Bullied (How Wichita State finally ran up on Kansas and took their new Jordan's)

"I don't hear y'all playa?"

M.C. Escher, the Dutch graphic artist, once said, “My work is a game, a very serious game.” George Orwell, the English novelist and essayist, spit a lil’ fire when he said, “Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.” Then Sonia Sotomayor, an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court, shut the buildin’ down with, “There are uses to adversity, and they don’t reveal themselves until tested. Whether it’s serious illness, financial hardship, or the simple constraint of parents who speak limited English, difficulty can tap unexpected strengths.”

Well playas…difficulty tapped some unexpected strengths that the Wichita State Shockers didn’t realize they had until the always dodgin’ Kansas Jayhawks got sucked into an unwanted match up in the round of 32. Kansas has been dissin’ these boyz since 1993 bruh! “Naw playa, we don’t need to play y’all! We’ve got nothin’ to gain by beatin’ up on you! We’re 12-1 against you in the regular season.” When in reality they’re scared to death to play these duns when it counts. Well playboy, Sunday afternoon they could no longer hide from a boy and they got their heads peeled 78-65. In NCAA Tournament play against the Shockers, Kansas is 0-2 at this point.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Boyz in Lawrence already knew that it was a slight possibility that they could play Wichita if both teams took care of business on Friday. The cats from Wichita had already circled the joint and showed up talkin’ a $100 worth of noise. Wichita State straight bullied Indiana and was waitin’ on Kansas at the playground.

Fred VanFleet and Co. went to work on these boyz takin’ jewelry and sneakers off of them as they destroyed them both offensively and defensively. They held KU to just 35 percent shootin’ from the field and 28 percent from downtown. They had boyz so rattled that Big Momma was about to fight in the stands bruh. While the Shockers dug off into Kansas’ butt on the other end shootin’ 49 percent from the field and 50 percent from behind the arc.

"My momma just bought me them shoes bruh!"

On some real talk, they sure didn’t wanna play these boyz! Now they’ve got to take that dull Big 12 Championship to the crib and burn it playa. Kansas has won like 11 Big 12 Titles in a row? But we just watched the entire conference, with the exception of Oklahoma, crash and burn the first weekend of the tournament. So I don’t wanna hear anybody say another word about the freakin’ Big 12 until football season.

They showed up, got carjacked, pulled out of the ride and stripped! Boyz took the new Jordan’s off of them and those tight “A” skinny jeans these young cats are wearin’ now days. Well…you deserve to get beat down for even puttin’ them on in my opinion. That’s just me playa.

The field of 16 is set and only the strong will survive pimpin’! Duke ain’t no punk because they’ve got some horses and the best coach in the field. Kentucky is Kentucky! Zona’s got both shooters and an inside game for yo “A!” Tom Izzo has been bullyin’ boyz for years. So his Spartans aren’t playin’ around. Wisconsin’s got shooters! Huggy Bear and West Virginia hustled their way into the party usin’ a Maryland’s ID and Gonzaga always finds a way to show up.

Now it just got REAL for a boy and who’s willin’ to step their game up? For the record we can cut through all of the song and dance playa! Arizona will beat Kentucky and then Duke for all of the marbles because they’ve got shooters and horses! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:

1)      Dissin’: verb – to avoid

2)      $100 worth of noise: verb phrase – to talk tall trash to a boy. So much that it’s annoying!

3)      Crib: noun – house, home

4)      “A”: noun – it’s the edited version for anus, butt, etc.

5)      Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.

 Holla At Ya Boy!

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