How Christian McCaffery is about to get screwed out of the Heisman bruh! "Shaft"

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Ed Koch, the well-known political commentator, once said, "Stereotypes lose their power when the world is found to be more complex than the stereotype would suggest. When we learn that individuals do not fit the group stereotype, then it begins to fall apart." Queen Rania of Jordan broke it down like this, "We shouldn't judge people through the prism of our own stereotypes." Then the big homie, James E. Forbes, spit some serious fire when he said, "When people rely on surface appearances and false racial stereotypes, rather than in-depth knowledge of others at the level of the heart, mind and spirit, their ability to assess and understand people accurately is compromised." 

Well playas...I'll almost guarantee that these ole dull fake media-types will screw the MOST OUTSTANDING college football player in America out of the Heisman Trophy this weekend because he's a white boy! Christian McCaffery is the best thing smokin' right now and boyz wanna act like they don't see it! He's a white runnin' back in 2015 playin' at Stanford of all places! 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! If we're givin' the award to the most outstandin' player in college football then why is everybody talkin' about Derrick Henry? Yeah, he's a beast that put-up 1,986 yards and scored 23 touchdowns and that would be enough to win the Heisman if Christian McCaffery weren't alive and playin' at Stanford playa. This unassumin' white kid completely destroyed those numbers bruh! 

This dun put up 3,496 all-purpose yards to break Barry Sanders 1988 NCAA record for All-Purpose yards!!! He put up 1,847 yards from scrimmage alone bruh!!! Then he's catchin' the rock and returnin' punts and kick offs too! He's doin' every thing but emptyin' the freakin' bath water out here. Derrick Henry ain't doin' that!!! But the fact that he's white, boyz aren't gonna vote for him which is dull! 

If he were a quarterback there would be no question as to who would win the Heisman. However, since he's a running back  boyz are lookin' the other way. Here's the bad thing about it bruh! The vast majority of sports writers are white! Like 92 percent of these duns! But they are about to screw the BEST player in college football out of the biggest award in sports because he doesn't fit the stereotype! Wheredeydodatat? When did white boyz in America start gettin' screwed by white folks for anything? 

Brothers have been accustomed to gettin' shafted because the world just hasn't been ready for them. Jim Brown was the best human being walkin' the earth playin' football in 1956 when they bypassed him and gave it to ole dull Paul Hornung playin' on a 2-8 Notre Dame team! Why? Because America wasn't ready to give a black man the highest football award in 1956! As a matter of fact, Jim Brown wasn't even close in the votin'. That dun finished 5th and he was clearly the best college football player breathin' that year. It wasn't until 1961 that boyz had the guts to finally give Ernie Davis the Heisman. 

So now freakin' 60 years later a vast majority white group of voters is doin' the same thing to Christian McCaffery. Because there is no way you can look at what these kids have accomplished this year and tell me or Christian and his folks that Derrick Henry should walk out of New York with that darn trophy! And that's the edited version!! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Dull: adjective - ridiculous and shameful playa

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