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Well playas...the duns at LSU must have been the cats that he was talkin' about bruh because after losin' three straight they're rooted in greed, anger and delusion. Now these boyz are seriously lookin' to fire Les Miles in Baton Rouge over this! Accordin' to sources that are in charge of this foolishness boyz are willin' to buy out his contract that doesn't expire until 2019. If they fire ole boy before January 1 they've got to pay him $15 million and if they wait until after January 1 they owe him $12.9 million. However, the big time boosters are willin' to pay he and his staff $15 to $20 million to dip now!
Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Ima ask the duns at LSU the same freakin' question that I've other delusional programs and fan bases in the past that wanna run a boy out of town and excuse my grammar but there is no other way to ask it. "If you fire him who you gone go get?"
Les Miles has the highest winning percentage in your program's history at .775 which is higher than Nick Saban's (.750) while he was there. He's second all-time in wins with a record of 110-32! He's freakin' 60-27 in SEC play!!! In 11 seasons he's won a national title, two SEC championships and he's averaged 10 wins a season while sendin' 64 cats to the freakin' NFL! He's currently got the No.1 recruiting class in the country for 2016 with 19 commitments already. Again, "If you fire him who you gone go get?"
Boyz kill me bein' greedy when they get used to winnin' and then they become delusional. Yeah, they were ranked No.2 three freakin' weeks ago when they played Alabama and now they aren't even ranked. I get it. Boyz should be upset down there. However, when a coach has a track record like that you've gotta give him a chance to fix it. You can't just, in my President Obama voice, "Start poppin' off and wantin' to fire a boy for losin' three straight which is an anomaly for him and this program. LSU hasn't lost three straight since 1948. Is it a problem? You darn right it is! Is it a fireable offense today? No way! Again, "If you fire him who you gone go get?"
Yeah, I know that's cause for alarm but it's Les freakin' Miles we're talkin' about bruh! He's got players and he's got duns on deck for the best recruitin' class of 2016!!!
The snitch close to the foolishness goin' on told ESPN, "In Louisiana, we expect national championships, and we're not in it,"
These duns have lost their minds bruh! You aren't gonna win a national championship EVERY year playboy! And you've got to compete with ole Nick annually. If they were firin' boyz for losin' to Nick darn near every coach in America would lose their jobs. Ain't too many cats beatin' him! It doesn't matter who you hire to replace Les. That dun is gonna struggle to consistently beat Nick Saban. Give me a freakin' break playa.
Just like I told boyz at Nebraska when they panicked and ran Frank Solich out of town after winnin' 9 ball games a year. "If you fire him who you gonna go get?" They've been a dumpster fire ever since! Michigan panicked when Lloyd Carr was gettin' that thang put on him by Ohio State when Jim Tressel was there and they were mess until Jim Harbaugh showed up in the dull khaki pants. Lloyd Carr was winnin' 10 ball games a year bruh and they fired him. Wheredeydodatat?
Now Michigan State has the nerve to be offended that Michigan ever called them their little brother. Why? Because you've allowed them to believe that they aren't because you've been dull since you ran Carr out of town in 2007.
I even tried to talk the desperate and greedy fools at Purdue off of the roof in 2008 when they ran Joe Tiller out of town. He took a program that was annual garbage to 10 bowl games in 12 years and won a Big Ten title! Boyz around West Lafayette had the nerve to get greedy and wanted more. They actually had the audacity to say that they were tired of goin' to mid-level bowls every year. It was freakin' Purdue bruh!!! At best you're gonna win 6 or 7 games! Again, "If you fire him who you gone go get?" So they fired Tiller anyway and now they can't win a gold fish at the fair!
LSU better be careful bein' greedy because it will bite them square in the pants and then they'll be wanderin' out in the wilderness for years like, Nebraska, Michigan, Purdue and the Children of Israel. I'm just sayin' and stop me when I start lyin'!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Brown Bag: noun - hood take out food that typically comes in a brown bag. Burgers, BBQ, seafood etc. Doesn't matter it's gonna come in a brown paper bag. Thus, the label brown bag.
2) Ghetto Pass: noun - the validation to allow me to come and go in the ghetto without actually living there anymore. You can leave the ghetto or graduate, I you will, but in order to freely come and go you gotta stay connected to it some kind of way. Stop by the barber shop, brown bag, car wash. etc. and holla at the homies.
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
4) Dip: verb - to leave
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