D Wade's family is dealin' with this hood foolishness too! "Fightin' Mad"

"This makes no sense bruh!" 

Robert Kennedy once said, “What has violence ever accomplish? What has it ever created? No martyr’s cause has ever been stilled by an assassin’s bullet. No wrongs have ever been righted by riots and civil disorders. A sniper is only a coward, not a hero; and an uncontrolled or uncontrollable mob is only the voice of madness, not the voice of the people.” Nelson Mandela gave it to us like this, “People respond in accordance to how you relate to them. If you approach them on the basis of violence, that’s how they’ll react. But if you say, ‘We want peace, do a lot of things that will contribute towards the progress of our society.” Martin Luther King Jr. once said, “Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirit. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him.” 

Well playas…these dun out here in these streets are out of control and Chi-town is leadin’ the way. Chicago is so out of control that ESPN’s The Undefeated held a panel discussion on violence this week at the South Side YMCA. Not twenty four hours after Dwyane Wade, who is a Chicago native now playin’ for the Bulls, spoke on the panel. His cousin Nykea Aldridge, 32, was shot in the head and killed while simply walkin’ down the street Friday 3:30pm.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This woman was shot in broad daylight bruh mindin’ her own business!! What’s up with these cats out here? Ole girl had just moved into the neighborhood and was simply goin’ to register her kids for school. I’m highlightin’ this homicide because D. Wade was just on TV talkin’ about the gun violence in the Chi but folks are dyin’ daily out there and it’s got to stop. 

More than 2,600 people have been shot in Chicago so far this year and as of last Wednesday they’ve killed 463 people bruh!!! This has to stop. Our neighborhoods have turned into war zones and our children are at the largest risk than ever before. And what blows my mind is the dun standin’ on the outside lookin’ in screamin’ that black folks aren't outraged by this violence. 

Where are these fools from? I grew up in the middle of the ghetto and black folks have always been mad about these senseless killings. They don't march and protest at the same level durin' those circumstances because there isn't anyone to protest against? The dun killin' folks in the ghetto doesn't work for a local, state or federal agency that is held to a standard of excellence. They weren't sworn in to protect and serve!! The dun sellin' drugs in the hood doesn't work for the Drug Dealers Association of America funded by local and state tax dollars. The police are the only one's that took an oath to protect and serve. So the fool runnin’ down the street shootin’ at boyz makes us all furious but what can we do? 

EVERYBODY in the hood knows that Lil' Shotgun and Man-Man is sellin' all the drugs and killin' everybody. But if you live in that neighborhood or your mother still lives there you can't march and protest against them!! Why? Because you and/or yo momma will come up missin'! And anybody else that talks to the police! But if you've never been to the ghetto you wouldn't know that. EVERYBODY in the hood is sick and tired of the violence but they can't do a darn thing about it if they want to keep breathing because they don't have the money to move. Is that real enough for you playboy? 

And for all of the fools that want to show people that they're smart by throwin' numbers up that somebody else gave them. They'll tell you that 93 percent of all black homicides are committed by other blacks. But what they don't tell you is that 85 percent of all white homicides were committed by other whites. Why? Because people tend to get into arguments and fights with people that look like them because ethnicities typically run together. If the Italian cat gets into a fight at the bar with someone, the person he more likely than not is fightin' and beefin' with looks like him. Why? Because it's the Italian bar that all of the Italians in the neighborhood frequent. No different than the black cat beefin' with the dude down the street in the all black neighborhood that they both live in. 

It's ridiculous that a woman can get gunned down walkin’ her baby up the street. It doesn't matter that her cousin was D Wade. The streets don't ever care and nor do the bullets. We’re mad alright bruh! Fightin’ mad!! But the cat that killed her isn’t bein’ paid with tax dollars. So how do we protest without becomin’ victims ourselves? Stop me when I start lyin’! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

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Why Melo's a 1st ballot Hall of Famer with or without thehaters'! "Coaches and Playas"

"This is as big as it's gonna get playboy!"

Arthur Conan Doyle, the British writer and physician, once said, "Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." Marcus Aurelius, the ancient Roman Emperor, gave it to us like this, "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." Then Buddha broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth." 

Well playas...the truth is, Carmelo Anthony is the freakin' man when it comes to the history of USA Basketball! Believe or not this dun has become the All-Time leadin' scorer and rebounder. And did I mention that he's the only cat to have won 3 Olympic Gold Medals shootin' hoop for the US? Well I just did playboy. However, all of these fake media-types have been on the radio and TV clownin' him for gettin' emotional when he told boyz that he was done with the Olympics! They had the nerve to be dismissive of this accomplishment because he hasn't won an NBA championship. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! STOP HATIN' BRUH!! Everybody isn't goin' to win a championship!!! You've got to be on the right TEAM to win an NBA title! That means you've got to have role players a decent coach and a whole lot of luck. Boyz wanna act like every great player is supposed to win a title. Unless a boy is on the right team he's not winnin', in my Bernie Mac voice, "Notin'! Notin'!" I don't care how good he is. 

The great Michael Jeffery Jordan didn't win anything until the Bulls got him some help and a coach bruh! He was a MONSTER early in his career but he couldn't win because he had no help!! Duns like Charles Barkley, Elgin Baylor, Karl Malone, Pat Ewing and John Stockton were ALL beasts but they didn't play on the right TEAMS or the right organizations! I wrote a crazy Hot Joint entitled "The Firm" that simply broke down why players don't win championships, organizations do.  

Carmelo plays for the darn Knicks bruh! He's not winnin' a title but he's still a Hall of Famer! Why? Because he's one of the greatest basketball players to EVER play the game. Yeah, I know that he doesn't play an ounce of defense but he's a beast shootin' the rock. Think about all of the duns that have played this game. Melo has contributed to the legacy of this game like crazy. He's won 3 Gold Medals and he's the All-Time leader in both scorin' and reboundin'! That's contributes to the legacy of American basketball whether you think it's a big deal or not. He's also a 9 time All-Star! He's won a scorin' title and an NCAA championship as a freshman! 

Boyz are screamin' at me about Melo not even gettin' in and dun's like Cris Mullin, Mitch Richmond, Ralph Sampson, Bill Bradley and Adrian Dantley are already in. Are you kidding me? You sound crazy!! 

What boyz fail to realize is that there is a difference between the football and basketball hall of fames. Football is called the Pro Football Hall of Fame. That means they look only at what a player did in the NFL! Basketball Hall of Fame is just basketball! It includes ALL basketball! College, Pro and Olympics! That's why Ralph Sampson is in the joint bruh! 

Carmelo is playin' basketball!!! And again, EVERYBODY isn't winnin' an NBA championship. This is as good as it's gonna get for Melo. So why wouldn't he relish in it? Some cats have gotten lucky with who they've been able to play for and with. 

Do you really think Kobe would have won 5 NBA titles playin' in Denver without Phil or Shaq or Lamar Odom or Pau Gasol? Do you really think Larry Bird, as good as he was, would have won 3 titles playin' in Milwaukee without Robert Parrish or Kevin McHale? Would Magic have been able to win 5 rings playin' in Sacramento without Kareem and James Worthy or bein' coached by Pat Riley? C'mon bruh! Some cats hit the lottery with coaches and role players. 

Do you really think that Mike would have won 6 titles without Scottie or Phil or Rodman and playin' in Washington? We already saw what he was able to do without them. What if MJ had been stuck with Doug Collins as his coach for his entire career? Jordan never made it out of the first round of the playoffs until Pippen came to town and ne ver made it to the Finals until Phil got in the car. 

So I say, back up off of Melo and let him have his day. He's goin' down in history and into the Hall of Fame as the most successful American basketball Olympian of all-time. You can hate on it but it's the truth and that puts him into the Hall of Fame as soon as he's eligible playboy. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

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How Big Momma went off on Draymond for sendin' his joint to a girlnamed Snapchat! "In Line"

"Dang! Grandma bout to go offfff!!!" 

Benjamin Franklin one said, "We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." Bertrand Russell, the British philosopher, gave it to us like this, "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." Then Gustave Flaubert, the French novelist, broke it down so that it would forever be broken when he spit, "To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost." 

Well playas...if those are the requirements for happiness then Draymond Green is as happy as a stripper in Vegas on NBA All-Star Weekend with Pacman Jones sittin' in the front row drunk because stupidity got on the bus first. On Sunday this dun accidentally posted a picture of his penis on Snapchat and the joint was up for about 10 minutes before he realized that he'd made a mistake. He was tryin' to send the joint to some one privately. Here's his explanation before USA Olympic Basketball practice at the Toyota Center on Sunday:  

"It was a situation where it was meant to be a private message. I kinda hit the wrong button and it sucks. It was meant to be private. We're all one click away from placing something in the wrong place, and I suffered from that this morning."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What's wrong with you bruh? Even if you hit the wrong button and sent the joint to Snapchat as opposed to a private text. Why are you sendin' a picture of your joint to somebody anyway? You're not some stupid kid in the 8th grade that doesn't realize the full ramifications of bein'...stupid!!! You're a grown tail man that knows better and that's the edited version. 

I've never understood why a dun feels the need to take a picture of his or her private parts to send to somebody, especially an adult. Just get into your car and go over to the their house and if you're Draymond just fly the broad in. Why do you need to send her the joint that she can't do anything with but embarrass yo butt with down the line. 

Let me put it where the goats could get it bruh. If she would have gotten it. She would've held on to it until you made her mad and then she would have posted it on online anyway. So I guess makin' the mistake of postin' it on Snapchat yourself, now, saved you the embarrassment of her postin' it this time next year.  

C'mon bruh...you just got arrested not even a month ago for actin' a fool up in East Lansing for slappin' some cat in the face. You spent the enitre playoffs kickin' boyz in the gonads and finally gettin' suspended durin' the Finals for that foolishness. Now you're on the Olympic Team still actin' a fool? At some point you've got to grow up and be a professional.  Not only are you embarrassin' yourself but you're embarrassin' the NBA, the Golden State Warriors and USA Basketball. And did I mention Big Momma? 

And you already know that she went off on that dun Sunday as soon as it hit the news. "Boy!! What is this they tellin' me about you sendin' yo penis to some girl named Snapchat? Then she put it in THE line so everybody could see it. Now how did you take it off to send it to her in the first place? Boy are you crazy? Don't make me come out there and embarrass you." And she's NOT playin'! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

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Obviously his Bug Momma didn't say what I quoted. It jokes bruh!  

How Steph Curry's arrogance flew under the radar this summer! "C'mon bruh!"

"How arrogant is this bruh?"

Friedrich Nietzsche, the German philosopher, once said, "The demand to be loved is the greatest of all arrogant presumptions." Taleb Kweli, the rapper, gave it to us like this, "You have to know when to be arrogant. You have to when to be humble. You have to know when to be hard and you have to know when to be soft." Then John Ensign, the former Nevada Congressman, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "Often times, the more power and prestige a person achieves, the more arrogant a person can become."

Well playas...with all of the foolishness goin' on this summer with the police shootings, shootings of police,  protests of and for the #BlackLivesMatter Movement, ISIS terror attacks and the ignorance that is the president campaigns. The arrogance of Steph Curry flew right under the radar on a boy. The more power and prestige this dun has gotten the more arrogant he's become and NOBODY'S said a mumblin' word about it!!!! This cat held a basketball camp in Hawaii at the BYU campus for 4 days and 3 nights! Havin' a basketball camp wasn't the issue of arrogance playboy. It was havin' the joint in Hawaii of all places and then chargin' boyz $2,250 to attend! And get this, there was no discount for siblings. So if you had two kids that wanted to go you better pony up $4,500. Wheredeydodatat? 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Off the rip bruh, who can afford to go to Hawaii? Then once a boy gets to Hawaii who's got another 2 stacks for basketball camp? Only the rich kids! Do you know how much it costs to go to HAWAII? I'm a grown man with a very good job and I've yet to plant my feet in Hawaii. I wish my kid would roll up on me and ask me to go to basketball camp in Hawaii even if it was free once he got there. 

Now unlike Steph, everybody's daddy didn't play in the NBA. So he's out of touch right off of the top and the duns around him are too. The kids that really want to see and learn from him can't afford to go on vacation let alone go to freakin' Hawaii.  

When you grow up in the hood goin' on vacation is goin' to Big Momma's house down south. You stayed all summer and then came back when school was about to start. That was vacation playboy. Hawaii???!!! 

Don't pull a Michael Jordan on us already bruh! Don't be that dude. Mike is always chargin' boyz an arm and a leg for camps too but he's freakin' JORDAN. Hangin' out with him is like a young singer goin' to the studio with Michael Jordan or Prince.

 Yeah, you're the man and you've won two straight MVP's but don't think you're gonna keep gettin' love from the G's in the barber shop and the single momma's in the hood pullin' stunts like havin' basketball camps in Hawaii. 

C'mon bruh! The rich kid in the suburb who's parents can afford to take them to Hawaii aren't typically the duns trippin' about playin' ball from a survival stand point. They're playin' for the sake of playin'. 

You've gotta understand this. MOST kids growin' up in the suburbs aren't as hungry as those growin' up in the ghetto. Playin' ball is the kid in the hood's way out. So it's a lot more important to him or her than the rich kid. The cat in the suburbs with the flat screen on the wall sleepin' in a full or queen size bed is playin' for the sake of playin'. I'm not tellin' you what I heard playboy I'm tellin' you what I know. My kids aren't as hungry as the kids I grew up with. So the duns at hoop camp in Hawaii aren't trippin' on the game of basketball because they're ALREADY comfortable. 

Now I get that Steph wants to get his bread but didn't Under Amour just unload the freakin' truck on him? Isn't he about to get stupid bread from Golden State next summer? How much bread does a boy need playa? 

But Steph, if you just have to have a freakin' camp in Hawaii make sure that you're havin' one in the ghetto too. Don't get so big that you skip over the duns that look like you. Most kids that look like you won't ever get to Hawaii and they sure as heck won't have an additional $2,250 hangin' out of their pockets for a stupid camp. 

Believe me bruh, once a boy can get to Hawaii on his own he doesn't need to learn anything from you because his daddy's got the skills to take care of him and point him in the right direction. So hoopin' really isn't that important. Trust me! At this point it's just something to do.

Do what you gotta do bruh! Just don't forget about the little homies that look like you. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

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Why D Rose must have gotten a serious contact from Wiz Khalifa! "Gone Bruh"

"HUH????" 

Conan O'Brien once said, "When all else fails there's always delusion." Carl Sagan, the astronomer, gave it to us like this, "For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." Then Richard Dawkins, the ethologist and author, broke it down like a playa at a pimp convention when he spit, "A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence." 

Well playas...Derrick Rose must be livin' in a delusional house on a delusional street on a delusional planet because that dun is believin' in Extra-Terrestrials, Umpa Lumpa's and Sheneneh Jenkins goin' to reform school. This cat recently did an interview with NBA.com and literally said out of his OWN mouth usin' his OWN tongue that boyz are puttin' the Knicks in the same "Super Team" class as the Golden State Warriors! 

Don't believe me bruh, read what this dun said, "With these teams right now, they're saying us and Golden State are the super teams, and they're trying not to build that many super teams, and [commissioner] Adam Silver came out with the statement and this and that." 

Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! D. Rose must have taken the bus to New York City and they had that dun sittin' too close to the exhaust pipe or sittin' with Snoop, Wiz Khalifa and Pookie from New Jack City. Super Team???!!! He must have woken up thinkin' that it was 2010 or something. The Knicks roster would be a monster if it was 5 or 6 years ago bruh! And they still wouldn't be in the same class as Golden State!! 

The Warriors won 73 games last year and went to the NBA Finals! They won the Ship the year before!!! What is this dun talkin' about? He's sounds like he's butt naked and foamin' at the mouth standin' out on Fifth Avenue tryin' to catch a cab!!! Not only did Golden State do all of that but they've just signed Kevin Durant who's arguably one of there top 3 or 4 players in the world!!! RIGHT NOW!! 

Rose is so high that he thinks that Magic City is a party supply store! All that dun did was look at the roster and saw the names. Melo, D. Rose, Joakim Noah, Kristaps Porzingis etc. But it's 2016 bruh!! Ain't but one of those cats still young and viable. You've got to call Marty McFly and get into a time machine to get the other three cats ready to hoop. And Melo, excuse my grammar,  "Still AIN'T gone to play NO defense! "

Tape D. Rose's mouth shut before he starts sellin' tickets to the Finals next year because he's lost his freakin' mind. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

4) Sheneneh Jenkins: noun - character from the sitcom Martin that was the ghetto fabulous neighbor. 

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And NO Derrick Rose isn't not high literally bruh! 

Why the NBA and WNBA just PROVED that All Lives DON'T Matter! "Three Fifths"

"We're outta here bruh!" 

Martin Luther King Jr. once said, "Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." Winston Churchill broke it down like this, "The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is." Then Confucius put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance." 

Well playas...what if a boy doesn't know the extent of his own ignorance? The duns passin' ignorant laws in the state of North Carolina has cost them millions of dollars bruh! The NBA announced on Thursday that it would be pullin' the 2017 NBA All-Star Game out of Charlotte because of the dull House Bill 2, which limits anti-discrimination protections for gay lesbian, bisexual and transgender people in the state. DULL!!! For all of you simple minded individuals, that means that the law allows boyz to be free to discriminate against cats in the LBGT community which it IGNORANT.

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This mornin' boyz are applaudin' the NBA for pullin' out and I'm askin' a boy "What took you so long?" North Carolina passed the dull law back in March and it's darn near August bruh! Accordin' to the league they've been tryin' to have constructive dialogue with the state to effect positive change. Naw playa, the positive change comes when you tell a boy to kick rocks for bein' stupid and it shouldn't have taken darn near five months. When Indiana (Governor Pence) tried to pull that foolishness last year the NCAA didn't waste any time tellin' a boy that if you don't change the law we're not showin' up for the Final Four and that joint disappeared.  

I'm pissed that the NBA drug it's feet this long. But what I'm more upset about is the fact that they can pull the All-Star game out of Charlotte because they're hollerin' about makin' positive change. However, the WNBA, which is run by the NBA, don't get it twisted, is fining boyz for supportin' the struggle of "Black Lives Matter" by wearin' all black warm up tops. Now I blasted the WNBA on Thursday in the Hot Joint entited "Blacked Out" for bein' hypocritical. They want the players to be involved in the community, to connect with the community as long as it doesn't connect with the struggle of black people. I'm talkin' but y'all ain't listenin' bruh! 

Understand this playboy, there is a soft spot for our LBGT community and there should be. Why? Because EVERYBODY can identify with bein' related to or knowin' someone that is gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender. So it's easy to have empathy for that community because EVERYBODY connects with it through some type of relationship. However, not EVERYBODY has relationships with people in the black community, especially duns in positions of power. Most folks can go their ENTIRE lives and not have meaningful relationships with black folks. Therefore, when stuff comes across the desks of those makin' decisions as it pertains to the lives of black people it gets shot down. 

No way should the WNBA, in good conscience, be able to fine teams and players for supportin' the struggle of black folks on one day and then not even 48 hours later move the NBA All-Star Game out of Charlotte in support of the LGBT community when more than 70 percent of it's players are black. Wheredeydodatat? 

You can support one cause but completely diss the other.?That's a slap in the face to all of the black players and fans of the game! If in fact "All Lives Matter" then why are you finin' the WNBA players for supportin' part of the "All Lives Matter?" While we're on this foolishness let me ask all of the people hollerin' "All Lives Matter" where was "All Lives Matter" from 1619 to 2016?  Just in case you didn't know, 1619 was the year when the first slave ship docked and boyz were sold in this country in Jamestown, Virginia! 

Where was All Lives Matter in 1776 when the nation was celebratin' it's independence from the British and black folks where still bein' bought and sold like cattle. Where was "All Lives Matter" when we were considered to be three fifths of a man when the constitution was bein' drawn up?

And for all the folks that get offended by the term "Black Lives Matter" let me take you to school real quick. Just because the campaign says "Black Lives Matter" doesn't mean that ALL other lives don't matter! It's an emphasis on the reality of "some" police in this country killin' black folks as if those lives don't matter to "those" officers. When you act like they "don't" matter there has to be an emphasis put on where the problem is bruh. When year after year, month after month and day after day we see black men and women bein' killed by the police in situations that shouldn't end in death it's a problem. So to reinforce that "Black Lives Matter" is important. We've gotta love each other! 

When we celebrate Breast Cancer Awareness Month and everybody puts on their pink in October we aren't sayin' that ALL of the other cancers aren't important! When November roles around and it's Diabetes Awareness month we aren't sayin' that ALL other chronic diseases aren't important. When duns put together a Gay Pride Parade they aren't sayin' that heterosexuals aren't important. They're only emphasizin' the importance of those movements because they can simply identify with them. 

However, when duns say, "All Lives Matter" and then pull the stunts that the NBA and WNBA just pulled you're really tellin' boyz once again that "All Lives Don't Matter" just those that they deem important. Once boyz stop talkin' out of the side of their necks we can move forward in the country. 

And for all of my Michael Jordan fans, where is the MOST POWERFUL black man influentially on the face of the earth? Somewhere with his head stuck in the sand tryin' not to give his opinion! His franchise loses the All-Star Game and you and I both know that he had the juice and influence to at least try to stop this foolishness from gettin' away.  And before you clowns run off and say that I'm blamin' MJ for the loss. Naw playa, I'm blamin' MJ for bein' who he is. A dun that NEVER opens his mouth about anything unless it benefits he and his brand. And yes, he gave his opinion back in April but nobody heard him. And why is it that the MOST POWERFUL black man on the face of the planet spoke out and nobody heard him. I'm listenin'! But we'll know when the new Jordan's comin' out though! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 
4) I'm listenin': verb phrase - tell me what I already know bruh!

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How Draymond slapped the dun that NOBODY wanted around! "Solo"

"Who?" 

John Wooden once said, "Be true to yourself, help others, make each day your masterpiece, make friendship a fine art, drink deeply from good books - especially the Bible, build a shelter against a rainy day, give thanks for your blessings and pray for guidance every day." Buddha gave it to us like this, "The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows." Then William Shakespeare put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "This above all; to thine own self be true." 

Well playas...one thing is for certain and two is for sure is that Draymond Green already knows that he can be an anus. And that's the edited version! He's as true to his own self as you can get. However, I'm cool with him bein' an anus because you've got to have a dun on the team with that type of edge to win at the level he's winnin'! Golden State doesn't become Golden State without Draymond bruh! So on Monday at practice with Team USA  in Las Vegas when he told these fake media-types, "Being me has gotten me this far"  literally made sense to me. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Bein' him literally cost the Warriors a championship because the dun got suspended "bein' him" when they were up 3-1 with a boy on the ropes. Now for all of the conspiracy theorists out there that wanna holler that the Finals were rigged. It's funny that I didn't hear from them when they were down 3-1 to OKC in the Western Conference Finals when the dun kicked Steven Adams in the joint and the league did him a solid by NOT suspendin' him. I'm just sayin'! However, I still respect his game because he plays with an edge and it's no act. 

So what I wanna know is why would a boy step to him crazy in East Lansing more than two weeks ago knowin' that he's "Day Day from around the way" and Michigan State is his stompin' ground?  Now for all of you cats that have been hidin' under a rock for the past several weeks. Ole boy got arrested after slappin' the dog snot out of a Michigan State football player at a bar. What boyz didn't tell you was the truth. All we've heard was the story that ole dull TMZ told us and what the police report told us. None of that makes sense! 

These duns said that Draymond bumped into a boy the night before and then his entourage choked out this cat AND his girl! Then the next night the same dun that got choked out approached Draymond again to say "Man that wasn't cool what you did last night" and Draymond hauled off and slapped him.

Now if you're from anybody's Hood, USA none of that makes an ounce of sense. First of all, a boy is not gettin' choked out for just bumpin' into a cat. Let's be clear on that playa. It doesn't go down like that. Ole boy and his girl had to have come WAAAAAY side ways at ole boy for it to get ignorant to the point of gettin' choked!! Stop it bruh! Tell the whole story! I'm from the ghetto! It doesn't go down like that. 

Then the followin' night this dun tells the police that he walked up on Draymond to tell him that what he did wasn't cool and Dae Dae just hauled off and slapped him! Bruh...where you from? First of all, a grown "A" man isn't gonna walk up on a cat that just choked him and his girl out and say no dumb stuff like that! And that's the REAL edited version! Not a black man anyway! Not a black football player at all!! C'mon bruh!! And football players on college campuses don't roll solo! I was a football player and boyz ALWAYS roll deep! Even if you're with your girl there are still ball playas in the buildin' that would have got with Draymond and his crew for gettin' at one of theirs. Stop it!  It would have been a freakin' riot up in that spot with football players everywhere movin' furniture around to get to Draymond but it didn't go down like that. Why?  

So the fact that he was by himself the first night when he got choked out and nobody rolled up on Draymond and his crew tells you that he was on something else because even the football team ain't messin' with him. Then on the second night when he gets slapped and he was alone further tells you that he was the outkast cat that nobody likes or fools with. There is NO way that a teammate gets jumped and NOBODY shows up the next night to get down. Stop it! 

Lastly, not two days after the incident the school announces that ole boy will be transferring out of Michigan State! What does that mean? It's means that he was the buster that NOBODY wants to fool with even the darn coaches! 

Dantonio tried to cover for him by sayin' that they released him from his scholarship because he was unhappy with his playin' time comin' out of the spring. Well pimpin', spring ball ended in darn April! If a boy was tryin' to transfer he would have been gone when the semester ended in April or May. He wouldn't still be in East Lansing agitatin' Draymond Green at a freakin' bar in July! So he had no plans to leave until he got his butt whooped by somebody that EVERYBODY in East Lansing respects. So he knew that he was no longer welcomed so he dipped. 

So was Draymond really bein' an idiot or did some idiot that nobody even likes come sideways at him tryin' to get paid and get slapped? The truth is always in the details bruh! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

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Why boyz need to LITERALLY stop talkin' to Charles Barkley! "WHAT!!!??"

"Ask me something else dawg?"

William Hazlitt , the 19th century English writer, once said, "A hypocrite despises those whom he deceives, but has no respect for himself. He would make a dupe of himself too, if he could." Charles Spurgeon, the 19th century British preacher, gave it to us like this, "Sincerity makes the very least person to be of more value than the most talented hypocrite." Then Tennessee Williams, the famous playwright, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!" 

Well playas...the only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's a hypocrite that's a Hall of Famer that's an NBA analyst with an audience. Will somebody PLEASE tell me when these boyz are goin' to figure out that Charles Barkley is a stark ravin' maniac that talks to simply hear himself talk and has been doin' it since the day he walked in the NBA! It all started when that dun said, "I'm not a role model! Your parents should be your role models!" Remember that foolishness and it's gone down hill ever since. Why was that foolishness bruh? Because you can't pick your parents and not everybody's parents have good sense and not everybody has parents! So however was the fool producin' that commercial should have gotten slapped too. 

Anyway this clown had the audacity to say out loud with his own mouth that he didn't like KD jumpin' in the ride with Golden State to try to win a title! But he goes on to say that he doesn't feel like a bum because he, himself, didn't cheat his way to one durin' his career!! WHAT!!!???

He goes on to say, "We develop this thing where you keep telling these guys, 'Hey man, if you don't win a championship you're a bum.' I don't feel like a bum," he said. "I'm pretty sure Patrick Ewing, Karl Malone and John Stockton -- we think we're pretty damn good. We could have played with some of those other guys and kind of cheated our way to a championship. But there is this thing that started with this new generation where these guys feel so much pressure. Everybody wants to win."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This dun sounds like he's butt naked and foamin' at the mouth bruh and everybody standin' around him is enablin' this foolishness! He's constantly talkin' crazy and nobody calls him out!!! Charles Barkley is the last dun that should be talkin' about KD tryin' to cheat to win a ring when he ran out to Phoenix tryin' to win a boy and when it didn't work out there he dipped down to Houston in '96 to play with Hakeem and Clyde!  They got knocked out in the Western Conference Finals that year and that was the end of it!!! Stop it! You sound crazy! And everybody sittin' next to this fool is actin' like they didn't see him do it!

Here's what the dun said before he went down there, "The best thing about it would be getting the chance to play with Hakeem Olajuwon and Clyde Drexler. We would be very formidable." He didn't get to cheat because they got knocked off! He attempted the burglary but his gun jammed! He attempted to carjack a boy but he wouldn't stop! He tried to steal the ole lady's purse but she fought back. Stop it bruh, we all saw you get out there and try to ride your boy'z coat tails but you kept fallin' off! Just like Steve Nash, Karl Malone and The Glove did in LA! The Glove was so determined to win a ring that he ran down to Miami and talked a boy into lettin' him ride in the hatch back to get him one.

I guess a dun like David West will be on TV workin' as an analyst in 20 years lyin' to boyz about how he never ran around beggin' boyz to let him ride their Huffy's! He'll be tellin' the TV audience that these young boyz now days have no heart and that they don't wanna work hard to win a championship after he put $12.5 million in GUARANTEED bread back on the table with the Pacers to go to San Antonio this past season for $1.5 million and now he's on his way to Golden State to try his luck again!! If that doesn't work out he can always sign with Geno Auriemma and the Lady UConn Huskies hoop team where he's guaranteed to win one there!

But whatever you do playboy! Stop listenin' to Charles Barkley! He's outta his freakin' mind! He's the same dun that told ESPN's The Undefeated in their debut article that racsim didn't effect him growin' up in segregated Leeds, Alabama in the freakin' early 1960's. A place where the black folks lived on one side of the tracks and white folks lived on the other side. Where his granny had to literally walk him to school with her pistol so that nobody bothered him. This is what the dun said in the interview  bruh but racism had no effect on him!

See if these fake media-types would stop callin' him he won't have anybody to lie to or talk crazy to. So stop it bruh and stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

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Why Golden State is NO different than Boston and LA back in the day! "Stacked"

"You can't hate on Golden State bruh!" 

Martin Luther King Jr. once said, "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character." Malcolm X knocked over a boyz dominoes when he said, "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." Then Abraham Lincoln broke it down like a gangsta at a hustlas convention when he spit, "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal." 

Well playas...that speech was NEVER intended to include the NBA because all teams HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER be created equal. Ever since KD announced that he would be joinin' the Golden State Warriors on Monday boyz have been singin' the blues about it bein' unfair that they're stacked. I've heard everything from "this is completely unfair" to callin' them the "Evil Empire." 

But let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! What Golden State was able to do is what boyz have been doin' since the beginnin' of time! Stop actin' brand new! The NBA has NEVER been fair or had parity! Y'all actin' like you've been asleep for the past 50 something years. The Lakers and the Celtics own 50 percent of all of the NBA titles bruh! Boston has 17 and LA has 16 and they didn't win those joints by accident! 

Think about it! Bill Russell and Co. won 11 championships!! Why? Because they had the BEST team with all of the talent for years. That wasn't done by mistake and it doesn't matter whether the players were in cahoots or the front office orchestrated it, it was done. Think about all of the great players that have played in Boston over the years and you're tryin' to tell me that there was parity in the league? 

They've have duns like, Bill Russell, Tom Heinsohn, Sam Jones, Satch Sanders, Bob Cousy, Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, Robert Parrish, Dennis Johnson, John Havilicek, Danny Ainge, K.C. Jones, Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, etc. etc. etc.!! And many of those cats played on the SAME teams!! And don't even get me started on the darn Lakers!!! And that's the edited version. Think about all of the cats that have played for them!!! George Miken, Wilt Champerlain, Elgin Baylor, Magic, James Worthy, Kareem, Jerry West who is the darn NBA logo, Shaq, Kobe, Steve Nash, Karl Malone, Gary Payton and so on and so forth bruh! 

So don't tell me a thing about the "Evil Empire" and stackin' teams. Boston and LA have been doin' it for years. Now it's time for somebody else to do it and it doesn't matter whether the front office orchestrated the moves or the players. And to be quite honest with you I love the fact that the players are takin' control of their futures and doin' it now. Everybody was cool with the owners and GM's tellin' boyz where to play because that's a slaves mentality but now that the players understand the power that they actually have these fake media-types and the dull fans wanna trip. 

You wanna look me in my eye and tell me that there was parity in the league 30 years ago when I saw with my own eyes Magic take the Lakers to 9 Finals in 12 years! You wanna tell me that the East was stronger 30 years ago and that LeBron is takin' advantage of a weaker East now when the only two teams in the East were Boston and Detroit until they got old. I saw the 1985-86 Bulls make the playoffs with a record of 30-52!! And you're tellin' me that the East was strong back then! Shoot yourself fool! It wasn't until Boston and Detroit got old that the Bulls were able to get over the hump and then they were the only team in the East. Stop with this foolishness! 

So just sit in the cut and watch the new takeover by the duns that were smart enough to out think the system. If Golden State should happen to win multiple titles because they've got ALL of the talent then it'll be no different than LA and Boston back in their heyday. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

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