You’re tryin’ to keep from gettin’ your pants sued off. So you’re checkin’ the box! Nobody in their right mind thinks that Florida State is actually gonna discipline Famous Jameis after the police and the freakin’ prosecutor told you that it was a non-issue from a legal standpoint. What’s the consequence at this point bruh? He’s gonna get kicked out of school?

He ain’t goin’ to school no way! He’s goin’ to the league next year and this will be his last semester takin’ classes anyway. So if we all agree on that, then he’s takin’ gym, basket weavin’ and ballet. Oh... did I mention that Florida State is the No.1 team in the country? Do you really believe that they’re gonna touch the reignin’ Heisman Trophy winner that is at the helm of the No.1 team in the land that is located in the south? Are you kiddin’ me?

Just in case you didn’t know bruh, football is king in the south. So whatever you thought it was, it ain’t. You’re not gettin’ in the way of that locomotive because it’s already left the station with no brakes. You can’t begin to even comprehend the amount of duns that just applied to FSU let alone that got in after the national championship game last year playa. I would bet enrollment is up more than 30 percent.  Not to mention the amount of merchandise the school has sold because of he and his teammates.

Do realize how much bread Famous Jameis is worth to Florida State and its brand right now? I bet two or three buildings have popped up on campus since the title game alone. Why? Because ole man Lester and his boyz that's got more money than they can count wrote fat checks to the school while they were still drunk off of both the Heisman and national title wins. Does it make it right? Naw playa but it makes it real. Again, I don't live in the world of what should be playa, I live in the world of what is.

So that’s why Jimbo said earlier this week, “I have no idea how that’ll go, what it’s about. That’s for other people to find out. We’re just playing ball.” So in hood terms pimpin’ he said, “Y’all can go head on with that foolishness. Just don’t bring it into my buildin’ and we straight.”

Florida State is simply goin’ through the motions to keep ole girl from ownin’ everything at the joint includin’ Chief Osceola and Renegade and that dull statue of Bobby Bowden. Dadgummit!!

Now I know boyz got upset when I called Christopher Columbus dull earlier. That dun is takin’ credit for unfailingly arrivin’ at his goal or destination and when he showed up in America he thought that he was in India. That’s why he called the Native Americans, Indians. Wheredeydodatat? So that dun is extra dull with mild sauce on the side in my book. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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