Readin' & Writin' (How Ronda Rousey is STILL makin' a fool of herselfbaggerin' Floyd)

"I'm mad that I can't make the bread he's makin'!"

Marilyn Monroe once said, “Success makes so many people hate you. I wish it wasn’t that way. It would be wonderful to enjoy success without seeing envy in the eyes of those around you.” Aeschylus, the ancient Greek tragedian, gave it to us like this, “It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.” Then Buddha stood up and slammed the dominoes on the table when he said, “Do not overate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.”

Well playas…ole Ronda Rousey’s peace of mind is shot and out here chasin' rabbits in the dark right now because she’s gone out of her way to make a fool of herself. Not only is the jealousy of Floyd Mayweather crawlin’ out of her pores but the envy of his bread is killin’ her.

On Tuesday she hollers at the TMZ duns and says, “Floyd said, ‘You make $300 million a night, then you can give me a call’…and I actually did the math, and given the numbers of my last fight, I’m actually the highest-paid UFC fighter and I’m a woman.” Sooo…what does that have to do with the price of apples in China and 3am?

She then goes on to say, “I think I actually make two to three times more than he does per second…so when he learns to read and write, he can text me.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The ‘read and write’ joint was pretty funny but she’s makin’ a fool of herself even talkin’ in this cat’s direction! How stupid does she sound tellin’ a boy that she makes more per second when she only made $3 million ALL of last year! Who cares what you made per second if this dun made $300 million in one fight? Stop it! You sound crazy!!

That's $297 MILLION more than you made ALL freakin’ year in one night! Again, stop it! You sound crazy!

Where is her “No” man or woman? Stop this chick from talkin’ bruh! When you’ve gotta talk crazy to a boy that is clearly doin’ what you’re tryin’ to do, you look stupid! It’s like Meek Mill comin’ sideways at Drake! I mean...really?

Floyd has made over $700 million in his career and she hasn’t made her first $10 million yet! So how does a dun like her have the nerve to pop off! That’s like The Weekend talkin’ crazy to freakin’ Prince. Naw bruh…it’s like Chris Brown’s kid brother talkin’ crazy to Michael Jackson in his prime! His Billy Jean prime bruh!!!

What is this chick on? If nothin’ else she should be hollerin’ at a boy about how to make that money. Not talkin’ like a fool when he’s got the game locked down. She should be tryin’ to figure out how to turn this UFC game on its ear like Floyd did the boxing game.

Instead of gettin’ $120,000 per fight and waitin’ on the pay per view proceeds to roll in. She needs to be hollerin’ a Floyd on how to get $20 million per fight and the pay-per-view joints too. 

What ole girl doesn't understand is that this illiterate sumuma $#%^! In my Bernie Mac voice cracked the code and got rid of the middleman. She's still foolin' with the middleman.

Floyd may not be able to read but that dun can count and she needs to be payin’ attention to what he’s doin’ instead of playin’ herself. “I make more bread than you per second.” Wheredeydodatat? I’m just sayin’ and stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:  


1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Pop off: verb – to talk crazy to a boy
3) Wheredeydodatat?: Hood for “Who does that?”
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The Projects (Why Ronda Rousey is makin' a complete fool of herselftryin' to fight Floyd)

Estrogen vs Testosterone "Really bruh?"

Chanakya, the ancient Indian philosopher, once said, “Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person.” Marjane Satrapi, the Iranian-born French novelist, gave it to us like this, “The real war is not between the West and the East. The real war is between intelligent and stupid people.” Then Bertrand Russell, the French philosopher, shut the buildin’ down when he spit some serious fire with, “The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”

Well playas…ole Bertrand hit the nail square on the jaw like a Jets quarterback because the stupid in the world of sports journalism are cocksure hollerin’ about Ronda Rousey fightin’ Floyd “Money” Mayweather! But the sad part about it is that all of the intelligent folks are silent as if to say that they aren’t sure if this is foolishness or not. Well let me help you out playboy, Rhonda Rousey is makin’ a complete FOOL of herself even actin’ like she can fight a man let alone the best fighter in the freakin’ world! Stop it! You sound crazy! And I’m not talkin’ about any man bruh! I’m talkin’ about a boy that’s in just as good of shape, if not better, than she is.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! UFC isn’t even a REAL sport first of all pimpin’! It’s a darn street fight! And that’s the edited version! For all of you young duns that are into this foolishness that grew up in suburban and rural America they’ve been doin’ that since the beginnin’ of the time in the ghetto. They call it squabbin’, fightin’, gettin’ it in, throwin’ hands etc. and there are no rules.

Some fool just took what boyz have been doin’ in the ghetto and startin’ chargin’ you fools for it. The only difference between a street fight and UFC is that the duns participatin’ in it are in world class shape. They’ve got REAL athletes doin’ it. But don’t get it twisted playa, it’s a street fight all the same. That’s why you don’t see very many brothers flockin’ to the fights. We’ve been watchin’ that foolishness since we were allowed to sit on the porch. My kid loves it but he’s from the suburbs.

So let’s get back to Ronda Rousey talkin’ crazy to Floyd because she’s won 12 funky fights! This man is the best technician we’ve EVER seen in the sport of boxin’ and he’s won 48 straight over an almost 19 year period. Stop it! You sound crazy!

How bout you win 48 straight and then think about startin’ to talk crazy but immediately talk yourself out it! Do you know how stupid you look to intelligent people out here girl? Those of us that understand that there are things called Testosterone vs. Estrogen. Now for all of the clowns out there that don’t know the difference that’s your homework assignment. Because I’m not gonna waste time explainin’ something to you that should be obvious.

Then there is the pink elephant in the room of boyz tryin’ to promote a fight of a black man fightin’ a white woman in America! How ignorant is that on so many levels? Floyd would be labeled a monster as soon as he threw the first punch bruh. Stop it! You sound crazy!

Rousey is hollerin’ that she wants to fight a boy with no rules! Where is this chick from bruh? Where I’m from no rules is no rules! You win 12 funky fights and now you’re bad? I’ll take her up to the G and run her over to Delaney or Dorie Miller Projects and bet on Boonquisha, Travasha , LaQuita or the first chick standin’ outside with a head rag on to run her butt out of the joint bleedin’ in a matter of minutes.

When you say no rules it means NO rules playa. She’ll get in there and start tryin’ to box, kick and wrestle a boy and the ghetto chick will simply grab her by the hair and control every aspect of her life for the next 5 minutes. After she gets tired of draggin’ that broad up and down the street she’ll pull out the razor blade and smooth cut her across the face as a souvenir of gettin’ whooped in the projects in the G. Then she’ll learn how to stay in her place.

That’s cool that you’re the best in your world. Just stay in it. When you start talkin’ crazy to boyz outside of it you simply look like a fool and if you’re not careful somebody will quickly put you back in it. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Spit: verb – to say
2) Fire: noun- important information
3) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
4) G: noun – Gary, In. home of the original hustlas and gangstas playa. Where duns like Michael, Jermaine, Tito, Jackie, Marlon, Randy, LaToya and Janet Jackson, George Taliaferro (1st black player ever drafted into the NFL), Fred "The Hammer" Williamson (NFL player/Actor), Deniece Williams (singer), Glenn "Big Dawg" Robinson, Alex Karras (NFL/Actor), LaTroy Hawkins (MLB), Lloyd Mc McClendon (MLB), William Marshall (Actor Blacula), Avery Brooks (Actor/Hawk), Sharmell Sullivan (WWE) and JayGravesReport (#thebestdressedmaninmedia) are from. I Couldn't name everybody playa because we'll be here all day. Just understand that we get it in from the G!   
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Grandstandin' (Why it made sense for Mayweather to ban Beadle & Nichols)

"It's my event and I run it! Period!"

Robert Kiyosaki, the well-known investor and self-help guru, once said, “Critics only make you stronger. You have to look at what they are saying as feedback. Sometimes the feedback helps, and other times, it’s just noise that can be a distraction.” Ramana Maharshi, the Indian guru, gave it to us like this, “When there are thoughts, it is distraction: when there are no thoughts, it is meditation.” Then Derek Jeter broke it down for all the homies to understand, “I think when things linger, that’s when they become a distraction. I don’t want any distractions.”

Well playas…Floyd Mayweather didn’t want any distractions either on Saturday night as he prepared for his fight with Manny Pacquiao. So in order to reduce those joints his camp banned both CNN’s Rachel Nichols and ESPN’s Michelle Beadle. What’s crazy to me is that the headlines on Sunday mornin’ read “Floyd Mayweather bans female sports journalists from covering Las Vegas fight after they reported on his domestic abuse past.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Floyd didn’t ban all female journalists bruh! His camp just banned those two because Katy Couric interviewed the dun at his gym and had all-access to him! So why did he ban them? Because they both had no intentions of coverin’ the fight. They would simply be there to ask dumb questions that have absolutely nothin’ to do with the preparation of it or the fight itself. I’ve been coverin’ sports for a few years now along with makin’ a livin’ in the field of sales for more than 25 years. I’m one of the best in the world at what I do and in order for me to eat I’ve got to ask intelligent questions. If I don’t, the potential or existing client will walk away and I get nothin’.

What blows my mind about some of these so-called journalists is that they often ask questions that have absolutely no answers to them. Here’s the deal playa, if you ask a question that a boy WILL NOT answer then you’ve asked a question that DOES NOT have an answer. Therefore, you’ve wasted his time. You’ve also killed the opportunity for others to ask intelligent questions because the dun you’re tryin’ to interview is irritated with the previous clown’s question.

Floyd was preparin’ for the biggest fight of his freakin’ career and no way was he gonna sit and answer questions about domestic abuse in the wake of it. So therefore, Michelle and Rachel, who were only goin’ to ask those types of questions, were banned. It makes sense to anybody with a real brain.

The ultimate question is where have cats like this been for the past 14 years since the first of five incidents of domestic abuse occurred? Now don’t get it twisted playboy, I’ve got a wife, a daughter, a mother and a sister! Any dun puttin’ his hands on women should be locked up. However, Floyd’s been locked up and paid his debt to society and has the right to make a livin’ at this point. There are no pendin’ cases and all cats in the media are doin’ now is grandstandin’!

Again, where have these cats been since 2001 and the freakin’ 21 fights he has fought since the first arrest? You weren’t tryin’ to get credentials for those fights and you weren’t jumpin’ up and down to ask him about it then so why now?

Because it’s the biggest fight in history and you wanna be in the joint to put him on the spot and put yourself on a bigger stage. That wasn’t gonna happen because he’s smarter than that playa. This cat didn’t become the richest boxer in the freakin’ world and the highest paid athlete in 2014 bein’ stupid. He saw duns like that gettin’ out of the car. Hustlas keep their heads on a swivel and they see everything. Even the dun tryin’ to slide up on the side of the ride.

It’s the same thing in other sports. It’s like when most NFL teams didn’t want to draft Michael Sam last year because his talent didn’t justify the distraction. He was barely a 7^th round pick, barely! If he were a first round talent boyz would have welcomed the questions about his sexually. Nobody cared about him bein’ gay, they just didn’t want to be distracted by the dumb questionin’ that they would get the entire presser on how boyz feel about playin’ with the first openly gay player. He wasn’t good enough to allow that to take over every press conference in trainin’ camp. So boyz backed off. When the questions are not about football they become a distraction. When freakin’ People Magazine or Lifestyle etc. shows up and start askin’ questions that have nothin’ to do with the game then it’s a problem.

To show up and ask Floyd about his problems with domestic abuse right before the biggest fight of his life is stupid and it’s a distraction. That’s like showin’ up before the Super Bowl and askin’ a boy about his problems off of the field, especially when there are no pendin’ cases etc. What’s crazy to me is that Rachel Nichols covers the NBA and is a beast at doin’ her job. I’m in pre and post-game pressers with her all of the time but she isn’t askin’ boyz about their personal lives in those joints, she sticks to hoop. But Floyd knew that CNN wasn’t concerned with boxing so he cut the foolishness before it even got started.

I’ve got no problem with Floyd cuttin’ distractions to a minimum before the biggest fight in boxing history. Ask relevant questions and you can come to the party. Otherwise, you’ve got to watch it at the crib. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc.
2) Ride: noun – the vehicle that a boy is ridin’ in bruh.
3) Beast: adjective – very good, excellent at doin’ something
4) Crib: noun – one’s home
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Points (How Mayweather simply understood the rules, got buckets, bread and bounced)

"I'm just marchin' down the field bruh!"

As I'm standin’ out in front of the MGM Grand people watchin’ I see these three cats arguin’ about boyz doin’ business. Andy Warhol, the famous artist, said, “Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.” Thomas Edison had a pocket full of chips when he said, “Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.” Then the big homie, W. Edwards Deming, the famed engineer, pulled up in the nice whip, jumped out and said, “Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service and that brings friends with them.”

Well playas…Floyd “Money” Mayweather had repeat customers that boasted about his project or service that brought friends with them on Saturday night! Whether a boy showed up in Vegas or bought the pay-per-view joint, they were locked in. Now the Pacquiao fans will say that boyz tuned in to see him and not Mayweather. Either way pimpin’, Floyd was the promoter! It was his project not Pacman’s playa! Money took care of business out of the ring, then got into the joint, went to work winnin’ the unanimous decision, makin’ all of the bread and bouncin’.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! As soon as the fight was over duns were hollerin’ all over social media that it was a terrible fight. I even saw a cat on Twitter make the crazy statement that they only fought for the money! Hold on a second playa, why else do you go to work? Floyd told a boy in the pre-fight interview on Showtime/HBO (both networks had the fight because of the fighters respective contracts) that it was work!! He went to work like everybody else in America does. He simply put in that 3^rd shift like a boy does in the steel mill or factory etc. or the 9 to 5 like the duns that work days. He went in, punched the clock literally and went to the crib.

The only difference was that he was the promoter and the dun doin’ the work. The fight made more than $74 million at the door, the pay-per-view buys were expected to break the previous record of $150 million set by other Mayweather fights at $100 a pop. In all, the fight is expected to generate $400 million! Floyd is lookin’ to walk away with $180 million and Pacquiao looks to pocket $120 million! Who was the dun sayin’ that they fought for the money? You darn right they fought for the money! And that’s the edited version!

But what cats don’t know is boxin’! All of these young cats have been watchin’ this foolishness known as MMA and now they’re twisted. Boxin’ is a sport of rules. It’s not a freakin’ street fight where you can kick, punch, wrestle a boy down and darn near kill him to win the joint. Naw playa, it’s about punchin’ and punchin’ only to score points. Floyd is the best in the business at doin’ that.

He simply played defense and for all of you simple minded individuals that means that he kept that dun off of him and limited his punches. While limitin’ Pacman’s punches he threw punches that landed. If this were football, he methodically marched down the field all night and kept the hot shot quarterback with the prolific offense on the sideline. You can win if you can’t score!

It’s all about scorin’ bruh not about knockin’ a boy out. If you knock him out that’s cool but scorin’ points wins the game just like in every other “real” sport. You don’t have to score on an 80 yard bomb every time you’re on the field in football. Methodically marchin’ down the field and scorin’ gives you the same freakin’ touchdown as the 80 yard bomb. The dunk is still worth 2 points in basketball!

You don't say that Tim Duncan was terrible when he goes out and gets a boy 27 points, 11 rebounds and 5 blocks because he didn't get a dunk, start screamin' and pullin' his freakin' shirt out of his pants. He's the best power forward to ever play the game but he's borin' as hell to watch. But he's won 4 championships simply by understandin' the rules.

So when cats saw Pacquiao swingin’ like crazy and all he was doin’ was hittin’ Money’s arms he wasn’t scorin’ points. Then when he was finished swingin’ like a maniac Floyd would punch him in the head. Points bruh! Points!

Now here’s my young cat that grew up in the suburbs upset that I said that his beloved MMA wasn’t a sport. “Jay you sound crazy sayin’ that MMA isn’t a sport! Where are you from? Everybody loves UFC and they’re great athletes!” Listen up bruh! MMA is nothin’ more than a ghetto street fight. If you had grown up in the ghetto you would know that. That’s why when you show up to a MMA event or even go to the sports bar to watch it the audience is 99.999 percent white cats or the few brothers that grew up in the suburbs or rural America. It’s brand new to them.

Anybody that grew up in the hood from 1980 and back has seen MMA their entire lives. It’s a freakin’ street fight with essentially no rules. Cats are boxin’, and then elbowin’ a boy in the throat, body slammin’ a cat, kickin’ a boy in the package and twistin’ his arm until he says Uncle. That's like a boy shootin' hoop comin' down the floor with the rock and when the defense converges he picks the ball up and starts runnin' with it. Are we hoopin' or runnin' track? You can't be boxin' one minute and then kickin' a boy in the package the next. Are we boxin', doin' Karate or street fightin'?

So a freakin’ street fight is not a sport and boyz that grew up around that foolishness aren’t about to pay to see it. Sure, they’re great athletes because they train like crazy to do it. However, what they are doin’ is street fightin’ bruh! Not interested in goin’ down memory lane. I’ve seen boyz beaten like that in the restroom at school. Nothin’ knew or excitin' about it.

Boxin’ has rules and boyz wanna see a fight not a free-for-all! And last night Floyd put his skills on display and got his bread. You can’t hate on the fact that he didn’t knock ole boy out because it was never his intentions to. He stuck to the game plan and marched the freakin’ ball down the field and scored points! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Whip: noun – a luxury vehicle
2) Pimpin’: noun - the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.
3) Bouncin’: verb – to leave in hood terms playa
4) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.
5) Crib: noun – one’s home
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THE GREATEST (How Mayweather cracked the code but Tyson is the best fighter EVER)

Nobody better bruh!

Horace Mann once said, “Seek not greatness, but seek truth and you will find both.” William Shakespeare broke it down like this, “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.” Then George Bernard Shaw got all of the homies attention when he spit, “Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.”

Well playas…it looks like ole Floyd Mayweather is doin’ what must be done and it may not be happiness but its greatness! Ole boy has orchestrated the GREATEST fight of all-time in Vegas tonight. Why is it the greatest? Because it’s the single biggest revenue producin’ joint of all-time bruh! It’s the all-time event in the history of boxin’! Boyz can say what they want about Floyd Money but one thing they can’t say is that he didn’t crack the code.

Because he’s got the combination to the gym locker and he’s takin’ errrybody’s sneakers and jewelry boys keep askin’ the question as to who is the greatest fighter of all-time? So duns have been arguin’ for the past week and everybody and their momma’s momma has an opinion.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Mike Tyson was the GREATEST fighter of all-time bruh! Stop even debatin’ this foolishness! Mike was destroyin’ boyz every time he walked into the freakin’ ring! It ain’t even close!!! Boyz where afraid of Mike! Are you serious!

You couldn’t even take the chance of gettin’ the fight or better yet bein’ late to the fight because most of the time Mike would knock the dun out by the time you sat down! Don’t try to tell me that anybody else was even in the neighborhood of Mike Tyson.

I keep hearin’ duns hollerin’ Muhummad Ali was the greatest fighter ever! Ali was the greatest hero of the people, especially black people playa, durin’ his reign as the champ! White folks hated Ali until he could no longer speak publicly. He wasn’t revered as the greatest until after his career and boyz started to wise up on what Ali stood for politically. He was the brother that made black folks feel empowered to stand up for what they believed in durin’ the Civil Rights Movement and beyond.

When he told a boy that he would rather give up his championship belt than to be drafted into the Vietnam War he became a hero to the cats that opposed the war. So Ali was the greatest in that respect but he wasn't destroyin’ boyz like Tyson was in the ring.

On some real talk, Ali was strugglin’ with cats and goin’ the distance more than you realize. Mike rarely went the distance with a boy. It wasn’t until he started to fall off did he go beyond 5 or 6 rounds. If we’re talkin’ about straight up boxin’ then there wasn’t anybody better than Tyson!

You can bring up any cat you want and nobody was more intimidating to other great fighters walkin’ into the ring than Mike! Stop it you sound crazy!

I’ve even heard duns bring up Jack Johnson this week! First of all playboy, you didn’t even see Jack Johnson!!! That dun was the heavyweight champ from 1908-1915!! There is rarely any footage of him! Stop with this foolishness! Anybody that brings up Jack Johnson is merely tryin’ to prove to a boy that he’s knows the history of boxin’! You may as well throw Sugar Ray Robinson, Jack Dempsey, and Joe Louis on the freakin’ table. Now I may not have seen all of those duns fight but I know that they weren't knockin' everybody out that stepped in the ring with them. I do know that bruh! So in my Victor Sweet voice, “Go sit at the little kid’s table!” And stop with that foolishness!!

"Yeah I see what you sayin' bruh!

It’s like duns that are younger than 35 tryin’ to compare Jordan vs. LeBron! In order to compare the two you’ve got to be old enough to have seen both of them come into the league and develop into great players. If you’re freakin’ 35 you were 4 when Jordan was drafted by the Bulls! So you didn’t see Jordan when he couldn’t shoot or go to his left. You didn’t see the Piston’s take complete advantage of his deficiencies year after year. By the time you were old enough to understand what you were watchin’ he was winnin’ championships! Stop it with this foolishness!!

If there is any tape of Jack Johnson it’s grainy and only his best fights are on it! They call those highlights bruh! Just like what you’ve always seen of Jordan if you’re too young to know what really went down from 1984-1989 durin’ his career. You’re watchin’ highlights! Highlights are the best plays of his career. Therefore, you didn’t get a true sense of what was really goin’ on unless you actually saw it. So if you weren’t a grown “A” man in 1908 you didn’t see Jack Johnson fight!!!

Floyd Mayweather is the greatest businessman to EVER fight and probably the greatest tactician to put on a pair of gloves but the GREATEST fighter EVER is Mike Tyson! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb – to say something of importance
2) Errrybody: pronoun – Midwest, Southwest and deep south hood for the word everybody.
3) Victor Sweet: noun – the drug dealer character in the movie “Four Brothers” starrin’ Mark Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson and Andre’3000. Victor Sweet was played by Chiwetel Ejiofor of “Twelve Years a Slave” fame.
4) Dun: noun – the person or persons in question, dude, guy, girl, etc.
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Eatin' & Fartin' (Why Floyd Mayweather is gettin' paid and these fake media-types are starvin')

"Yeah I know these boyz hate me but what you want me to do?"

Buddha once said, “Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.” Theodore Roosevelt gave it to us like this, “Probably the greatest harm done by vast wealth is the harm that we of moderate means do ourselves when we let the vices of envy and hatred enter deep into our own natures.” Marilyn Monroe spit some serious fire when she said, “Success makes so many people hate you. I wish it wasn’t that way. It would be wonderful to enjoy success without seeing envy in the eyes of those around you.”

Well playas…it’s crazy to me how so many of these fake media-types have all of a sudden decided that they hate Floyd Mayweather this week and not over the past 14 years. The best pound for pound fighter in the world is gettin’ it in this weekend in Vegas and it seems that every sports writer workin’ is now all of a sudden concerned about his arrest record.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Everybody and their baby momma’s momma are standin’ up on the roof top screamin’ and askin’ the stupid question, “Does Floyd Mayweather deserve our dollars? Should he be allowed to fight because of all of his domestic violence arrests in his past?” And the answer is a resoundin’ YES bruh!!! I’m payin’ to see a fight and he’s the best FIGHTER in the world! He hasn’t legally been banned from boxing and he’s fightin’ on Saturday night! So yes!! He's gettin' my bread!

What I wanna know from all of these geniuses that are climbin’ out of their holes is where you have been for 14 years! Floyd’s first arrest on a domestic violence charge was in 2001 playa. He’s had more than 21 fights since then. If you were so concerned about his behavior why has it taken you 14 years and 21 fights later to open your freakin’ mouth? I’ll tell you why pimpin’, because you don’t care about this foolishness! You just needed somethin’ to write about and you saw some other clown writin’ it so you decided to bite because you weren’t creative enough to have your own perspective. Boy I’ll tell you, jealousy and envy is a beast!

This is what’s crazy to me bruh, Floyd has been trained since he was like 8 years old to do nothin’ but fight. That’s all he knows playa. He makes a livin’ fightin’ people. Bein’ aggressive is unfortunately an asset to him. So why are people upset that in real life this fool is aggressive and fights people when he gets upset? Fightin’ in natural for duns like him. This cat makes more than a $100 million dollars a year fightin’ people and you’re blown away that he can’t turn it off when he’s at home? Unfortunately, he’s a FIGHTER!!!

It’s like trainin’ a Pit Bull to fight since he was a puppy and then gettin’ upset with it when somebody steps on his tail and he mauls a boy. It’s a freakin’ machine trained to destroy. Unfortunately, that’s what Floyd is and if the police hasn’t locked him up for bein’ a fool and he’s gonna fight in Vegas on Saturday then I’m watchin’!

Where else am I gonna see the best fighter in the world fight? You sound ignorant tellin’ folks to boycott the fight. If he’s been arrested and been to jail for domestic violence and the legal system has no problem with him workin’ this weekend then you sound stupid tellin’ boyz not to watch it.

Just go ahead and say that I don’t like Floyd because he’s makin’ too much bread. Just say I don’t like the fact that a dun that can’t even read can make more than a $100 million in one night and I’m pissed off about it. Go ahead and say that I’ve done all of the right things, been to school, graduated from college, gone to work every day and this stinkin’ newspaper is only payin’ me $45K for the year and this dun is gonna make $100 million this weekend. Say it bruh!! Don’t hide behind the domestic violence charges. Keep it 100!!!

There were a number of clowns in the media that were upset that Stephen A. Smith just recently spent 7 hours with ole boy hangin’ out in Vegas at his crib and didn’t ask him about the domestic violence foolishness. That’s why he was able to spend 7 hours with him you idiot! I don’t know what they’re teachin’ in these schools of journalism bruh but whoever is writin’ the freakin’ curriculum needs to be fired.

I’ve been in sales for more than 25 years and have been one of the best in the world I might add! Rule No.1 in askin’ questions. Never ask a question that has no answer to it. If you don’t ask the right questions, you don’t eat! It’s that serious out here playa. So why on earth would Stephen A. ask a boy about something that he’s not goin’ to answer?

Then I hear these clown media-types sayin’ that he should ask it anyway just to jam him up. “You’ve got to ask the hard questions even if he's not goin' to answer them!” Well you idiot, as soon as you ask that question he’s gonna send you out of the door and the interview is over. So what did your dumb butt really accomplish? And that’s the edited version!

So know you can go back to ESPN or wherever you work and tell your boss that you asked the question, got kicked out and didn’t accomplish a thing. Therefore, you didn’t eat! Now do we go to work to eat or do we go to work for the sake of goin’ to work? Because the idiot that asks dumb questions is goin’ to work to go to work. If you’ve accomplished NOTHING by sittin’ down talkin’ to a boy you’re the dun that came home empty handed after the hunt. Stephen A. is sittin’ at the table with his family eatin’ and fartin’ bruh!

Jealousy and envy will always keep you from accomplishin’ you’re goals. Stop worryin’ about what another dun is doin’ and get yours. Floyd is the best in the world at what he does. He’s made more bread than any other athlete in the world in 2015 and when you get an interview with him you're willin' to ask him a question that has no answer. Listen you me you idiot! When you ask a question that a person WILL NOT answer it essentially has no answer!

If you were more concerned about bein’ the best journalist in the world you would ask questions that would extend the interview not shut it down. When you shut it down you suddenly stop eatin’! 

It's like a boy takin' you buffalo huntin'. You're so excited to just shoot the freakin' gun that you simply run out into the middle of the field and start shootin'. Now all of the buffalo have run off and nobody eats. Who’s the idiot, you or Floyd? Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1) Spit fire: verb – to say something of importance
2) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get me point across to.
3) Bite: verb – to take someone else’s idea and run with it.
4) Keep it 100: noun – to tell the truth, all of it. All 100 percent of it.
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Flood Gates (How Floyd just dove into the streets with a street cat)

"It just got real homie!"

Marcus Tullius Cicero, the ancient Roman philosopher, once said, “The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.” Benjamin Franklin gave it to us like this, “We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.” Then Bertrand Russell, the 19^th and 20^th century British philosopher, shut the building down with, “The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”

Well on Friday night Floyd “Money” Mayweather got so cocksure in the process of promotin’ his upcomin’ fight in September that he forgot he was livin’ in the real world. That’s called straight up stupidity playboy! Ole boy called T.I. a lady dog and then told the crowd at the press conference that he physically excited his wife while horizontally speakin' to her. And that’s the edited version!

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichevercomes 1^st! Boyz at boxin’ press conferences might say anything to the opponent just to sell tickets and pay-per-view. So I get it! They talk crazy to each other then get up, growl at one another for the cameras, boyz watchin’ get gassed up and then it’s over ‘til fight night.

Well playboy…here’s the problem! T.I. ain’t no boxer and he ain’t tryin’ to sell no pay-per-view. He’s a street hustler turned rapper. That may not mean anything to the average Joe out here from the suburbs or rural America that’s hollerin’, “Money is my dude cuz he got mad swag and crazy bread.”

Let me put it where the goats can get it pimpin’. T.I. is from the streets and he still operates like a street ninja. And that’s the edited version! Don’t get it twisted because you see him on TV doin’ the reality show thing with his wife and suburban kids. Understand this playa, his kids are from the suburbs he’s not.

In the streets some cats don’t care anything about goin’ to jail. He’s already proven to you clowns that he’s nuts. He’s already been to the pen on several occasions for less. Oh…so you forgot that this dun got arrested and did Federal time for havin' an arsenal of weapons in his trunk before the BET Awards a few years ago? Then as soon as he got out he went right back on some foolishness like smokin’ weed in the ride.

So if that dun is willin’ to ride around with weapons in the ride for less, you already know he’s crazy enough to load up when a boy tells the world that he doin’ his wife. True or not!

Hey bruh T.I. is rich and famous but not ALL of his homies are. Where I’m from boyz can get a crack head to do damage for a single rock. You can find boyz willin’ to bury duns for a fifth of Jack Daniels and a sandwich just for steppin’ on your shoes and you wanna hit a boy off with somethin’ like that?

Maybe Floyd grew up in the suburbs of Grand Rapids or somethin’ because if he grew up like I grew up he wouldn’t have made that type of mistake. Or maybe he’s been rich too long and forgot the street code of conduct. I’m just sayin’! Not only is his beef with T.I. but it’s with all of his homies now. The sad part about it is that it’s not gonna end well.

See there are rules inside of the ring playa. There are things that are permissible and things that aren’t. Well my brotha, there are no rules out here in these streets and he just stepped into a war zone with a water pistol that weighs 145lbs. He thinks that because he’s knockin’ lightweight cats out in the ring that that’s real world. First of all patna, there are very few grown "A" men out here that weigh 145lbs.! So don’t think that what you can do in the ring will work out here in these streets.

A normal cat that weighs 200 plus will just grab that little dun up even if he’s throwin’ punches. But the problem out here is this baby boy, nobody is boxin’ anymore. Floyd got caught up in the hype and forgot how real it really is out here. There’s an old ghetto colloquialism that says, “Once you shoot the gun you can’t get the bullets back playa.” So even if he wanted to apologize he couldn’t at this point. The flood gates are open and somebody could easily drown out here playin' in the water. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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