The Roll Up (Why both Herschel & Bo Jackson are straight hypocrites for blastin' Jameis)

"Yeah dawg, I forgot how much free stuff I got!"

Charles Spurgeon, the 19^th century British pastor, once said, “Sincerity makes the very least person to be of more value than the most talented hypocrite.” Tennessee Williams, the famous playwright, stood up and shouted, “The only thing worse than a lair is a liar that’s also a hypocrite!” Then Hannah Arendt hit boyz in the head with, “Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.”

I’ve gotten to the point where I’m ready to pull all of my freakin’ teeth out and put them back in upside down bruh with all of these hypocrite cats talkin’ about Jameis Winston. Now I could give two dead flies smashed about Florida State Football bruh but it’s the principal that matters.

Now you’ve got duns like Herschel Walker and Bo Jackson pilin’ on the kid like they never went to college or were the freakin’ BMOC. For all of you simple minded individuals that stands for “Big Men On Campus.” Herschel was on ole dull Paul Finebaum’s show Thursday sayin’ that neither Jameis nor Todd Gurley would get his vote for the Heisman right now because of their behavior.

He really blows me away with this statement about Gurley, “Right at this moment today, I can’t give him my vote. Now if he comes back and I see a change, then that vote can be there.” Whatttt?

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! So if Gurley comes back and he doesn’t sign anymore autographs you’re goin’ to vote for him? You sound crazy! Either he’s good enough to win the Heisman or not playboy! Stop with this foolishness. Because anybody with half of a brain knows that ole Herschel got some side money too while he was at Georgia.

Then all of these duns out here keep accusin' Famous Jameis of the sexaul assault without any evidence to suggest that he did in fact commit a crime. So until the facts in the 86 page report that 99 percent of folks out here didn’t read but continue to call him a rapist changes or some dun rolls up with video tapes or receipts showin’ him takin’ money for signin’ autographs then he’s clean. Herschel goes on to say about Jimbo Fisher, "Because remember he's putting his reputation -- he's a fine coach -- he's putting his reputation on Jameis Winston's words saying, 'I did not do that.' Well, he put his reputation when he said he can't be found guilty on these other things, which we know he's guilty of." Now who appointed Herschel Inch High Private Eye? What proof does he have that ole boy is guilty of anything? I'm just sayin' bruh.

And for the last time he didn’t walk into the freakin’ grocery store and shoplift the freakin’ crab legs. The dun workin’ behind the counter gave them to him and he walked out of the store with a hook up. Now was it technically stealin’ because he didn’t pay for them? Yes!

However, every dun readin’ this joint is guilty of the stealin’ at some point or another. Oh am I lyin’? OK playboy, if you’ve ever gotten the sale price at the store when the sale was over a week ago but the clerk hooked you up without gettin’ permission from the owner, that’s stealin’! If you’ve ever had a friend workin’ at a fast food joint and he gave you an extra order of fries and an apple pie and you walked out of the joint, guess what playa? That’s stealin’! If you’ve ever bought or watched a bootleg movie, that’s stealin’ playa. It’s called copyright infringement bruh. Ladies, if you’ve ever bought a knock off purse because you couldn’t afford the real Gucci or Louis Vuitton, that’s stealin’!

So before you let thief roll off of your tongue understand that you’re the same dude or chick if you’re guilty of any of those offenses. And when you’re 20 years old you don’t think about the dumb stuff that you do. And that’s the edited version. The crazy thing is, some of you duns are forty plus and you’re still buyin’ knock off purses and watchin’ bootleg movies.

Now what trips me out is that duns like Herschel and Bo wanna act like they didn’t play ball in the south. Both of those duns know full well that they didn’t pay for jack in Athens and in Auburn. Herschel led the University of Georgia to a national title as a true freshman! So you’re tellin’ me that he paid for everything when he left the house? Unless you think I’m Boo Boo the Fool you can keep that foolishness. Bo Jackson was a two sport beast at Auburn! Do you think that his money was any good in the state of Alabama?

"Now that I thnk about it, you're right!"

The only difference between what Jameis did and them is the fact that it’s 2014 and everybody has surveillance cameras and social media. So if they did something crazy on campus in 1983 only the duns on their respective campuses would have ever found out about it. Jameis does something stupid on campus, like holler out some foolishness, the world knows in an instant because of social media. Now was he an idiot? Sure he was, but don’t act like he’s the only ball player in history to clown on campus.

Lastly, these two clowns have the nerve to get upset with Jameis because he didn’t want to listen to them tryin’ to mentor him. Who are you bruh? He doesn’t know or trust you. You can’t just roll up on a boy and just become his mentor because you've got something to say. He’s got a daddy and people that he’ll listen to when he’s ready. Now should he listen to boyz with some sense. Sure, he should but he's gotta be able to trust you first. How dare you think that you can anoint yourself his mentor and he doesn’t know you from Adam?

Arrogance is sufficatin’ and a real G would never have gotten on a national radio show and blasted him. A REAL cat would have pulled him to the side and hollered at him and if he wouldn’t listen then he would have given him his number for when he’s ready. But the world would never have known that you stepped to him in the first place. That’s what real cats do playa. Boyz lookin’ for a pat on the back to tell the world what they tried to do for a boy pull that kind of stunt. Stop me when I start lyin’!

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