Clownin' (Why College Football doesn't need Fantasy Football to keep boyz interested)

"Y'all done messed up now!"

Rupert Murdoch once said, "In motivating people, you've got to engage their minds and their hearts. I motivate people, I hope, by example - and perhaps by excitement, by having productive ideas to make others feel involved." Gloria Steinem, the feminist and author, gave it to us like this, "Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning." Then John C. Maxwell broke it down so that it would forever be broken when he spit, "When a person starts to talk about their dreams, it's as if something bubbles up from within. Their eyes brighten, their face glows, and you can feel the excitement in their words."

Well playas...if you're down in Oxford Mississippi this mornin' boyz eyes are bright, faces are glowin' and you can feel the excitement in their words! Why? Because No.15 Ole Miss went to Tuscaloosa and beat the brakes off of No.2 Alabama! Now the final score was 43-37 but trust me playboy, Bama got carjacked and strip searched by a bunch of duns that simply believed that they could win.

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Saturday was a prime example as to why I keep tellin' you boyz that college football is way more excitin' than the NFL! Why? Because it's completely unpredictable. I didn't say that it was better playa or that the players where better! I said that it was more excitin'! To keep folks interested in college football you don't NEED to make up a stupid game called Fantasy Football where NOBODY actually watches the games. They watch individual players and could care less about the games! I'm just sayin'.

Anyway, Bama comes out of the gate and starts shootin' themselves in the pinky toe by turnin' the rock over. That allowed some cats that they've OWNED for more than 100 years to actually believe that they could win. Ole Miss hadn't won in Tuscaloosa since 1988 bruh and hadn't beaten Bama in consecutive years EVER! They scored 24 points off of 5 Bama turnovers. Then they let these cats pull a Benny Hill and score off of a busted play that resulted in a boy goin' 66 yards for a touchdown. Ole Miss's Chad Kelly blindly throws a joint in air and it bounces off of a helmet and into Quincy Adeboyejo's hands. Foolishess bruh! All Bama needed Saturday night was some clown music and a red nose. However, it was excitin' to watch Ole Miss "George Jefferson pimp walk" out of Tuscaloosa. 

Earlier in the day down in Death Valley boyz proved once again why they shouldn't be rankin' teams until we've seen at least a month worth of work. Half of the duns ranked are completely wrong and upside down but some fool that knows nothin' about what he or she is talkin' about will tell you that Auburn was the 6th best team in America two weeks ago until they got body slammed by Leonard Fournette in the parkin' lot in front of Big Momma and Aunt Lucy nem. Ole boy came out there lookin' like old school Iron Mike with the basic black shorts, no socks and the towel on his shoulders. "Everybody's got a plan until they get punched in the mouth."

Well playa, Leonard Fournette not only hit 'um in the mouth he beat 'um down like they stole something. He ran through, around and over everybody on Auburn's defense. This cat only carried the rock 19 times but he finished with 228 yards averagin' 12 yards a pop bruh! IGNORANT! Don't ever say the word Auburn and football again until 2017 because that's how long it's gonna take for them to identify the bodies through dental records on their dull defense. And just empty the cat's locker out that tried to jump on Fournette's head to tackle him because he was too scared to get run over by goin' at his legs. That dun needed to walk home for that.

Mark Richt's Georgia shocked the world and didn't wet the bed against South Carolina. He's notorious for havin' an excellent ball club every year that will lose a game that they shouldn't lose and win 10 straight. So at least they didn't soil the mattress this week...but it's comin'! 

And will somebody please tell Bret Bielema that his Mega-bus ticket to the crib is waitin' for him. Arkansas ain't worth two dead flies smashed and Ohio State better wake up before somebody strip searches them too. 

All in all it was as excitin' of a college football weekend as you can get. I'll take it over the NFL any day of the week because it's always turned on its ear! Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus: 

1) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and it's non-gender specific.
2) Benny Hill: noun - straight clown show bruh. Ole boy's show ran from 1955 to 1968 and then they ran re-runs when I was a kid. Straight foolishness.   

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