Poison (How the Pacers refused the listen to Bell Biv DeVoe before going to Miami)

"Y'all hear that bruh?"

Maya Angelou once said, “One isn’t necessarily born with courage, but one is born with potential. Without courage, we cannot practice any other virtues with consistency. We can’t be kind, true, merciful, generous or honest.” William Gladestone, the19th century British politician, stood up and said, “Be happy with what you have and are, be generous with both, and you won’t have to hunt for happiness.” Then Thomas Hobbs, the 17^th century English philosopher, spit some fire when he said, “All generous minds have a horror of what are commonly called ‘Facts’. They are brute beasts of intellectual domain.”

Well playboy the FACT is, you CANNOT be generous with the basketball while playin’ the Miami Heat and nor can you hunt for wins in the process. That Philistine and his boyz did exactly what Erik Spoelstra told them to do in his pre-game speech. They imposed their will and beat the Pacers 99-87.

Indiana allowed the green elephant that I’ve been tellin’ you boyz about ALL season long to literally stand up on South Beach and pull his freakin’ pants down. They turned the ball over 17 times against the best transition team in the NBA. See you can beat duns like the Houston Rockets, Milwaukee Bucks, Atlanta Hawks or the Washington Wizards bein’ generous with the rock but the Heat will make you pay the ultimate price pimpin’ and that they did.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Pacers walked into the joint like some gangstas early on figurin’ history was on their side and they’d just pick up a “W” on GP. After all, these teams have alternated wins in 13 straight meetings so boyz figured they’d just play the numbers. Well, playboy this ain’t Vegas and as long as they've got that Philistine and shooters on the floor you gotta keep ya head on a swivel.

Down 15 points early on, the boyz from the Pork n’ Beans Projects never panicked. They just allowed these cats from Indiana to roll up in the jets and get comfortable. You know the drill son! The Pacers met Bunquisha, Latisha, Popcorn and nem at the club half-dressed and they told them to swing through for the after-party. They waited for boyz to get comforted, just a little gully and then they called LeBron and nem.

With a 37-22 lead early, the Indiana boyz were feelin’ right! They had met some broads on their first night in town and it was on and poppin’! It was almost too easy bruh. Then all of a sudden there was a knock at the door and boyz found themselves with guns to their heads and they were comin’ out of all gear and givin’ up jewelry.

"Give me all you got!"

LeBron hit ‘em up for 26, D. Wade ripped them for 23 on a set of bad knees and this old cat named Ray Ray rockin’ a Member’s Only jacket that was too lazy to even get out of the ride started shootin’ from way across the street and hit ‘em up for 16. This dun was 4-4 from in front of Ms. Ruthie’s crib with the windows rolled up.

Paul George tried his best to lead these boyz out with 17 but somebody must have slipped somethin’ in his drink. His head had already been cloudy this week because he was involved in a hit and run with a dun in a black and red sports car with #3 Florida, Dade County plates. So even though he’d been cleared to hang out with the fellas you really couldn’t expect him to carry the load and get boyz out of the hood without takin’ an “L.”

Now you already know that Lance The Don Dada Mr. #BornReady himself was bout it in the projects. He showed up as usual with a solid double-double givin’ boyz 10 points and 11 rebounds. D. West put up a fight with 13, 5 and 4 while Roy jumped out of the ride with 16 points but he wouldn’t back boyz up off them because he refused to rebound. That dun finished the night with only 2 boards and no blocks! He’s 7’2” 290lbs. playa! Wheredeydodatat?

Listen here young blood, twenty four years ago Bell Biv Devoe spit some serious game when they said, “Never trust a big butt and a smile” but boyz keep refusin’ to listen. How many times do we see duns gettin’ set up by some chick that told him that he was cute and to come on through?

So from now on you already know that if it’s ever easy to hook up with early in the night in Miami. LeBron and nem are waitin’ around the corner at Udonis’ cousin's crib shootin’ dice. Don’t ever trust it. Just handle yo business and get out of dodge before some broad tells you that you're cute because it's ALWAYS poison. "It's drivin' me out of my mind, that's why it's hard for me to find! Can't get it outta my head, miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead!" Stop me when I start lyin’!

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