Foolishness (Why if the Pacers were from where I'm from the Beard doesn't score 44)

"Stirrin' these boyz up bruh!"

Heinz Guderian, German general durin’ World War II, once said, “There are no desperate situations, there only desperate people.” Charlie Chapman gave it to us like this, “That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.” Then the big homie Jim Carrey laid it down like a G when he said, “I don’t think human beings learn anything without desperation. Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything or creating anything. Period. If you ain’t desperate at some point, you ain’t interesting.”

Well playas…the Indiana Pacers are as interestin’ as they come right now because these boyz are in complete desperation and panic mode to make the playoffs after droppin’ six straight. On Monday night they let the Beard show up and torch them for 44 points as he led the Houston Rockets to a 110-100 victory and some of Big Momma’s peach cobbler.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! The Pacers had already lost five in a row when ole boy showed up! They should have been desperate enough to punch him in the throat before he got goin’! You already knew that the dun was loadin’ up the freakin’ gun because he lit you up for 45 the last time he came over.

Put it like this pimpin’, if a boy comes over to your crib and tears up your furniture, kisses your girl, uses the toilet and doesn’t flush it will you let him come back over? So when you saw this dun’s beard walk into the arena somebody should have been assigned to shave that joint before he started tearin’ up furniture and kissin’ women again!

He did everything but remodel the freakin’ house! He lit ‘em up for 44 points on 10 of 21 shootin’! He was 21 of 22 from the foul line, threw 7 dimes, picked up 4 rebounds, he pick pocketed a boy twice and had 2 blocks! He jumped out of the birthday cake on these boyz and matched the entire Pacers’ team point-for-point in the first quarter, 15-15! Then he went nuts in the fourth quarter drainin’ three’s, takin’ boyz to the rack and drawin’ fouls as he scored 19 of his 44! Wheredeydodatat?  

Now what I need to know is why or how did the entire Pacers team and coachin’ staff just sit and watch a boy tear up the crib and nobody punched that dun in the throat? If you’re watchin’ your playoff hopes start to crash and burn after all you’ve been through this season with injury after injury. Then to see boyz fight back and get right in the thick of the race only for it to start slippin’ away, somebody’s gotta snap bruh!

I would have shaved the beard clean goin’ to the rack! By the time that joint was over he would have looked like Gary Coleman bruh! 44 points???!! And I’m hangin’ on by the hair on my chinny chin-chin? As a matter of fact bruh, now they’re in the 10^th spot just barely ahead of ole dull Brooklyn! Naw playa, if ole boy had just been drainin’ three’s all night I’d understand. Well…no I wouldn’t because it would have been obvious when I punched him. But because he went to the foul line 22 times boyz had ample opportunities to elbow that dun and slow his foolishness down!

Its obvious Frank isn't from where I’m from playa or anybody else on the team for that matter because the beard would have boarded a flight through one eye last night! They would have been talkin’ about how the Beard only played 12 minutes in Indy and scored 15 points in loss because of the desperation of the Pacers. The commentators would have been sayin', "For some strange reason it got physical and we can't explain why." I’m just sayin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1)      G: noun – short for gangsta, the old wise man in the room that always tells the young cats what they need to know about the streets.

2)      The Beard: noun – James Harden of the Houston Rockets

3)      Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.

4)      Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.

5)      Crib: noun – house

6)      Dimes: verb – assists

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