Standards (How the media completely saw color when it came to Tom Brady vs. Jameis Winston)

"I don't know what you talkin' bout bruh!"

Carl T. Rowan, journalist and author, once said, “It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home.” Roger Staubach simply stood up and said, “Discrimination is a disease.” Then Al Sharpton, spit some serious fire when he said, “As I often say, we have come a long way from the days of slavery, but in 2014, discrimination and inequality still saturate our society in modern ways. Though racism may be less blatant now in many cases, its existence is undeniable.”

Well playas…we often talk about the double standards that exist in this country when it comes to black folks and whites and many times when it is brought up boyz that don’t want to talk about it simply get out of the conversation by hollerin’, “You’re pullin’ the race card!” That’s the code for, “I don’t wanna talk about the foolishness that I know exists so Ima keep it movin’.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! A couple of days ago the Wells Report came out with its findings of the infamous Deflategate. The joint was 243 pages long and these fake media-types couldn’t wait to dissect it so that they would have all of the facts before they went on air. By Thursday mornin’ boyz knew that report inside and out. They could spit the joint back at you like a crackhead makin’ excuses as to why he needs to borrow your VCR and car.

Boyz knew about the science of pressure measurements, the text messages between Tom Brady and the duns workin’ in the locker room. They knew that Brady didn’t give up his cell phone to the cats conductin’ the investigation. They knew that Brady liked his footballs UNDER 12.5 psi. They knew everything that was relevant to the investigation before 5am Thursday mornin’.

Everybody wanted to know how ole boy runnin’ the investigation came to the conclusions that he came to. People wanted to know the truth when it came to Tom Brady and I applaud them for doin’ their due diligence and actually readin’ the information that was available to them to at least inform the millions of people listenin’ or watchin’ their broadcasts of the truth, good or bad, about Tom Brady.

After all, they have a responsibility as journalists to get it right, right? There are millions of people waitin’ on their opinions of the facts because they are viewed as experts on the subject of sports. So before a boy starts talkin’ about somethin’, it’s only right for him or her to do their homework.

So if everybody had time to read the 243-page report on Tom Brady and the Patriots why didn’t they have time to read the 86-page report on Jameis Winston? Now the Wells report was freakin’ three times the size of the report that laid out every square inch of the foolishness that was the sexual assault case on Jameis. It was a police investigation not an independent report that some lawyer did playa. It was full of eye witness testimonies, sworn affidavits and even the accuser’s own words as to what happened that fateful evenin’.

And please don't give the excuse that Tom Brady is a 4-time Super Bowl Champ and future Hall of Famer so its far more important than Jameis Winston. Naw playa, the Jameis Winston story has been just as big because he was the Heisman Trophy winner and he won a National Championship! Stop it you sound crazy!! He's been the biggest sports story of the past two years!

I read the report from cover to cover because I wanted to know what was in it that prevented the police from arrestin’ a black man on suspicion of a crime in Florida of all places at the very least. However, because he was a young black man nobody else cared what was in the freakin’ report because they were cool with the accusation of rape. Why? Because in the vast majority of the minds of the 92 percent of journalists that are white it was believable that he did it. So there was no reason to read the report.

Therefore, for the past two years every dun on TV and radio has been cool callin’ him a rapist and sayin’ that he’s guilty of somethin’ that has absolutely no evidence of that claim. The report clearly suggests that the young lady is lyin’ because she changes her story at least 5 times durin’ the course of the investigation. Some lies are proven by toxicology reports etc. I’ve written on the subject extensively and even recorded a video of what was found in the report entitled “The Truth is in the Details: Jameis Winston.” Pop the link and check it out playa.

There was clearly insufficient evidence to at the very minimum pick him up on suspicion of rape let alone charge him. But nobody cared because he was a young black kid that was supposed to be guilty.

However, in an investigation that has absolutely nothin’ to do with anything in the grand scheme of things people stayed up all night and read the report to find out the truth. Jameis Winston’s reputation gets thrown through the mud when there is a report that is available to the public clears him of any wrong doin’. However, the journalists that are supposed to be the so-called experts didn’t take the time to read it.

Therefore, for the rest of his life people will call him a rapist because the duns that had the information to change the minds of the millions that they talk to daily didn’t do their jobs. But it was more important to talk about whether Tom Brady did or did not know that some locker room cats were deflatin’ balls at his word.

When I say that there is a double standard in this country boyz jump up and accuse me of pullin’ the race card because they don’t want to talk about it. Why is it permissible for you to just accept that Jameis Winston raped someone without lookin’ at the facts? Yet, it’s not permissible for you to go on air without readin’ the 243-page Wells Report so that you’ve got all of the facts as to whether Tom Brady knew about some freakin’ deflated footballs. Both incidents had reports available for you to read yet you read one and dismissed the other.

The first thing cats will tell you is that they don’t see color. Well playboy, if you don’t see color then what you’re tellin’ me is that you don’t see me. In 1953 Ralph Ellison wrote a novel entitled “Invisible Man.” It explained to boyz just how invisible we were in 1953 and even in 2015 boyz act like they still don’t see us. To not see color is to not see the differences in opinions based on upbringin’ and culture. To not see me is to not see the different prism that I see the world through. Yes, we are all human but we are different because of our history and experiences in this world. Those experiences shape our paradigms and therefore our ability to affect the world.

Yeah I know you think that it’s just sports but this is real life playboy and Jameis Winston doesn’t deserve to be the accused of bein’ a rapist when it’s clear that all he did was have sex because you would give him the same human courtesy you gave Tom Brady. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit some serious fire: verb phrase – to say something of importance, to share some knowledge.
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc.
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Really Bruh? (How Jameis Winston proved on draft night just how stupid he REALLY is)

His girl is like, "You really bout to do this bruh?"

Marcus Tullius Cicero, the ancient Roman philosopher, once said, “The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.” Bill Cosby, of all people, broke it down like this, “A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” Then the big homie, Ben Franklin, spit some serious fire when he said, “We all are born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.”

Well playas…Jameis Winston doesn’t seem to be workin’ too hard to remain stupid at this point bruh because it comes naturally. Just hours after bein’ selected No.1 overall to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers this dun posted a picture on Instagram of himself with a serving of crab legs. Now this fool has worked for an entire year to clean up his image and within’ hours of bein’ an NFL franchise quarterback he’s wet the freakin’ bed!!! And that’s the edited the version.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Everybody with a brain knows that the dun didn’t steal any crab legs last April. The Heisman Trophy and National Championship winnin’ quarterback on ANY college campus doesn’t need money bruh. However, when the hook up goes south on you and it hurts your image, you’ve got to do everything to repair it. That means send another dun into the store to get the freakin’ crab legs or whatever else you want. You never touch the merchandise ever again.

The Bucs drafted him because he was the best quarterback in the draft. They vetted him and knew that all of the so-called off-the-field incidents were foolishness that had no credibility to them. However, image is everything. So to post a freakin’ picture of himself in front of a plate of crab legs was the stupidest thing a boy could have done on draft night!

I know Lovie Smith called that dun and cursed him up one wall and down the other! “Have you lost your freakin’ mind bruh? We just spent the No.1 overall pick on yo dumb “A” and you got jokes? This ain’t no game playboy! This is grown man business!!! If you gone do this, then let’s do this! Otherwise, we can cut the cord now!”

What I wanna know was where were the rational thinkin’ people in the buildin’? Like where was his momma and daddy? Where was Big Momma? Where was Uncle Ray-Ray? Well… on second thought, that dun was the one that took the picture. It seems like his girl was the only one in the room with some sense the way she was lookin’ at that fool but she didn’t think he was stupid enough to post it. The look on her face was like, “Really bruh? You really bout to do this?”

Image is everything! Unfortunately in life your reputation precedes you! For all of your simple minded individuals that means that whatever people think of you is true regardless of the truth. In other words, 90 percent of reality is perception. The duns that thought Jameis walked into Publix and stole some crab legs are always gonna think that regardless of the evidence that proves that he didn’t. Just like the folks that will always think that he’s guilty of sexual assault even though the 86-page report full of eye witness testimonies, includin’ the alleged victim’s ten different accounts of the foolishness and sworn affidavits say otherwise.

In his mind he knows that he didn’t steal the crab legs so he decides to make jokes after bein’ drafted. Not understandin’ that he just gave people more ammunition to destroy is reputation to the point where NOBODY wants to touch him with a ten foot pole in the endorsement world. Madison Ave. is where the No.1 overall pick is supposed to live playboy. Endorsement bread is easy bread when you’re smart.

This is the NFL for cryin’ out loud bruh, not the NBA! The money on that side of the fence isn’t guaranteed. Only the signin’ bonus is!! So therefore, if you’re smart you try to make as much bread as you can in endorsements to make up for what you aren’t guaranteed in salary. The No.1 overall pick should be rollin’ in side money. It was goin’ to be difficult for him anyway because he was in the process of rehabbin’ his image. Then he takes a 12-gauge shot gun on draft night and shoots it square in the head. Real dumb Famous! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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1) Spit fire: verb – to say something of extreme importance
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. Holla At Ya Boy!
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Cowards & Crab Legs (How these media-types & Jameis both proved to be suckas this week)

"C'mon dawg you gone come at me like that?"

Edith Piaf, the French cabaret singer, once said, “I’d like to see one person - just one - who would own up to having been a coward.” Edgar Allen Poe gave it to us like this, “That man is not truly brave who is afraid either to seem or to be, when it suits him, a coward.” Then General George S. Patton hit boyz in the dome with, “Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood.”

Well playas…these media-types out here have a sense of duty to tell a boy what’s real and 99.999% of these cats are cowards and won’t! This time last year everybody and their momma’s momma in the media were pilin’ on Jameis Winston for allegedly stealin’ some freakin’ crab legs. Then earlier this week ole Jameis finally came clean to, of all people, Jim Harbaugh and his Michigan staff that he got hooked up at the Publix with free crab legs and now most of these media-types are sayin’ that’s what I thought it was all along.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! When the freakin’ story broke last year I told all of you duns what it was! I didn’t need Jameis to explain to a boy that it was a hook up. It was obvious!!! On Thursday May, 1, 2014 at 5:41AM I published the Hot Joint entitled “Mr. Crab Legs” that explained to you idiots exactly what happened without even bein’ there. If you’ve ever been popular as a kid you knew what it was. If you’re a so-called journalist that covers sports how is it possible that you didn’t know what it was?

What kills me is that all of these cats just piled on this kid because it sounded better for ratings to tell their audiences that the dun just walked into a freakin’ grocery store and stole some crab legs. How is that even possible for a boy to do even if he wanted to? Crab legs are in the freezer or in the display case on ice! You can’t just walk up and pull them off of a shelf! Stop it! You sound crazy!

I’m listenin’ to SVP and Russillo on ESPN Radio yesterday and they are completely breakin’ down how normal it is for a boy at a major program to have hook ups. They even go into how they had hook ups on the yard. Russillo even says how he "was" the hook up at the bar for his boyz etc. However, last year when the story broke that ole boy was out here stealin’ crab legs none of these cats had the gonads to come to his defense and say what they were sayin’ yesterday!

You’ve got to be a complete idiot or absolutely naïve to believe that the Heisman Trophy, National Championship winnin’ quarterback is payin’ for anything within a 20 miles radius of campus. So again, how on earth are you a sports journalist and don’t understand that concept? Now some of them understand it and knew the truth but it was easier to be a coward and roll with all of the other suckas and pile on than to stand up and say what was real.

At some point you duns are gonna start listenin’ to me! Every time somethin' happens out here I tell you what’s real before the truth comes out. Then when it breaks cats come askin’, “Jay how did you know that truth before anybody else?” It’s because I live in the real world and understand the people involved in the foolishness.

Like I’ve said on a number of occasions; you wouldn’t watch or listen to the Crocodile Hunter if he didn’t understand the habits of the crocodile. So why are you listenin’ to some clown talkin’ sports that don’t understand the habits of athletes?  Especially black athletes!

Again, 99.99999% of these duns have never played a minute of organized sports in their freakin’ lives. So they don’t understand the culture of the athlete and all the foolishness that goes on with it. Most (92%) of them are white and grew up in the suburbs or rural America and 75% of the athletes they are coverin’ are black and grew up in urban America. So there is a cultural difference that boyz have to understand. So if your job is to cover these guys you’ve got to first understand the differences both socially and economically in the world they come from in order to understand them. Then you’ll be able to understand why and how things work in their world in order to give folks the real deal on the foolishness that pops up. If you don’t understand socially and economically what these young black kids are dealin’ with you’ll never understand how they think and why they do the things that they tendsto do, good or bad.

Even at the pro level bruh. Just because a boy is rich now doesn’t change the way he sees the world. His paradigm has been set durin’ his upbringin’. So it’s goin’ to take a while to have a shift  in that paradigm even after his world changes to some degree. But if you're lookin' at everything through the prism of a middle aged white guy from rural or suburban America you're 90% of the time gonna be wrong in analyzin' the what's and why's bruh!  

When the story broke day one I told you what happened! Why? Because I’ve seen it happen thousands of times in my lifetime. Anybody that is popular growin’ up that had friends workin’ at a bar, fast food joint etc. got free stuff! And that’s the edited version! Especially when your folks didn't have bread.

And don’t let me get out of here without blastin’ Jameis for bein’ a snitch! First of all playa, why are you sittin’ down talkin’ to Jim Harbaugh and his staff at Michigan? Who are they and why do you need to tell him anything? They aren’t draftin’ anything but recruitment letters for high school players playa. I’m quite sure everybody that you’ve sat down with in the NFL already knew that you got hooked up so that was a mute-point goin’ into the draft. Every dun that hollered at you at the combine asked you that question behind closed doors, got the answers they were lookin’ for and kept it movin’.

By you tellin’ Harbaugh what happened on camera you just put the entire Florida State program on blast!! Now all of the duns that are still there are gonna get hit with NCAA sanctions because you couldn’t take it like a G and keep it movin’! You've gone this far without tellin’ it! So why now? Why would you feel it necessary to tell some cat the truth on camera that means absolutely nothin’ to your future? Now you've got the NCAA sniffin' around the joint and that ain't never good bruh. 

That was a punk move Jameis! Straight up bruh! You’re about to get drafted No.1 overall and sign a $20+ million deal and you threw all of the homies under the bus on your way out of the door talkin’ to a dun that means nothin’ to you. Foul balls bruh! Foul!!!

If you want the truth you need to hang out with Ya Boy because these media-types out here don’t have the gonads to tell you what’s real even when they know it’s real. If you want the truth about the alleged sexual assault don’t look for these fools to tell you anything because I’m seemingly the only cat that has read the foolishness that is the "86-PAGE REPORT." Pop the link “The Truth is in the Details: Jameis Winston” on this video I did last year breakin’ down all of ignorance that was in the report that proves that ole girl was lyin’! These aren’t my opinions bruh, these are the facts from all of the eye witness testimonies, sworn affidavits and even the accuser’s own words.

Stop listenin’ to these cowards out here! Like General Patton said earlier, “The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood.” The sports journalist has a duty to tell boyz the truth even when the truth isn’t popular! Now stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
2) Yard: noun – college campus
3) Foul balls: verb: to do a boy wrong just because.4) Bread:noun - money 
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15 STACKS (How Jameis Winston's accuser is now makin' a complete fool of herself)

"I told y'all to just sit in the cut bruh!"

Jim Carey once said, “I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain’t desperate at some point, you ain’t interesting.” Henry David Thoreau, the famous poet, gave it to us like this, “The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.” Then Douglas Horton, the well-known clergyman, completely shut the joint down with, “Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.”

Well playas…it looks like ole girl that keeps accusin’ Jameis Winston of this foolishness isn’t goin’ anywhere and at this point she’s stealin’ from the Mafia. Why? Because she’s attractin’ all of the wrong attention. On Thursday she filed a civil lawsuit against the Heisman trophy winner and potential No.1 overall pick in a Florida State court in Orlando.

In the lawsuit, ole girl again accused Winston of sexual battery, assault, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress. The suit goes on to say that Jameis caused her severe mental anguish and sufferin’, includin’ more specifically, loss of sleep, flashbacks, severe anxiety, fear of repeat sexual violence, and unfounded sense of shame and depression. Now for ALL of that FOOLISHNESS she’s lookin’ for damages in excess of $15,000! Not $15,000,000 playa, 15 STACKS!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! A boy does all of that to you and you’ve got all of these problems and you show up to file a suit for $15,000? The therapy and counselin’ alone will cost you more than 15 stacks bruh! See this is the foolishness that I’m talkin’ about playa!

Keep in mind that the police and the District Attorney’s office refused to arrest or charge a “black man” with a crime because there was NO evidence to suggest that ole boy sexually assaulted her. I bring race into it because you and I know both know that it takes absolutely nothin’ for a boy to, at the bare minimum, arrest a black man in America. And don’t give me the whole “He’s Jameis Winston ignorance” because at the time of the alleged event in December of 2012 he was a freakin’ red-shirt freshman that hadn’t played a down for the Seminoles! Nobody knew that dun from Adam’s house cat at the time. So a white girl accuses a black man of rape in Florida and he’s not even detained? You and I know that they can hold a boy on GP and they never even put the cuffs on him. That tells you right there that it was some Tom Foolery goin’ on!

Florida State itself held their own student hearin’ just to cover their butts usin’ the same evidence and testimonies and came to the same conclusion. The 86 page report, which none of these media types refuse to read, was full of eye witness testimonies and sworn affidavits that clearly showed the broad was lyin’! She changed her story at least 5 or 6 different time’s durin’ the course of the report but these media types don't know that because they refuse to do their jobs.

She initially said that she was drunk! Nope... take that back playa; she said that she was incoherent! That’s worse than drunk pimpin’ but when the toxicology report came back it showed that she wasn’t in fact drunk. Then she said that somebody slipped her something in her drink as she came out of the restroom at the bar that knocked her out. The same freakin’ toxicology report showed that there weren’t any drugs in her system. Then she says that somebody hit her in the head and knocked her out. An examination of the skull showed that she had no head trauma. And we haven’t even gotten to his raggedy "A" crib yet! C’mon bruh! At what point is it OK for me to call her a liar?

So are we to believe the rest of the story if she can’t stop lyin’ before we even get to his crib? At the end of the night she’s got the DNA of not only Jameis but also her boyfriend in her drawers like she’s workin’ for Midwest Lab Corp. or something! Wheredeydodatat?

Go read the freakin’ report playa and you’ll be ready to fight somebody with the foolishness that’s in it. The play-by play of the episode is classic foolishness that has been goin’ on since they invented sports and groupies.

Now that ole boy is about to get drafted she’s pulls up with the civil lawsuit for the sake of filin’ it because she’s not even tryin’ to get back off of it. Who files a lawsuit for all of the damages that she’s accusin’ him of for 15 stacks? The 15 stacks won’t even pay for the attorney fees.

Like I’ve been tellin’ you boyz for years, “The Truth is in the Details!” All you gotta do is pay attention to what’s goin’ on and you see things as clear as Vodka. The burden of proof is much lower in a civil case than it is in a criminal case. Therefore, if they come at ole boy for only 15 stacks he’s more likely to just pay it than to go to trial. If he pays her to just go away the public will always say that he’s a rapist and they’ve won this foolishness. He’ll look like a complete “A” hole for rest of his career and she walks away with her public dignity. It’s a freakin’ scam and only the real hustlas out here can see it. He has no other choice but to pay her because it's pocket change that she's askin' for. He doesn't have time to go to a freakin' jury trial that doesn't have the threat of jail time! Stop it. It's set up!! 

The naïve will believe anything that they hear because they don’t know how to think for themselves. The 86 page report has been available since the fall of 2014 and I haven’t run across a single cat in the media besides myself that have read it. However, every dun with a TV or radio show is talkin’ about it.

If a boy had legitimately raped her, even if you thought that FSU and the prosecutor’s office was on something else, the civil suit damages would be through the freakin’ roof. 15 STACKS!!!! Are you kiddin’ me? Stop with this foolishness!  

Don’t get it twisted playboy, I’ve got a wife, a daughter, a mother and a sister! If any man is guilty of sexual assault of one of our beautiful women out here he should rot in jail without a set of gonads and I’ve got the pliers. However, I do believe that women don’t have the right just make stuff up and ruin a boyz reputation because she blasted a cat shortly after gettin’ it in with her own boyfriend. If you would have read the report you would have known that to be a fact!

I think women that falsely accused boyz of that foolishness should be arrested and faced with the same amount of time that the guy would have received if convicted. Then this foolishness would stop! Stop me when I start lyin’! For a complete break down of the entire 86 page report pop the trunk on "The Truth is in the Details: Jameis Winston."


Playas Thesaurus:   1) Stack: noun - $1,000, a grand
2) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m tryin’ to passionately get my point across to.
3) Ole girl: noun – the female in question bruh.
4) Ole boy: noun – the male in question.
5) Get Back: verb – to try to make a profit or make a come up. To get money to sit on.
6) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
7) Wheredeydodatat?: Hood for, “Who does that?”
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Punk Move (How Jamies Winston's attorney ran over him and then tried to clean it up)

"I can see it in his eyes bruh! At some point he's gonna turn on me!"

James Herriot, the British veterinarian and writer, once said, "If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans." Edward Louis Cole, the founder of the Christian Men's Network, gave it to us like this, "Confidentiality is a virtue of the loyal, as loyalty is the virtue of faithfulness." Then Xun Zi, the ancient Chinese philosopher, spit some serious fire when he said, "A person is born with feelings of envy and hate. If he gives way to them, they will lead him to violence and crime, and any sense of loyalty and good faith will be abandoned."

Well playas...it looks like ole David Cornwell, Jameis Winston's attorney, gave way to all sense of envy and hate on Friday when he literally threw ole boy under the freakin' bus. As he did it all loyalty and faith were abandoned for God knows why! He says, ""He's ready to be an NFL player on the field, but he's not ready to be an NFL player off the field." Then after he realized that he'd hit the dun he jumps out of the whip and tries to clean it up by sayin', "I don't think anyone is ready. No one is ready for this [NFL] world when they come into it."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Everybody and their momma's momma knows that Jameis Winston has been scrutinized to the 10th power for the alleged off the field issues. So why, if you're in his camp, would you throw salt on a boy weeks before the draft? Maybe Cornwell is tellin' us that he's no longer in his camp because an unloyal cat always has the propensity to do somethin' foul like that.

Jameis has already blasted every square inch of the NFL Combine and his Pro Day at Florida State to pretty much secure a No.1 overall pick in the upcomin' draft. So for Cornwell to pull this stunt was a straight up sucka move for a cat that has probably fallen out of the family. That's the only way you can justify a dun doin' somethin' like that.

Here's my idiot fan that only listens to clowns on TV and radio that refuse to do any research on any topic that they are supposed to have full knowledge of. "Jay you sound like a fool! Jameis has had all kinds of off the field issues! He raped a women for cryin' out loud and he stole some crab legs!"

Really bruh? That's what you believe? If these so-called journalists would have taken their jobs seriously and done their homework they would have known that the sexual assault foolishness was just that. Why? Because they would have read the 86 page report like I did. They would have already seen the sworn affidavits and witness testimonies includin’ those from the alleged victim that changed her story 5 or 6 different times durin’ the report!

They would have seen where she alleged that she was drunk and the toxicology reports proved that she wasn't drunk. They would have seen where she said that someone slipped somethin' in her drink as she came out of the restroom at the bar and that she passed out. When the toxicology report shows that there were no drugs in here system playa.They also would have seen where she stated that she didn't know any of the duns in the ride goin' to Winston's crib when in fact she knew everybody. They would have seen where the broad had not only Jameis' DNA in her underwear but her boyfriend's DNA in there too. So that means that ole girl blasted two cats in the same night without even takin' a freakin' shower and changin' her underwear. There was a name for chicks like that when I was in college and I'm quite sure it hasn't changed in 25 years playa!

Since these fake media types didn’t do their homework, I did it for them when I broke the whole joint down in my Video Rant entitled,  “The Truth is in the Details: Jameis Winston!”

Off the field issues? What off the field issues? Off the field issues is what Marcus Vick had goin’ on playa! Brandishin’ a gun to boyz in a McDonald’s parkin’ lot, bein’ an alleged shooter at his brother Mike’s birthday party, havin’ sex with underage girls and gettin’ convicted of a DUI are off the field issues bruh. Havin’ sex and gettin’ free crab legs from a dun workin’ at the supermarket aren’t off the field issues.

Let me put it where the goats can get it. All the hatin' in the world isn't gonna keep him from bein' the No.1 overall pick later this month. Why? Because he has a cannon, can read defenses and possesses the most important asset in all of sports, the “It” factor playboy! He wins! How many people dead or alive can walk into an NFL interview and tell a boy that he was 29-1 in college, won a national championship and a Heisman Trophy? How many GM’s dead or alive are gonna pass on him because he got hooked up with $32 worth of crab legs and had sex with a lyin’ co-ed?

Again, are you gonna pass on him because he had sex and ate some crab legs pimpin’? Sure, he stood up on a table in the student union and made a fool of himself but a 20 year old college student gets a pass on that one. Boyz do worse everyday.

So you’re the GM for Tampa or New York and that dun is on the table and you’re tellin’ me that you’ve got the gonads to tell your owner that you can’t draft him because he likes women and seafood? In my Ochocinco voice, “CHILD PLEASE!!!!”

What Cornwell did was a punk move because he had nothin' to gain by throwin' ole boy under the bus like that. At some point it'll come out as to why he did it but for now you boyz can keep hatin' on Jameis Winston has he prepares to be introduced to the world as the No.1 overall pick in the NFL Draft on April 30th! Haters gone hate and dull media types will continue to half do their jobs and mislead fans into believin' anything. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit some serious fire: verb phrase - to say something of importance.
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
3) Whip: noun - luxury vehicle
4) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to prove my point to.

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Women & Seafood (Why the media is now back trackin' its opinion of Jameis' draft status)

"Jay was the only cat in the media that believed in me bruh!"

Friedrich Niettzsche, the German philosopher and poet, once said, “All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses.” Brit Hume, the political commentator, gave it to us like this, “In the end, you make your reputation and you have your success based upon credibility and being able to provide people who are really hungry for information what they want.” Then Walter Isaacson, the famous writer and biographer, hit boyz in the face when he said, “I think when money starts to corrupt journalism, it undermines the journalism, and it undermines the credibility of the product, and you end up not succeeding.”

Well playboys… now that Famous Jameis has announced that he’s leavin’ Florida State to enter the NFL draft. All of these media type cats that were hatin’ on him just two months ago are now tryin’ to regain their credibility by back trackin’ on their idiotic comments about his draft status. All of these duns that allowed their emotions to speak on their behalf had ole boy gettin’ drafted late or fallin’ off of the draft board all together in October. Now everybody is focusin' on his talent and tellin' boyz why he's probably the best prospect on the board! Ain't that a blip!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Their opinions of him before had absolutely nothin’ with football, his ability to play or the facts of any of the so-called off the field issues. They just didn’t like him because they were too lazy to do their homework on the foolishness surroundin’ him. This dun, Mel Kiper Jr., said on national freakin’ television one night that he’d dropped ole boy from No.3 on his draft board to No.26 when Florida State announced that they were goin’ to have the silly student hearin’ to cover their butts with the same facts that the freakin’ police and the prosecutor’s office already told us weren’t enough to even arrest him with.

Now excuse me playa, but what team does Mel Kiper work for again? Since when does he have the say on when and where a boy gets drafted? And what 23 duns breathin’ all of a sudden became better than Jameis Winston? His emotions made a fool of him for even sayin’ that. But now all of a sudden because his credibility is on the line Jameis Winston is the second rated quarterback on his draft board and that’s only because he doesn’t like him. You and I both know that Marcus Mariota is an Oregon system quarterback that has no future in the NFL. Jameis' upside is ridicuous because he's a drop back quarterback that can read defenses.  

Not only is Mel back trackin’ but the rest of these cats are followin' suit. See it was vogue to holler out loud that he was fallin’ in the draft because of the foolishness that wasn’t foolishness because everybody else with a platform was sayin’ the same thing. I told you boyz that he wasn’t fallin’ anywhere because he has the DNA that very few people in the WORLD have bruh!

He has a cannon, can read defenses and possesses the most important asset in all of sports, the “It” factor playboy! He wins! How many people dead or alive can walk into an NFL interview and tell a boy that he was 29-1 in college, won a national championship and a Heisman Trophy? How many GM’s dead or alive are gonna pass on him because he got hooked up with $32 worth of crab legs and had sex with a lyin’ co-ed?

If you so-called journalists would have taken your jobs seriously and done your homework you would have known that the sexual assault foolishness was just that. Why? Because you would have read the 86 page report like I did. You would have already seen the sworn affidavits and witness testimonies includin’ those from the alleged victim that changed her story 5 times durin’ the report! Since you didn’t do your homework, I did it for you when I broke the whole joint down on my Video Rant “The Truth is in the Details: Jameis Winston!”

Off the field issues? What off the field issues? Off the field issues is what Marcus Vick had goin’ on playa! Brandishin’ a gun to boyz in a McDonald’s parkin’ lot, bein’ an alleged shooter at Mike’s birthday party, havin’ sex with underage girls and gettin’ convicted of a DUI are off the field issues bruh. Havin’ sex and gettin’ free crab legs from a dun workin’ at the supermarket aren’t off the field issues.

Again, are you gonna pass on him because he had sex and ate some crab legs pimpin’? Sure, he stood up on a table on the student union and made a fool of himself but a 20 year old college student gets a pass on that one. Boyz do worse everyday.

So you’re the GM for Tampa or New York and that dun is on the table and you’re tellin’ me that you’ve got the gonads to tell your owner that you can’t draft him because he likes women and seafood? In my Ochocinco voice, “CHILD PLEASE!!!!”

Character issues keep boyz from gettin’ drafted high not broads that lie about bein’ raped or store managers that can’t control groupie employees from givin’ away food.

So again, all of these suckas in the media that were screamin’ to the top of their lungs that he’d fall in the draft are now lookin’ to save face this week by sayin’ that he’s gonna be the first pick or at the very least the second. Why? Because they don’t wanna look stupid in front of their audiences the day after the draft.

Funny how that works ain’t it? One cat decides that he doesn’t like him and then everybody else in the media jumps in the car with him. The problem with that thinkin’ was that they were so sure that ole boy would get thrown out of school as a result of the stupid hearin’ that he’d never get drafted at the top of the board anyway.

Well you idiots! If you had taken the time to read the 86 page report you would have known that the rape case was garbage and that it would have no barin’ on his draft status. But that sounds too much like havin’ to do your job though huh?

Stop tryin’ to bypass the natural order of doin’ things bruh! You sound like the clowns on the Everest commercial. “I didn’t want to take classes that I really didn’t need. I wanted to hurry up and finish so that I could start my career! I wanted to be done in 8 months.” You can’t have a career without puttin’ in the work playa! You may as well hook up with Lil’ Romeo and go to ICDC College while you’re at it.

Just so you know I was the only dun tellin’ you boyz all the way back to last spring that Jameis Winston wasn’t goin’ anywhere in terms of his draft status. Why? Because I did my homework! Ya’ll gone start listenin’ me and stop me when I start lyin’!

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Crossfire (Why Jameis Winston has all of these media types lookin' stupid again)

"Take that wit cha baby boy!"

Calvin Coolidge once said, “Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. It may not be difficult to store up in the mind a vast quantity of facts within a comparatively short time, but the ability to form judgments requires the severe discipline of hard work and the tempering heat of experience.” Denis Diderot, the 18^th century French philosopher, spit some fire when he said, “There are three principal means of acquiring knowledge…observation of nature, reflection, and experimentation. Observation collects facts; reflection combines them; experimentation verifies the results of that combination.” Then Arnold Glasow, the famous businessman, shut the joint down with, “The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion.”

Well playboys… everybody and their momma’s momma has had an opinion about Famous Jameis for more than a freakin’ year! Why? Because nobody, I mean NOBODY includin’ these duns out here that call themselves journalists never looked at the facts! On Sunday he was cleared AGAIN of any wrong doin’ by former Florida Supreme Court Justice Major Harding as a result of the Florida State Student Code of Conduct Hearing.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! I completely understand regular folks runnin’ around pointin’ fingers at this kid because they don’t have to do research to have a freakin’ opinion. What blows my mind is the duns that call themselves journalists that have television and radio shows that refuse to do any research on topics and then spit opinions about subjects that they know nothin’ about!

As soon as the 86 page report was made available last year I read it from cover to cover several times! Why? Because I needed to know why both the police and the state prosecutor’s office declined to arrest nor charge a young black male of rape in this country, especially in the state of Florida.

You know as well as I do that the police will arrest a boy in a heartbeat and throw away the key on suspicion alone. Oh I’m talkin’ crazy bruh? Accordin' to the Bureau of Statistics African-Americans make up 40 percent of the almost 2.1 million male inmates in jail or prison in this country. Black males are incarcerated at nearly 6 times the rates as whites. One in every three black males born today can expect to go to prison durin’ his lifetime. However, accordin’ to the statistics if black and Hispanic males were convicted at the same rate as their white counterparts for the same crimes, the prison population would decline by 58 percent.

So now that you know I’m not crazy let’s proceed with this foolishness! After readin’ the report I understood why they never arrested him nor charged him with a crime because ole girl was changin’ the story with the wind and makin’ it up as she went on. I even did a Video Rant for you boyz in the Truth is in the Details segment of my blog entitled “Separatin’ the Truth from the Lies: Jameis Winston” back in October but you still wouldn’t listen!

The only reason Florida State held the Student Code of Conduct Hearing was to keep from bein’ sued by the Department of Education for violatin’ the Title IX rights of the young lady in question. They dropped the ball by not investigatin’ it in the first place because they knew that she was lyin’ too.

Oh, chicks don’t lie? Did you see the foolishness play out in Gainesville earlier this season at the University of Florida? True freshman quarterback Treon Harris was kicked off of the team and out of school when a young lady told boyz that she was sexually assaulted and then 4 days later she recanted her story. When the truth came out that she was in fact the aggressor in the sexual encounter and that she was knockin’ down Treon and his boy durin’ the encounter. So don’t tell me that chicks can’t lie! He was reinstated back into school and on the team but here’s the problem playa! Whenever someone Googles his name for the rest of his freakin’ life sexual assault at the University of Florida is gonna pop up! So how’s he ever gonna get a job even if he graduates?

However, ole girl walks away Scott free! Wheredeydodatat? In America, that's where bruh! She should be charged and sentenced to the same time ole boy would have gotten if convicted. Start doin' that and we won't have this foolishness goin' on. Now I've got a wife, a daughter, a mother and a sister playboy. So if any man is guilty of sexual assault I think that he should rot in jail without his Johnson attached. Don't get it twisted!  

Florida State needed to do the investigation because ole girl was out for bread and they didn’t want to get caught in the crossfire. She already tried to hit Winston up for millions. Look it up playa!

They could have lost federal funding and got hit with NCAA sanctions like havin’ reductions in scholarships etc. This wasn’t about provin’ that Jameis was dirty it was about Florida State coverin’ its rear end. And that’s the edited version.

What kills me is that these media type cats refuse to do their freakin’ jobs but will hold everybody else accountable for doin’ theirs. If you are the sports expert and you’re supposed to be the voice that people go to for answers then why didn’t you read the report when it became available? Why didn’t you do your homework and speak up for this kid? Why didn’t you look at the facts and make your voice heard? Because all you wanna do is talk and not be held accountable for havin’ to do your job.

It’s easy to get in line and point fingers but it requires a dedication to your craft to study and actually know what you’re talkin’ about playboy. That’s why TheJayGravesReport always stands alone and that’s why all the Playas play here. That's why I get tall respect in these streets! Again, y’all gone start listenin’ to me! Stop me when I start lyin’!

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Old Heads (Why Kevin Hart completely violated the Code by clownin' Jameis Winston)

"Really bruh? And you're a old head? Really?

John C. Maxwell, the famous author and speaker, once said, “The best way a mentor can prepare another leader is to expose him or her to other great people.” Mike May, the famous blind business executive, gave it to us like this, “The fun thing about getting older is finding younger people to mentor.” Then Naveen Jain, the successful business executive, couldn’t have said it any better with, “I believe our legacy will be defined by the accomplishments and fearless nature by which our daughters and sons take on the global challenges we face. I also wonder if perhaps the most lasting expression of one’s humility lies in our ability to foster and mentor our children.”

Well playboy…for most responsible grown folks our humility does lie in our ability to foster and mentor our children. I guess Kevin Hart never got that memo huh bruh! Over the weekend this dun was at Florida State and literally ran up on Jameis Winston in front of his teammates with the cameras rollin’ and said, “You need to stop doing dumb S**T!” He then goes on to blast him with jokes in front of his boyz.

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! In the world that I live in bruh the old heads are supposed to pull a young cats to the side and give them advice and encouragement. Not try to destroy them! I don’t know how they do it in other cultures playa because I’ve never been a part of anything but black culture. But I was taught by our leaders that you’re supposed to reach back and grab a boy that’s tryin’ to come up too. Marcus Garvey, Martin Luther King Jr, Malcom X, Harriett Tubman and others taught me that my obligation is to the cats comin’ up behind me not just to me.

So when Kevin Hart, as a grown “A” black man, goes up to Jameis Winston, a college student, and clowns him for the world to see, tells me where his head is. I heard Jamie Foxx once say while receivin’ the Academy Award for best actor for his work in ‘Ray’ that Sydney Poitier once told him to make it count for something. What he meant by that my brother is that you’ve got to make all of this count not just in your life but in others lives as well. When God blesses you it’s not just for you playa.

Old heads are supposed to teach the young thunder cats the way, not go out of their way to embarrass them. Now I know that I’m gonna have cats out here that thought that it was funny and that Jameis deserves to be drug through the mud once again. Well that’s because A) They’re not from where I’m from both physically and mentally and B) They don’t understand the struggle out here. And if I’ve got to explain to you what the struggle is then this conversation is way above your head and I’d be wastin’ my time tryin’ to get you to understand it.

My old man used to always say, “Keep what goes on in my house in my house!” Kevin Hart violated the first rule taught to boyz when they put their shoes on to go to kindergarten bruh. Don’t go to school discussin’ family business. Usin’ old school logic Jameis could be his kid and regardless of whether Kevin agrees or disagrees with his behavior in irrelevant.  As an old head in the black community he’s obligated to give that young boy some wisdom if he's gonna say anything to him at all.  Not to go out of his way embarrass him because he could. Wheredeydodatat?

Now on some real talk! Kevin Hart is lucky that there weren’t any cats in that locker room that grew up like I grew up because they would have been carryin’ that dun and his boyz out of there unconscious for even tryin’ that foolishness. To have the audacity to even think that you can roll up on a boy and clown one of the fellas because you’re famous would have gotten you beat down in the world I lived in at 20 years old. Thank God for growth and wisdom bruh.

For this fool to have the nerve to approach some one’s kid and do that is crazy to me. Kevin Hart has kids of his own and is old enough to be Jameis Winston’s daddy. That means that it’s real bruh. This isn’t a game! If he wanted to add something to the Winston’s life then add it playa. Don’t take away from his life by givin’ these media type cats and the fools on social media another 2 weeks of material to beat this kid up with. Again, it shows the level of immaturity of Kevin Hart as a grown man and a father. When you have kids of your own it suddenly gets real and no responsible parent would have done what he did over the weekend. Stop me when I start lyin’!

P.S.: If you want the truth about Jameis Winston separatin' the truth from the lies check out my Video Rant on "The Truth is in the Details: Jameis Winston!"


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Bubble Guts (Why Florida State has the dull media strugglin' in the ER in this mornin')

"Y'all already know the drill playa!"

Muhammad Ali once said, “I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick; I’m so mean I make medicine sick.” Henry David Thoreau gave it to us like this, “There is one consolation in being sick; and that is the possibility that you may recover to a better state than you were ever in before.” Then Fannie Lou Hamer, the famous civil right leader, shut the joint down with, “I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.”

Well playa… emergency rooms all over the country are full this mornin’ with dull media type cats and hatin’ fans that have a bad case of the bubble guts because Famous Jameis and the Florida State Seminoles just keep on winnin’! They walked out of Sun Life Stadium with Miami’s hearts in their hands after comin’ from behind yet again to win 30-26 to remain undefeated.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Just about every media cat in America and most fans hate Jameis Winston without really understandin’ why! Most cats won’t think for themselves so they completely rely on the opinions of the dull cat on television or radio to make up their minds for them. So if my favorite guy or gal that I listen to everyday doesn’t like him, then I don’t like him. Not a soul makin’ these decisions have pulled the facts of the sexual assault case and the dull 86 page report is available for the public to read.

So when Florida State goes down 16-0 early in this ball game and definitely when they’re lookin’ at a 23-7 deficit boyz are dancin’ in the streets like the munchkins that the wicked witch is dead. Boyz were waitin’ for the dull pointed toe shoes to curl up and disappear underneath the house but they never did playa. All Famous Jameis did was put up 304 yards and kept everybody calm as they outscored the Hurricanes 23-3 in the final 2 ½ quarters.

On some real talk bruh, Miami lost that ball game more than Florida State won it. Miami came out and jumped all over the Seminoles with very aggressive play callin’ and a swag of the old U. Then once they got up on a boy they panicked and started playin’ not to lose instead of playin’ to win in the second half. They were scared to death of bein’ up on these boyz because they know what normally happens to cats that poke the sleepin’ bear.

The Hurricane offensive coordinator went from bein’ Shaft to Lil’ Jack Horner stickin’ his dull thumb in the Christmas pie. You can’t win big ball games scared to hurt a boyz’ feelings. “If you’re gonna start the fight then you’ve got to be willin’ to finish it pimpin’.” That’s Street Code of Conduct: Rule 1 Article 1 Section 1! You learn that on the first day of kindergarten when they give out the big crayons and the restroom instructions bruh.

So now that Florida State has all of these cats sick today the venom that will be spit there way will be even more poisonous. They’re on a 26 game winnin’ streak with the best player in college football that nobody likes with a coach that’s in it to win it and cares nothin’ about how you feel about it. Poison I tell ya! Straight poison!

The media is hell bent on screwin’ Jameis out of the Heisman even though he’s clearly the best player in college football. However, there’s not a thing they can do to keep him from playin’ for another national title as long as he keeps winnin’! That’s drivin’ boyz insane and the sale of Zantac just went up 300 percent.

Stop hatin’ on a boy, look at the facts only and stop listenin’ to other haters to help you make up your mind about how you feel about him. Make sure that you check out my rant from my video segment entitled, “The Truth is in the Details: Jameis Winston! Separatin' the truth from the lies!” These are the facts not my freakin’ opinion playa. When you learn how to evaluate the facts you keep from lookin’ stupid and endin’ up in the emergency room on a Saturday night with the Bubble Guts with your favorite TV or radio personality in a bed next to you. Stop me when I start lyin’!

P.S.: Make sure you check out my Hilarious College Football Weekly Wrap Up: Week 12 today! Just so you boyz know, I was 5-0 this weekend and I'm 44-17 pickin' games this year playa. I'm just sayin'!

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That Dude (Why you've got to be complete sucka to believe Jameis Winston was point shavin')

"Whatttt?" These dudes really trippin now!"

John Wayne once said, “Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.” Gustave Flaubert, the famous 19^th century French writer, made a boy think with, “To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.” Then Christopher Hitchens, the famous journalist, left boyz with this, “There are all kinds of stupid people that annoy me but what annoys me most is a lazy argument.”

Well playa…here we go again! We’ve got some dun named Incarcerated Bob breakin’ a story that Jameis Winston was point shavin’ durin’ the first half of the Louisville game to help his high school teammate win a $5,000 bet. Now Florida State was down 21-7 at the half so that’s all ole boy needed was for them to be down at the half to win. Now how lazy of an argument can you find out here bruh?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! My problem with this foolishness is with all of the suckas on Twitter and Facebook that believe whatever boyz say out here about Jameis. At least run with information that makes some sense bruh. This Incarcerated Bob cat is the same dun that tried to throw Clemson’s Tahj Boyd under the bus with unfounded gambling rumors.

What kills me is that people out here will believe everything that some fool writes because it’s written. It’s like the idiot that will tell you something that makes absolutely no sense but when you call him on it he’ll fire back with, “I read it in a book.” Like everything in a book is right! There are idiots writin’ books too. You freakin’ moron!

And who is the idiot bookie that takes a bet on Florida State bein’ down at the half? Florida State is always down at the half! If that’s the case you can say that Jameis Winston has been point shavin’ in darn near every game they’ve played in durin' the 24 game win streak. Stop and think for a minute bruh! Don’t be that dude. So was he point shavin’ in the National Championship game last year? Was he point shavin’ against ole dull NC State? Was he point shavin’ against Notre Dame at the crib a few weeks ago? Stop it bruh! Don’t be that dude! When you're that dude you look stupid and that's not a good look.

Just because it’s some cat that went to high school with him that placed a bet doesn’t mean that Famous is involved. Do you know how many cats that grew up with me that have robbed banks, stolen cars and committed murders? I couldn't name them all. Just because you know a clown that’s gotten into some craziness doesn’t mean that you’re involved. You just happen to know that fool.

Let me put it where the goats can get it. Think about this bruh, his boy is a defensive end at UAB. So he obviously knows like everybody else in America watchin’ college football that Florida State starts slow. So more often than not in big games they’re goin’ be down in the first half. So if he knows that and you know that and I know that then why doesn’t the dun takin’ the bet know that? Just on that information alone you know that it’s a bogus story because the bookie is in it to make money not to lose money playa. Who takes a bet that FSU is gonna be down at the half on the road against a ranked team? A bookie sure isn't! The bookie is bettin' on the line bruh not just FSU bein' down at the half with no line at the end of the game. So stop it!! 

Then the clown says that Jameis picked up $1,900 from Western Union right before kickoff in Louisville! Now how is he gonna pick up bread in Louisville when he's about to play a game? So is hollerin' at a trainer like, "Hey dawg! I need you to run me up to Western Union real quick to pick up some bread before the game." 

They didn't say in Tallahassee on Monday after class but in Louisville before the game. Now how does a boy get $1,900 off of a bet that he hasn't won yet because it ain't halftime yet. Think people! Don't be that dude! 

On some real talk, if Jameis’ boy needed 5 stacks don’t you think Winston could make a phone call to one of these dull FSU boosters that love hangin’ around the program and get it? So until there is proof that Jameis is involved with some clown that he went to high school with gamblin’, don’t be that dude!

Bein’ that dude is what builds all of the gorgeous hotels and casinos in Vegas. Bein’ that dude is what makes cats that invented Twitter billionaires. Bein’ that dude makes you look like a complete fool because you ran with somethin' that makes absolutely no sense. And this clown Incarcerated Bob only gets hits on his site because you’re that dude. Stop it and stop me when I start lyin’!

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Othello (How Jimbo Fisher played these dull media type cats like he was Shakespeare)

"Watch how I play these cats like some suckas bruh!"

Sophocles, the ancient Greek playwright, once said, “Profit is sweet, even if it comes from deception.” Xun Zi, the ancient Chinese philosopher, spoke volumes when he said, “The petty man is eager to make boasts, yet desires that others should believe in him. He enthusiastically engages in deception, yet wants others to have affection for him. He conducts himself like an animal, yet wants others to think well of him.” Luc de Clapiers, the 18^th century French writer, gave it to boyz real easy like a Detroit "G" in purple gators when he said, “The art of pleasing is the art of deception.”

Well playa...ole Jimbo Fisher used the art of deception by pleasin’ all of these dull media type cats into believin’ that he was doin’ the right thing. After Florida State beat Notre Dame Saturday night the cameras were all over him. Just as Jameis Winston ran up to him in celebration of the big win he pulls the Oakey Doke on all of these naïve cats in the media and they fell for it hook, line and sinker. As proven by their response to this foolishness on Monday.

He sees everybody surroundin’ him and grabs ole boy while lookin’ right into the freakin' the cameras and says without coverin’ his mouth:

“Now here’s what you’ve got to do. Calm down. Don’t give them that over-exuberant look. Act very passive right here and get people back on your side. You understand what I’m telling you? Humble. Humble pie.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Jimbo Fisher was all about Jimbo Fisher in that moment playboy! He was playin’ up to the cameras to show everybody that he’s tellin’ Jameis all of the right things and that he not just allowin' him to run wild. That dun may as well have been on Broadway rockin’ some Shakespeare! He was as good as Othello, "the Moore of Venice” with that performance. He knew full well that boyz could see his tonsils when he opened his mouth bruh and at that point he was on center stage.

The crazy thing about it is that these clowns out here fell for it. Jimbo wasn’t lookin’ out for Jameis! Jimbo was lookin’ out for Jimbo's reputation playa. How do I know that he was on somethin’ else? Because he could have handled that like a real cat and nobody in the world would have ever known what he said to Jameis if he was tryin' to be sincere. Did he do the right thing? Sure he did playa! But like my man Conrad Brunner (Bruno) said while we were doin' the Colts Radio Show on Sunday mornin', "He did the right thing for the wrong reasons." He straight up Olivia Pope’d these duns!

Everybody and their momma’s momma’s momma know that there are cameras everywhere on the field. So when you wanna tell a boy somethin’ that you don’t want people to hear or see you cover your mouth. You don’t look into the freakin’ camera and say it loud enough for boyz to pick up on it. He knew exactly what he was doin’! Like the old hustlas used to say, "He ain’t new to this, he’s true to this!"

Let me put it where the goats can get it playa. I grew up with hustlas and con artists and they taught me at an early age that the truth is always in the details! All you’ve gotta do is pay close attention to people and they'll tell you everything that you need to know.

Jimbo was showin’ out and because he knows that most of these cats out here can’t recognize game, he ran it and got away with it. Well…with everybody but the real G’s that are always lookin’ for the game to be ran.

Jimbo’s reputation has taken a hit because he supported his player like he should have. There is no proof to suggest that Jameis is guilty of sexual assault or takin’ money for signin’ autographs. So until there is evidence to suggest otherwise, he was supposed to support him regardless of what the public thinks. Why? Because he’s his coach and that's what coaches are supposed to do!

However, by pullin’ a stunt like that he has probably lost most, if not all, of his loyalty with most of his players, especially those players that grew up in the hood.

If you don't learn anything else today playa understand this. Loyalty means everything to a boy from the ghetto because that same loyalty is the difference between livin' and dyin' in these streets. Ask the Indiana Pacers why Lance Stephenson is now playin' for Charlotte pimpin'? He left because of a lack of loyalty not bread!

That was a sucka move Jimbo pulled and real cats saw it. If you wanna holler at a boy pull him to the side before the game and tell him that or cover up to tell him without tryin' to please the cameras and bein’ the pride of sports talk radio for puttin’ Jameis in his place on national television. Because of his actions on Saturday, boyz in that locker room are lookin' at him sideways from now on. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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The Roll Up (Why both Herschel & Bo Jackson are straight hypocrites for blastin' Jameis)

"Yeah dawg, I forgot how much free stuff I got!"

Charles Spurgeon, the 19^th century British pastor, once said, “Sincerity makes the very least person to be of more value than the most talented hypocrite.” Tennessee Williams, the famous playwright, stood up and shouted, “The only thing worse than a lair is a liar that’s also a hypocrite!” Then Hannah Arendt hit boyz in the head with, “Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.”

I’ve gotten to the point where I’m ready to pull all of my freakin’ teeth out and put them back in upside down bruh with all of these hypocrite cats talkin’ about Jameis Winston. Now I could give two dead flies smashed about Florida State Football bruh but it’s the principal that matters.

Now you’ve got duns like Herschel Walker and Bo Jackson pilin’ on the kid like they never went to college or were the freakin’ BMOC. For all of you simple minded individuals that stands for “Big Men On Campus.” Herschel was on ole dull Paul Finebaum’s show Thursday sayin’ that neither Jameis nor Todd Gurley would get his vote for the Heisman right now because of their behavior.

He really blows me away with this statement about Gurley, “Right at this moment today, I can’t give him my vote. Now if he comes back and I see a change, then that vote can be there.” Whatttt?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! So if Gurley comes back and he doesn’t sign anymore autographs you’re goin’ to vote for him? You sound crazy! Either he’s good enough to win the Heisman or not playboy! Stop with this foolishness. Because anybody with half of a brain knows that ole Herschel got some side money too while he was at Georgia.

Then all of these duns out here keep accusin' Famous Jameis of the sexaul assault without any evidence to suggest that he did in fact commit a crime. So until the facts in the 86 page report that 99 percent of folks out here didn’t read but continue to call him a rapist changes or some dun rolls up with video tapes or receipts showin’ him takin’ money for signin’ autographs then he’s clean. Herschel goes on to say about Jimbo Fisher, "Because remember he's putting his reputation -- he's a fine coach -- he's putting his reputation on Jameis Winston's words saying, 'I did not do that.' Well, he put his reputation when he said he can't be found guilty on these other things, which we know he's guilty of." Now who appointed Herschel Inch High Private Eye? What proof does he have that ole boy is guilty of anything? I'm just sayin' bruh.

And for the last time he didn’t walk into the freakin’ grocery store and shoplift the freakin’ crab legs. The dun workin’ behind the counter gave them to him and he walked out of the store with a hook up. Now was it technically stealin’ because he didn’t pay for them? Yes!

However, every dun readin’ this joint is guilty of the stealin’ at some point or another. Oh am I lyin’? OK playboy, if you’ve ever gotten the sale price at the store when the sale was over a week ago but the clerk hooked you up without gettin’ permission from the owner, that’s stealin’! If you’ve ever had a friend workin’ at a fast food joint and he gave you an extra order of fries and an apple pie and you walked out of the joint, guess what playa? That’s stealin’! If you’ve ever bought or watched a bootleg movie, that’s stealin’ playa. It’s called copyright infringement bruh. Ladies, if you’ve ever bought a knock off purse because you couldn’t afford the real Gucci or Louis Vuitton, that’s stealin’!

So before you let thief roll off of your tongue understand that you’re the same dude or chick if you’re guilty of any of those offenses. And when you’re 20 years old you don’t think about the dumb stuff that you do. And that’s the edited version. The crazy thing is, some of you duns are forty plus and you’re still buyin’ knock off purses and watchin’ bootleg movies.

Now what trips me out is that duns like Herschel and Bo wanna act like they didn’t play ball in the south. Both of those duns know full well that they didn’t pay for jack in Athens and in Auburn. Herschel led the University of Georgia to a national title as a true freshman! So you’re tellin’ me that he paid for everything when he left the house? Unless you think I’m Boo Boo the Fool you can keep that foolishness. Bo Jackson was a two sport beast at Auburn! Do you think that his money was any good in the state of Alabama?

"Now that I thnk about it, you're right!"

The only difference between what Jameis did and them is the fact that it’s 2014 and everybody has surveillance cameras and social media. So if they did something crazy on campus in 1983 only the duns on their respective campuses would have ever found out about it. Jameis does something stupid on campus, like holler out some foolishness, the world knows in an instant because of social media. Now was he an idiot? Sure he was, but don’t act like he’s the only ball player in history to clown on campus.

Lastly, these two clowns have the nerve to get upset with Jameis because he didn’t want to listen to them tryin’ to mentor him. Who are you bruh? He doesn’t know or trust you. You can’t just roll up on a boy and just become his mentor because you've got something to say. He’s got a daddy and people that he’ll listen to when he’s ready. Now should he listen to boyz with some sense. Sure, he should but he's gotta be able to trust you first. How dare you think that you can anoint yourself his mentor and he doesn’t know you from Adam?

Arrogance is sufficatin’ and a real G would never have gotten on a national radio show and blasted him. A REAL cat would have pulled him to the side and hollered at him and if he wouldn’t listen then he would have given him his number for when he’s ready. But the world would never have known that you stepped to him in the first place. That’s what real cats do playa. Boyz lookin’ for a pat on the back to tell the world what they tried to do for a boy pull that kind of stunt. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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Hustlin' 101 (Why hatin' on Jameis doesn't change the facts or the evidence playa)

"See, I sign joints all of the time bruh!"

David Hume, the 18^th century Scottish philosopher, once said, “A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence.” Richard Dawkins, the ethologist and evolutionary biologist, gave it to us like this, “A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence.” Then the top dog John Adams poured out a lil’ liquor for all the dead homies with, “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”

In other words playboy, as much as you wanna hate on Famous Jameis, your hate for him doesn’t change the fact that you’ve got no evidence to suggest that he took bread for signin’ his name! Now an in-depth search of the verification page on the James Spence Authentication website, the autograph dealer that has Winston signed memorabilia, shows more than 2,000 signatures from Famous! Not the 900 that was first reported.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! If they keep diggin’ playboy they’ll probably find and infinite number of signatures if Jameis Winston has half of a brain. I would have signed everything with FSU on it playa for the right price.

As much bread as the school is makin’ off of Jameis? In my Ochocinco voice, “CHILD PLEASE!!” As long as there isn’t any invoices, check stubs or video boyz can look all day every day and it won’t change the facts or the evidence. His signature doesn’t prove payment pimpin’!

In the world of hustlas and gangstas "Never write anything down and never confess to the obvious." That’s “Hustlin’ 101” that the older G’s taught boyz in the school yard when they were in the third grade. It doesn’t matter how it looks bruh but the question is can you prove it?

So all of these wack media cats that don’t like the kid can dive off of a roof head first in hate because unless a dun shows up with a receipt or a video tape you need to find something else to hate on.

See Johnny Football was a sucka last year because he grew up rich and didn’t have access to the same gangstas that boyz in the hood have access to. He was signin’ autographs in a hotel room with the dun he was signin’ for takin’ pictures. Naw playboy, gangstas rules are simple when you set up the signin’.

First of all, you choose the venue not the dun you’re hookin’ up with. Therefore, you’ve got control of who knows where you’re gonna be. Then when he shows up your boyz meet him outside and strip him of everything but the memorabilia and the bread. That includes his coat, hat, shoes, belt, pants and shirt. He needs to be standin’ there darn near naked. Your boy has his book bag and the only thing the dealer is holdin’ is the bread.

That way no pictures or videos can surface a year from now when that dun wants to make some more bread. Johnny went out like a sucka because he grew up in the suburbs but they still only got him for half of a game.

Now I can’t understand for the life of me what Todd Gurley was thinkin’ about because they’ve got video of this clown signin’ joints at an event accordin’ to Bryan Allen, a memorabilia dealer that actually taped him. Maybe Gurley is from the country and they don’t teach a boy how to hustle like they do in the hood.

You’ve got to be able to identify the gangsta before the hustle bruh. If you can’t see the gangsta first then he’s got you. It’s like goin’ to Las Vegas. If you can’t walk along the strip at night and see the pimps, prostitutes and drug dealers in full sight, then you’re the cat that’s about to lose all of your bread. See I can see all of that just by sittin’ in the lobby of the hotel playa.

I know whose hustlin’ and whose gettin’ hustled. Don’t think for one minute that the hustle isn’t still in full effect bruh and when a boy is willin’ to pay you to sign your freakin’ name he always wants more than that. It’s the sucka that doesn’t see it and doesn’t think to control the situation. Hustlin’ 101 is real playboy! And like the big homie John Adams said earlier, regardless of how you feel about Famous you can’t alter the facts or the evidence so you need to keep it movin’. Stop me when I start tlyin’!

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