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Well playas...a good quarterback is when the six year extension is worth payin' him $140 million and guaranteein' that dun $87 million of it and NOBODY blinks an eye! On Tuesday the Indianapolis Colts pulled the Brinks Truck up to Andrew Luck's crib and made it rain like Drake and 2-Trainz! The only difference is that he didn't have to pick his bread up off of the floor. Jim Irsay and Co. made the ultimate commitment to the you the young QB which was the largest contract in NFL history.
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! He's worth every penny of it playboy. Not because he's a straight up baller that has the 4th most passin' yards (14,838) by any quarterback in his first four seasons in NFL history. Ole boy is also only the fourth quarterback with at least 100 touchdown passes through four years, includin' hittin' boyz in the dome with an NFL-leadin' 40 back in 2014.
Now 2015 was another story bruh! That dun got pledged all last season because they couldn't protect him at all. Not only did he miss two game early in the season with his ribs all jacked up. He missed the final seven games with a lacerated kidney!!! Wheredeydoatat? That dun spent the entire season underground in the cut gettin' the dog snot beat out of him.
If they're gonna put him on the books for $140 million they better have the darn Secret Service out there protectin' him bruh! So why is he worth every penny of it? Because the NFL, Jim Irsay and the city of Indianapolis are all makin' far more bread off of him. That's why!! When Andrew Luck is playin' the NFL can put that dun on national television, sell a boat load of ad space and jerseys, Lucas Oil is sellin' out of tickets, beer and food, every dun in town with a restaurant sellin' alcohol and food is gettin' back EVERY week! The video game manufacturers are makin' billions off of his likeness and the more the Colts win because of his presence the city builds more buildings that increase the value of livin' in Indianapolis.
Oh I'm talkin' crazy? Let me put it where the goats can get it. Drive downtown Indy this mornin' and look at all of the shiny new buildings, restuarants and hotels that Peyton Manning built durin' his tenure in Naptown! When I moved here in 1998 there was NOTHIN' downtown bruh! You couldn't eat after 9pm and there was nothin' to do and nowhere to live. Now there is so much to do down there that you need to make reservations at the JW Marriott to get it all in. Everybody and their baby's momma's momma, Ms. Jackson, lives downtown now! And guess what pimpin'? EVERYBODY is gettin' money! So thank you Peyton Manning!!!
Do you really think that the city of Indianapolis would have hosted a Super Bowl if the Colts weren't winnin' 10 years before? Peyton Manning build Lucas Oil Stadium bruh! Playin' on Monday Night Football more often than not built up downtown bruh! And Andrew Luck has the same potential based on his first four years in the league. He doesn't have to be Peyton but if they continue to win and make the playoffs it's all good. They didn't make the playoffs last year because he was hurt bruh!
So if Andrew Luck has the potential to be as stable of a quarterback as Peyton, he's worth EVERY bit of that $140 million! I say give the dun $100 million guaranteed because it's all semantics anyway. It's about time they start payin' these boyz what they are really worth. Sure, nobody is worth that type of bread to simply play a game but if everybody standin' around the game is makin' money off of the cat playin' then break him off a piece of that sweet potato pie like Domino. Stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Underground in the cut: verb phrase - the act of pledgin' a black fraternity without officially bein' a pledge. It's when the brothers of the fraternity cheat and pledge a boy for 2 weeks or longer without lettin' the national headquarters know that boyz are on line. To be in the cut is to bend over to get swatted with a paddle.
4) Gettin' back: verb - makin' a profit off of their investment
5) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - to make it as elementary as possible. To put it at ground level so everyone can understand it.
6) Domino: noun - rapper/singer in the mid '90's that had a hit song called "Sweet Potato Pie."
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