Why these playa hatin' media-types are actin' like Cam didn't play onSunday! "Earl Flynn"

"Y'all can act like you don't see me but I know you do playa!" 

Justin Bieber once said, "Of course, I think that people are just waiting for that time when I make a mistake and they're gonna jump on it.... There's gonna be haters." Taylor Swift broke it down like this, "Cause the players are gonna play and haters are gonna hate and baby, I'm just gonna shake it off!" Then the great Jay Graves shut the buildin' down when he spit this, "If 50 percent  of the people in the room aren't hatin' on you. You need to step your game up!" 

Well playas...about 90 percent of these fake media-types are hatin' on Cam Newton right now! This dun is the quarterback of the ONLY undefeated team left standin' in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE this mornin' but you wouldn't know it by the headlines! If you go to the website of the World Wide Leader in Sports, for example, you'd have to search for the freakin' score to find out whether the dun even played on Sunday! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! These ole fake cats have headlines that are talkin' about everybody but Cam Newton today! Boyz are wastin' time writin' headlines about the Patriots beatin' the sorry tail Texans! And that's the edited version. They're writin' about LeSean McCoy kissin' the darn logo at the Link and actin' like a spoiled brat because a boy traded his butt! It's the professional sports bruh! They traded you for whatever reason so move on!! Then I even saw a headline about Johnny Manziel bein' frustrated because he threw a dull pick. Who cares? He won the game!!

However, you've got a dun ballin' out of control week in and week out that has his team 13-0 as they beat the brakes off of the dull Falcons 38-0 and NOBODY'S talkin' about him. He's the league MVP but boyz don't wanna say it publicly. Why? Because they're sittin' around waitin' for him to lose so that they can come up with an excuse to name Tom Brady the MVP. 

C'mon playa! Give that man his props! He's earned it all day long. He's led his team to a perfect record thus far and all boyz can do is complain about him Dabbin'! Well, I say Dab every time your score Cam! As a matter of fact playa, add the Moon Walk, Freak, Prep, Robot, Snake, Earl Flynn, Bump, Monster Spank, Super Man, Whip, Nae-Nae and the darn Hustle. And while you at it Cam go head and put some Chicago Steppin' in the joint for all the real playas out here. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Dap: noun - the dance that Cam is doin' in the end zone when he puts his head in his arm. 
4) Moon Walk, Freak, Prep, Robot, Snake, Earl Flynn, Bump, Monster Spank, Super Man, Whip, Nae-Nae and the darn Hustle: Noun - dances in urban America playa! Old School and new! 

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