Suburbs (How Kevin Love not pickin' LeBron for MVP told you EXACTLY where he was from)

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Zig Ziglar, the sales guru, once said, “The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty.” Colin Powell gave it to us like this, “Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence.” Then Edwin Louis Cole broke it down so that it would forever be broken when he spit, “Confidentiality is a virtue of the loyal, as loyalty is the virtue of faithfulness,”

In other words playboy…a real G never tells a boy how he really feels! His loyalty always overrides his true feelings at all times! On Monday ole dull Kevin Love violated the Hustlas Code of Conduct in the worst way! He was a guest on The Dan Patrick Show and was asked who he thought was the MVP, LeBron or Young Russ and that dun said Young Russ bruh!

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! There are a lot of cats readin’ this joint that didn’t grow up in the streets that simply don’t have a clue as to just how quick beef can go from 0 to 60. I don’t care if ole boy thought Young Russ was the legitimate MVP in his mind or Mickey Mouse playa, you never jump in the ride with a boy that isn’t in your camp. ALWAYS ride with the cat that’s fightin’ in the foxhole with you.

As soon as that dun said it I said to myself, ‘This cat has lost his freakin’ mind!’ Team chemistry is the most important thing that any team can EVER have playa and by choosin’ another cat over a boy that’s been in the trenches with you all season is treason. And don’t think for one minute that LeBron didn’t look at that dun sideways when he ran into him after that interview pimpin’!

 Yeah I know that he said all of the right things on Tuesday when asked about it but he’s got beef with that dun in his head. LeBron is smart enough and media savvy enough not to say the wrong thing because it would create more attention than it needs right now. But you already know that somebody if not LeBron stepped to that fool about it.

If you’ve got to play with a boy and you need him to be in the ride with you, you’ve gotta know 100 percent that he’s got your back. The best way to answer a punk question like that, and it was a punk question playa, was to say, “Man I’m just playin’ the game! My nose is to the grind tryin’ to help my team be the best team we can be! I’m not concerned with who the MVP is at this point. But if you haven’t seen my teammate bangin’ these boyz then you need to pay better attention to what’s goin’ on and stop askin’ me dumb questions. LeBron is the MVP because he’s in the ride with me!”

Here’s my diehard fan that grew up in the suburbs or rural America screamin’ from the roof tops talkin’ crazy! “Jay he went to UCLA with Russell Westbrook that’s why he’s loyal to him. I can understand why he picked him and not LeBron!” That’s a classic answer from a dun that has never had to make a life or death decision playboy. Makin’ the wrong decision in the hood on loyalty can be the difference between life and death just walkin’ home from school playa. You always ride with the cat that you gotta deal with everyday because otherwise he’ll turn his back on you.

I bet when Young Russ heard that Kevin Love picked him over his teammate he was like, “What??!!” Why, because Russ grew up in LA bruh! He’s knows the drill! Makin’ the right decisions on loyalty allowed him to become a fully grown man. So it becomes second nature to pick and choose your answers carefully. The fact that Love grew up in the suburbs allowed him to pick a boy based on friendship and not based on survival instincts. TEAM CHEMISTRY should have been at the top of the list bruh!

You can legitimately make a case for all of these duns, the Beard, LeBron, Young Russ and Steph but who cares. The fact is, loyalty ALWAYS answers the freakin’ question for you bruh! Well…unless you grew up in the suburbs or rural America! And don't think for one minute that he's not tellin' boyz that he's not stayin' in Cleveland by the way he answered the freakin' question! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1)      Spit: verb – to say

2)        G: noun – short for gangsta, real cats, to be authentic and true to the game. To have a grasp of how things work playa.

3)      Young Russ: noun – Russell Westbrook

4)      Beef: verb – serious conflict between two or more people

5)      Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.

6)       Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc.

7)      Ride: noun – car, or in this situation on the same team as you.

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