Blah Blah Blah (Why Kobe is just gettin' what he asked for now he's gotta drink it! ALL of it bruh!)

"I asked for it playa and now I'm gettin' it every night!"

Richard Dawkins, the famous ethologist and biologist, once said, “A delusion is something that people believe in despite a total lack of evidence.” Ludwig Borne, the 19^th century German political writer, gave it to us like this, “Getting rid of a delusion makes us wiser than getting hold of a truth.” Then Christian Nestell Bovee, the 19^th century New York writer, hit boyz in the dome with, “No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary to our happiness as realities.”

You’ve got that right playa! Delusions are definitely necessary to the happiness of Kobe Bryant’s realities at this point. This dun keeps convincin’ himself and tryin’ to sell to others that takin’ the 2 year $48 million joint made sense from a TEAM perspective. At shoot around Friday prior to gettin’ the doors and the carburetor blown off of his Lakers by the Mavs 140-106. Ole boy was asked about cats takin’ less bread to build a winnin’ team and he responded, “The player takes less, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think it’s a big coup for the owners to put players in situations where public perception puts pressure on them to take less money. Because if you don’t, then you get criticized for it.”

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! Nobody’s mad that Kobe got his bread if gettin’ bread was his angle playboy. See you gotta determine which is most important; gettin’ bread at this point in your career or not gettin’ your head beat in every night. Boyz ain’t trippin’ on that but don’t try to sell us vacuum cleaners and we’ve got hardwood floors. You just gotta be cool with sayin’ that at this point in my career it’s about the bread. All REAL cats can respect that.

However, everybody and their momma’s momma knows that in order to win you’ve got to have players on the floor with you that wanna play with you. Tim Duncan won the Ship last year because he and the fellas decided that it was in the best interest of the TEAM to take less bread to build a winner. Even the freakin’ G.O.A.T. himself was always under paid durin’ the better part of his career so that boyz could bring in horses to help him keep winnin’ championships.

Do you realize that when the Bulls signed Tony Kukoc he was makin’ $12 million per year and Jordan was only makin’ $3 million? Jordan was makin’ so much bread with Nike and the Jordan Brand that he wasn’t trippin’ on what the Bulls were doin’ as long as he had players on the floor.

Dirk took less bread from the Mavs this past summer by signin’ a 3 year deal worth $25 million which was far less than he could have gotten but it made room for boyz to upgrade the roster. They were able to bring Tyson Chandler and Chandler Parsons back and now they’ve started the season 10-3. Whereas, Kobe is over here tryin’ to sell boyz rotten apples and used condoms hopin’ that we don’t notice that the Lakers are 3-10. Like the old school coaches used to always say pimpin’, “The film don’t lie!”

Here’s my Black Mamba diehard fan shoutin’ from the roof tops with both the No. 8 and No. 24 jerseys on complete with the dull jailhouse tattoo that Kobe ran out and grabbed after he got arrested to look like a real street cat. “Jay you sound stupid! Even with the $48 million joint the Lakers still had enough bread to sign other free agents like Melo and Chris Bosh but they didn’t want to come to LA.”

Listen you freakin’ idiot! I told you two year ago that nobody wants to play with Kobe because he’s selfish and doesn’t know how to treat people but you wouldn’t listen. When he treated Dwight like a bald headed step child by talkin’ crazy about him in the media while ole boy was sittin’ right next to him and you made excuses for him. “He’s got 5 rings bruh! He can say whatever he wants to a boy.” I told you verbatim, “He sure can playa and nobody’s gonna go to LA to play with that dun in 2014!” Pull the tape I’ve said it on ‘VIDEO RANT’ and I’ve written at least 25 Black Mamba Hot Joints on the subject but you wouldn’t listen.

Now he’s stuck playin’ with the freakin’ Cosby Kids and he’s shootin’ 1000 shots a night just to keep from losin’ by 50 points. Every night the Lakers are in jeopardy of gettin’ treated like Angola in the Olympics playin’ the U.S. Team bruh. They may get beat by 60 just because.

Look bruh, any time you’ve got a dun on your team that gave himself his own nickname you’ve got problems. You can’t give yourself a nickname! The hood or the media gives you a nickname. Then he comes up with the corniest nickname of all-time! “Swaggy P?” Are you kidding me?

If a boy walked into school where I grew up callin’ himself Swaggy P he would have gotten the breaks beat off of him and all of his clothes too. Ole boy would have been walkin’ home bare footed every day until he came to his senses.

I’m havin’ a blast watchin’ the Lakers get tore out of the frame this year simply because Kobe’s a jerk and he asked for it. It’s like that dun is pledgin’ “Thank You Sir Can I Have Another?” It’s gonna be even better come February when he can’t shoot 1000 times per game because Father Time says so. In my Huggy Lowdown voice, “Waaaaaait for it!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

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