Why Urban Meyer looks stupid tryin' to convince boyz that JT Barrett is gonna pay for summer classes!

"See, this is what Ima tellin' dawg!" 

Talulah Riley, the English actress, once said, "Initially, I studied philosophy, because it claimed to give you answers to the meaning of existence, but it didn't: It was basically a semantics game." William Van Orman Quine, the well-known philosopher and logician, gave it to us like this, "Uncritical semantics is the myth of a museum in which the exhibits are meanings and the words are labels. To switch languages is to change the labels." Then Felix Frankfurter, the former Associate Justice of the United States Supreme Court, shut the buidin' down when he spit, "All our work, our whole life is a matter of semantics, because words are the tools with which we work, the material out of which laws are made, out of which the Constitution was written. Everything depends on our understanding of them."


Well playas...Urban Meyer and the duns over at Ohio State must think we're all some suckas out here or just cats with no understanding of  how things work. He's tryin' to pull a fast one on everybody watchin' his program these days. When is startin' quarterback, J.T. Barrett got popped on Saturday mornin' for a DUI boyz wanted to see how Urban was goin' to handle it. Now I know all of the duns from Ohio wanna correct me right now for sayin' DUI but DUI, OVI, DWI is all the same playa! Drunk drivin' is drunk drivin'! It's all semantics isn't that what we're talkin' about? 

Now people with common sense expected J.T. to be suspended for a game or two and that would be the end of it. Now he did suspend ole boy for the upcomin' game at the crib against Minnesota. However, Urban later decided that he wanted to make a splash and completely belly flopped! He announced out of his OWN mouth that he's takin' ole boy's scholarship away from him durin' the summer term! Really bruh?


Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Both you and I know that J.T. Barrett is not goin' to pay for himself to take classes this summer! Both you, I and every baby momma's momma and every wanna be pimp in Chicago, Detroit and LA knows that it's all semantics! Even if these duns don't know what semantics is. Ether J.T. isn't gonna take classes this summer or some big time donor to the program is gonna pay for that dun to take classes. So why are we puttin' on this charade?

Stop tryin' to show out for the fans and all the dull media-type cats that just don't get it. You don't have to explain yourself to boy that has no idea how this thing works. Just keep it real with a boy and tell them that you get paid to win football games! PERIOD! If you ain't winnin' you're walkin' and not always at your own will. They pay you to WIN FOOTBALL GAMES and J.T. Barrett will help you win more of them! Until they change the specifics of your contract, that's all that counts! 

It's not Urban Meyers job to make sure boyz graduate or have anymore sense than they had when they showed up. As long as they win games that's all he's judged by. Oh am I lyin'? Ask Ty Willingham how for raisin' the GPA to its highest in school history got him while he was at Notre Dame? They fired that dun because he didn't win enough games bruh! So do you think Urban gives a rip about what boyz are doin' off the field? As long as they're eligible to play they're goin' to play. Believe that homie!

And who in their right minds thinks that J.T. Barrett is gonna spend $10,000 of his own money that he doesn't have to take summer classes at a joint that he and his boyz bring in more than $60 million per year for? Stop it! You sound crazy! And Urban Meyer and the university look even crazier tryin' to convince you, I and all the pimps in purple suits with gators to match that it's gonna happen! We all know that some rich booster is goin' to pony up the tuition and it's a done deal. So does it really matter if the bill is bein' paid by the athletic department or some dun that's cool with the athletic department? It's all semantics! Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Popped: verb - to get arrested
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3)Gators: noun - alligator shoes, the official shoe of the triple O.G. in the ghetto.

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