Why NBA players that go broke now should be charged with a FELONY! "Ignorant"

"You aint gotta worry about me Jay! I've got good sense!" 

Marianne Williamnson, the famous author, once said, "The key to abundance is meeting limited circumstances with unlimited thoughts." Epicurus, the Greek philosopher, gave it to us like this, "Not what we have But what we enjoy, constitutes our abundance." Then Ben Sweetland, the author, put it where the goats could get it when he spit, "The world is full of abundance and opportunity, but far too many people come to the fountain of life with a sieve instead of a tank car... a teaspoon instead of a steam shovel. They expect little and as a result they get little." 

Well playas...not these duns in the NBA! They're expectin' all of the bread because they know that the league's TV revenue just went through the roof and there will be even more bread next summer. So boyz that shouldn't even be in the big money line are gettin' ignorant bread this summer. Duns like Timofy Mozgov agreed to a 4 year deal with the Lakers for $64 million bruh! Then ole dried up Joakim  Noah carjacked the Knicks for 4 year boy worth $72 million!! The homie DeMare Rozan just stung the Raptors for 5 years and $139 million bruh!!! No tellin' what duns like KD and LeBron are gonna hit these boyz for next summer. Why? Because they're only goin' to sign the one year joint now and wait on all of the bread next summer! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! All I know is, boyz better not come up in this piece hollerin' broke in 5 or 10 years I know that! With the bread these dudes are makin' now and the evidence of the foolishness that has come before them. It should be a felony for a boy to go broke after he retires from the NBA now! A straight up Class D Felony punishable up to 20 years in prison if a dun files bankruptcy or misses a single child support payment! DO YOU HEAR ME?? THIS AIN'T THE NFL BRUH! THIS IS GUARANTEED BREAD! The means that if these dun's are still alive they're gettin' this money! 

Sports Illustrated did a joint back in March of 2009 entitled "How (and Why) Athletes Go Broke and in that joint they said that  "By the time they have been retired for two years, 78% of former NFL players have gone bankrupt or are under financial stress because of joblessness or divorce." And "Within five years of retirement, an estimated 60% of former NBA players are broke."

Now with those numbers on the table and boyz constantly watchin' cats tell their stories of bein' ignorant with their bread and goin' broke. There should be no excuses for a dun bein' broke and workin' a regular job by the time he's in his late 30's or early 40's and they're throwin' bread around in the league the way they are. 

If Timofy Mozgov can get $64 million I should be able to get a couple million for helpin' that dun order his lunch. I don't wanna hear any Latrell Sprewell, Antwan Walker or Vin Baker stories ever again, not with the money they're handin' out. Pass Go and go straight to jail if you think you've go a ounce of foolishness under your nails to give that type of bread away. I don't wanna hear it bruh! So keep ya eye on these boyz and the first one to go foul I'm sendin' the paddy wagon to pick that fool up. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Spit: verb - to say 

2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

3) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 

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