Why boyz need to LITERALLY stop talkin' to Charles Barkley! "WHAT!!!??"

"Ask me something else dawg?"

William Hazlitt , the 19th century English writer, once said, "A hypocrite despises those whom he deceives, but has no respect for himself. He would make a dupe of himself too, if he could." Charles Spurgeon, the 19th century British preacher, gave it to us like this, "Sincerity makes the very least person to be of more value than the most talented hypocrite." Then Tennessee Williams, the famous playwright, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "The only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's also a hypocrite!" 

Well playas...the only thing worse than a liar is a liar that's a hypocrite that's a Hall of Famer that's an NBA analyst with an audience. Will somebody PLEASE tell me when these boyz are goin' to figure out that Charles Barkley is a stark ravin' maniac that talks to simply hear himself talk and has been doin' it since the day he walked in the NBA! It all started when that dun said, "I'm not a role model! Your parents should be your role models!" Remember that foolishness and it's gone down hill ever since. Why was that foolishness bruh? Because you can't pick your parents and not everybody's parents have good sense and not everybody has parents! So however was the fool producin' that commercial should have gotten slapped too. 

Anyway this clown had the audacity to say out loud with his own mouth that he didn't like KD jumpin' in the ride with Golden State to try to win a title! But he goes on to say that he doesn't feel like a bum because he, himself, didn't cheat his way to one durin' his career!! WHAT!!!???

He goes on to say, "We develop this thing where you keep telling these guys, 'Hey man, if you don't win a championship you're a bum.' I don't feel like a bum," he said. "I'm pretty sure Patrick Ewing, Karl Malone and John Stockton -- we think we're pretty damn good. We could have played with some of those other guys and kind of cheated our way to a championship. But there is this thing that started with this new generation where these guys feel so much pressure. Everybody wants to win."

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! This dun sounds like he's butt naked and foamin' at the mouth bruh and everybody standin' around him is enablin' this foolishness! He's constantly talkin' crazy and nobody calls him out!!! Charles Barkley is the last dun that should be talkin' about KD tryin' to cheat to win a ring when he ran out to Phoenix tryin' to win a boy and when it didn't work out there he dipped down to Houston in '96 to play with Hakeem and Clyde!  They got knocked out in the Western Conference Finals that year and that was the end of it!!! Stop it! You sound crazy! And everybody sittin' next to this fool is actin' like they didn't see him do it!

Here's what the dun said before he went down there, "The best thing about it would be getting the chance to play with Hakeem Olajuwon and Clyde Drexler. We would be very formidable." He didn't get to cheat because they got knocked off! He attempted the burglary but his gun jammed! He attempted to carjack a boy but he wouldn't stop! He tried to steal the ole lady's purse but she fought back. Stop it bruh, we all saw you get out there and try to ride your boy'z coat tails but you kept fallin' off! Just like Steve Nash, Karl Malone and The Glove did in LA! The Glove was so determined to win a ring that he ran down to Miami and talked a boy into lettin' him ride in the hatch back to get him one.

I guess a dun like David West will be on TV workin' as an analyst in 20 years lyin' to boyz about how he never ran around beggin' boyz to let him ride their Huffy's! He'll be tellin' the TV audience that these young boyz now days have no heart and that they don't wanna work hard to win a championship after he put $12.5 million in GUARANTEED bread back on the table with the Pacers to go to San Antonio this past season for $1.5 million and now he's on his way to Golden State to try his luck again!! If that doesn't work out he can always sign with Geno Auriemma and the Lady UConn Huskies hoop team where he's guaranteed to win one there!

But whatever you do playboy! Stop listenin' to Charles Barkley! He's outta his freakin' mind! He's the same dun that told ESPN's The Undefeated in their debut article that racsim didn't effect him growin' up in segregated Leeds, Alabama in the freakin' early 1960's. A place where the black folks lived on one side of the tracks and white folks lived on the other side. Where his granny had to literally walk him to school with her pistol so that nobody bothered him. This is what the dun said in the interview  bruh but racism had no effect on him!

See if these fake media-types would stop callin' him he won't have anybody to lie to or talk crazy to. So stop it bruh and stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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