RIP (Why the Colts finally got caught slippin' tryna to hit a lick inFoxborough)

"Turn the music up playboy! Cuz I'm feelin' right now!"

On my way to Gillette Stadium on Saturday I pulled over to get some seafood from this hole in the wall joint. As I walked in I see these cats about to go to blows about second chances. Joel Olsteen stood up and said, “I mean we all need a second chance sometimes.” Tia Mowry, the famous actress, calmly said, “Having a second chance makes you want to work even harder.” Then Rachel Griffiths, the Australian actress, waited until she got close to the door and said, “There’s nothing as exciting as a comeback – seeing someone with dreams, watching them fail, and then getting a second chance” and then she ran out.

Well the Indianapolis Colts finally ran out of second chances playboy. They’ve been living dangerously all season long by diving into a hole in the first half only to make miraculous comebacks in the second half. On Saturday in Foxborough they tried that mess again and got ran over literally by the New England Patriots 43-22.

After being down 21-7 in the second quarter you could hear boyz in Indy sitting around the TV saying, “Yeah we got these boyz right where we want them. This ain’t nothin’ bruh! We’ve been here before.” By the 5:01 mark of the third quarter they had pulled within 7 points making it a 29-22 game.

Then the playa that is the poster child for second chances showed the Colts what a second chance looked like for 73 yards! LaGarrette Blount George Jefferson pimp walked down the middle of the field on these duns to put the dagger in their hearts to call the coroner as the Pats went up 36-22. Then a little more than a minute later they sent them over to the funeral home to be embalmed and to get them casket clean to be shipped back to Indy.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! It’s no different than getting that phone call about a boy dying in the streets that’s been in the streets for years. He’s been bangin’ and selling dope for the past decade. He’s been shot, stabbed, carjacked and held hostage so many times that Big Momma has already prepared herself for that call. That was the Colts bruh! Now all of the homies over in Haughville are riding around with the rest in peace t-shirts on today bumpin’ that Young Jeesy “RIP!”

At some point you knew that the phone was gonna ring in the middle of the night with Detective So & So on the other line. “Look here Big Momma, they ran up to Boston trying to hit a lick and got caught slippin’! This hustla named LaGarrette who’s still trying to make a name for himself in these NFL streets put that thang on them.” You know the drill.

I know you remember in 2009 when he was at Oregon and he fired on ole boy from Boise State for talking crazy to him after they lost to the Broncos. He was suspended for the next like 9 games and was labeled by the media as a trouble maker with an attitude. Ice Cube, Dre', MC Ren, Yella and Easy would have said it differently. Catch that one later!

With all of his talent he went undrafted in 2010 and ended up signing with Tennessee before getting waived and Tampa picking him up. He played with them through the 2012 season before coming to New England. The sports world had forgotten all about Mrs. Blount’s baby boy until Sunday.

In one playoff game this dun had more yards (166 vs. 151) and more TD’s (4 vs. 2) than he did in 13 games with the Bucs in 2012. Talk about second changes! On some real talk, I just love to see people bounce back and prove the haters wrong. Keep doin’ ya thing playboy! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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