The REAL reason why the CFP Committee is hustlin' boyz right now bruh! "NECESSARY"

"You tell them boyz, as long as they don't start messin' with us I'm cool!"

George Santayana, the 19th century Spanish philosopher and poet, once said, "Nonsense is so good only because common sense is so limited." Dr. Suess jumped out of the whip and shouted, "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." Then Robert Frost, the outstanding poet, poured out a lil' liquor for all the dead homies when he spit, "Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense."

Well playas...I guess I've got to write the same joint EVERY Wednesday mornin' for the rest of the college football season until these duns on the Playoff Committee come off the nonsense! So please forgive me for my nonsense as I forgive those that think they talk sense bruh! On Tuesday the committee laid out it's top 4 and it reads like this Clemson No.1, Alabama No.2, Ohio State No.3 and Notre Dame No.4 with undefeated Iowa No.5, undefeated Baylor at No. 6 and undefeated Oklahoma State No.8. 

Now let's keep it real of all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! These duns are rankin' boyz on how they feel the season will end instead of where boyz should be ranked today! Again, if we've ALL agreed that there is such a thing as a Power 5 Conference and that in order to be considered for playoff contention you have to belong to one of those conferences. I have to say that so that there is no confusion bruh! The freakin' Playoff Committee and every fool that covers college football has agreed that the SEC, ACC, Big 12, Big Ten, Pac 12 are ALL in the POWER 5! So therefore, if a dun is undefeated playin' in one of those conferences then it means something and carries weight! That's what boyz agreed to at the beginnin' of the season!!!! 

The only reason that boyz started talkin' about it bein' NECESSARY to be in a Power 5 was because of what Boise State and Utah were doin' a few years ago in the freakin' Mountain West runnin' the table playin' ABSOLUTELY NOBODY and gettin' ranked in the top 5.  They'd get to a major bowl without a single freakin' injury, win the game and boyz that only watch this from the surface were impressed. We all know that football is a game of attrition so if your healthy at the end of the season and your opponent isn't you've got a better shot of winnin' one game! If you don't know that stop readin' this joint right now and pick up a People Magazine. 

So if we agree that makin' sure boyz are in the Power 5 and that wins and losses have to count because they're keepin' score! Then how on earth do you justify puttin' two one loss teams in the Top 4 today ahead of 3 undefeated teams that play in Power 5 Conferences. This isn't the subjective game were playin' right now bruh! The wins and the losses have to count for somethin'. Do I think Alabama is playin' better than ANYBODY in America right now? You darn right I do! And that's the edited version! 

However, they lost to dull Ole Miss at the crib! The same Ole Miss that lost to dull Arkansas and Memphis! Notre Dame has one loss too. Now was it by only 2 points on the road to the No.1 team in the country on paper? Because you and I both now that Clemson isn't the best team in America but the emotions of folks on the committee have them at No.1. But the wins and losses have to count. That's if there is a reason why we're keepin' score. 

If Baylor, Iowa and Oklahoma State are all still undefeated TODAY they should be ranked ahead of them no ifs, ands or buts about it! Now if these cats lose, because I'm pretty sure they will, then Alabama and Notre Dame should be in the Top 4. Why? Because then the subjective game becomes relevant. If they all have one loss then you go to the next step in the equation: strength of schedule, who you lost to, etc. But not today bruh because they're still undefeated!! Take your darn fan hat off for one minute and keep it real! 

So stop tryin' to set boyz up for some foolishness at the end of the season because of your personal biases. You and I know that it all comes down to bread and to have Alabama and Notre Dame in is all bread! Now if that's what a boy is tryin' to do then just say that when everybody is at the startin' line in freakin' August. Instead of lyin' to boyz about this Power 5 nonsense if it doesn't  really mean anything! If you tell us up front then we can at least respect your hustle. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Whip: noun - luxury vehicle
2) Spit: verb - to say
3) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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