Why Urban Meyer has COMPLETELY lost his team bruh! "Chaos"

"These duns out here bruh!!!"

Pitt Bull once said, "In any country when you throw something in somebody's face, it's disrespectful." Two Chainz gave it to us like this, "I don't have any reasons to be disrespectful or throw anybody under the bus." Then Keke Palmer broke it down like she was from the G when she spit, "I feel like you have to tell people who you are, but you don't have to be disrespectful about it. But you also don't have to be a shrinking violet." 

Well playas...Ohio State's Ezekiel Elliott had every right to say that he disagreed with the play callin' on Saturday night and that he was about to bounce to the NFL after the Buckeyes took an "L" to Michigan State. However, to tell the dull media exactly how he felt was completely out of freakin' line! That's a conversation for the fellas in the dorm or at the apartment not the freakin' media bruh. However, Urban Meyer announced on Monday in his weekly press conference that ole boy isn't goin' to be disciplined for the outburst and that he has since apologized. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! For that very reason The Ohio State Buckeyes are goin' to go up to Ann Arbor and gettin' the breaks beat off of them this weekend. Why? Because Urban Meyer just lost his freakin' team. When the best player on the roster can publicly disrespect the coachin' staff and tell a boy that he's about to bounce and not get dismissed or at the very least benched he got a problem. He set the tone for the rest of the duns in that locker to act a fool whenever or wherever they feel like it. And don't think for one minute a boy won't try it before the week's out. Oh, it's like Chris Brown up in that joint now, "On and Poppin'!" 

Do you think for one minute a boy down at Alabama would have had the gonads to tell the media that the play callin' was bad and that there was "No chance that they were comin' back next year" and play this weekend rivalry game or not? Do you think that a boy up in Ann Arbor would have done that on Jim Harbaugh's watch? What about with ole Bob Stoops or Dabo Swinney's watch? Not a chance playboy! 

A boy will only pull a stunt like that when he knows that he can get away with it. So now it just got real in Columbus. It's been a while since boyz have lost a game and to see cats fall apart like that in the locker room is a sign of the foolishness yet to come. Remember, that Cardale Jones jumped out of the birthday cake on a boy too after the loss. That dun isn't even playin' and told boyz on Twitter that he was bouncin'! Wheredeydodatat?

The fact that two of the faces of the program tripped like that after their first loss in 24 tries tells you that the locker room is a mess. Why? Because when two high profile cats are talkin' crazy the rest of the duns in there probably feel the same way and just didn't have access to the mic. That's called chaos bruh! We'll see on Saturday for sure. If Michigan beats the breaks off of these boyz just say that Jay Graves told you so first! Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) The G: noun - Gary, In. home of the original gangstas and hustlas. The place that raise me to be the best I could be. 
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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