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And for all of you simple minded individuals an aphorist is dun that coins wise phrases such as “less is more” etc. Got it?
Well playa…we’ve just witnessed one of the greatest college football games of the season. Unbeaten Notre Dame rolls into Tallahassee and gives Chief Osceola and Renegade all they could handle and instead of Irish fans appreciatin’ the blood and guts their boyz showed on Saturday night, they’re up makin’ excuses this mornin’ after a 31-27 loss.
“Man if that game was in South Bend we’d still be undefeated! That was a terrible call. Let them play!” Well bruh, it wasn’t in South Bend and what are you really sayin’? They cheat in South Bend?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! “If, if and buts were candy and nuts we’d all have a Merry Christmas” or how about “If, if was a fifth we’d all be drunk” playa! Don’t give me the excuse that we got cheated, you loss the freakin’ game because your wide out had been hangin’ out with LeBron in Rio a couple of weeks ago and learned how to set “The Dull Pick.”
Everybody and their momma’s momma knows that you can’t set a pick while a boy is runnin’ a route. When he caught the freakin’ ball I said to myself that there is no way he got that wide open without a pick before even seein’ the replay. Corey Robinson was the only dun that they were throwin’ to all night, so no way is he sittin’ out there in a lawn chair smokin’ a square with his feet propped up waitin’ for the rock. Sure, enough the replay showed the dun straight up blockin’ the defender inside and Robinson goes outside wide open.
What blows my mind is that ole dull Brian Kelly added fuel to the fire for the ignorant Notre Dame fans hollerin’ “cheater-cheater” by sayin’, “We execute that play every day. And we do it legally and that’s the way we coach it. We don’t coach illegal plays.” When all that the dun had to say was I haven’t seen the tape of what my kid actually did but we don’t coach him to block the defender.
He sounded like a parent that shows up to the school and rips the teacher a new one when her kid is actin’ a complete fool because no way did her child do that. “My baby doesn’t act a fool because he never acts that way at home.” Well he acted a fool up in here! I don’t care what you taught him at home he showed his butt and his small intestine in my class yesterday. Just like that dun set a dull pick with 13 seconds left last night.
Now all of the haters are really mad that Famous Jameis marched these boyz down the field for touchdowns on three out of four drives, each takin’ a minimum of seven plays to erase a 17-10 halftime deficit. Say what you want about this cat but he wins games playa. He’s 20-0 as a starter and guess what pimpin’? Jimbo Fisher gets paid to win football games! So for all of you cats that think that Jimbo should be slammin’ him and not playin’ him because someone accused him of takin’ money for signin’ autographs you’re delusional.
Go ask Gene Chizick why he never pulled Cam Newton after boyz accused him of takin’ $180K durin’ his recruitment? He’ll tell you the same thing bruh! “I got paid to win football games and if you can’t prove that he took the bread. So Ima prove to you that I can win with him because my family has to eat playa.” Later for all the hypocrite moralists out here that would do the same thing if they were the head coach at Florida State. Stop with this foolishness!
Notre Dame played a helluva game and only lost by 4 points to what should be the No.1 team in the country. No way should Florida State be sittin’ at No.2 because they’re the defendin’ national champ that has won 23 straight games. Where I’m from if you’re the top dawg and you’re still in the hood takin’ lunch money and sneakers then you’re the top dawg until somebody beats you bruh! Mississippi State is rollin’ but they aren’t the No.1 team in the country playboy.
All Notre Dame has to do is keep winnin’! They’ve got one of the toughest schedules in the country and one lost to the No. 2 (really No.1) team in the country on the road keeps them in the playoff. That’s if these duns on this 13 person committee know what their doin’! If the Irish run the table they’re in no doubt about it and boyz don’t wanna see them when they show up because by then they’ll be bullyin’ boyz. I’m just sayin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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Well playa…we’ve just witnessed one of the greatest college football games of the season. Unbeaten Notre Dame rolls into Tallahassee and gives Chief Osceola and Renegade all they could handle and instead of Irish fans appreciatin’ the blood and guts their boyz showed on Saturday night, they’re up makin’ excuses this mornin’ after a 31-27 loss.
“Man if that game was in South Bend we’d still be undefeated! That was a terrible call. Let them play!” Well bruh, it wasn’t in South Bend and what are you really sayin’? They cheat in South Bend?
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! “If, if and buts were candy and nuts we’d all have a Merry Christmas” or how about “If, if was a fifth we’d all be drunk” playa! Don’t give me the excuse that we got cheated, you loss the freakin’ game because your wide out had been hangin’ out with LeBron in Rio a couple of weeks ago and learned how to set “The Dull Pick.”
Everybody and their momma’s momma knows that you can’t set a pick while a boy is runnin’ a route. When he caught the freakin’ ball I said to myself that there is no way he got that wide open without a pick before even seein’ the replay. Corey Robinson was the only dun that they were throwin’ to all night, so no way is he sittin’ out there in a lawn chair smokin’ a square with his feet propped up waitin’ for the rock. Sure, enough the replay showed the dun straight up blockin’ the defender inside and Robinson goes outside wide open.
What blows my mind is that ole dull Brian Kelly added fuel to the fire for the ignorant Notre Dame fans hollerin’ “cheater-cheater” by sayin’, “We execute that play every day. And we do it legally and that’s the way we coach it. We don’t coach illegal plays.” When all that the dun had to say was I haven’t seen the tape of what my kid actually did but we don’t coach him to block the defender.
He sounded like a parent that shows up to the school and rips the teacher a new one when her kid is actin’ a complete fool because no way did her child do that. “My baby doesn’t act a fool because he never acts that way at home.” Well he acted a fool up in here! I don’t care what you taught him at home he showed his butt and his small intestine in my class yesterday. Just like that dun set a dull pick with 13 seconds left last night.
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Go ask Gene Chizick why he never pulled Cam Newton after boyz accused him of takin’ $180K durin’ his recruitment? He’ll tell you the same thing bruh! “I got paid to win football games and if you can’t prove that he took the bread. So Ima prove to you that I can win with him because my family has to eat playa.” Later for all the hypocrite moralists out here that would do the same thing if they were the head coach at Florida State. Stop with this foolishness!
Notre Dame played a helluva game and only lost by 4 points to what should be the No.1 team in the country. No way should Florida State be sittin’ at No.2 because they’re the defendin’ national champ that has won 23 straight games. Where I’m from if you’re the top dawg and you’re still in the hood takin’ lunch money and sneakers then you’re the top dawg until somebody beats you bruh! Mississippi State is rollin’ but they aren’t the No.1 team in the country playboy.
All Notre Dame has to do is keep winnin’! They’ve got one of the toughest schedules in the country and one lost to the No. 2 (really No.1) team in the country on the road keeps them in the playoff. That’s if these duns on this 13 person committee know what their doin’! If the Irish run the table they’re in no doubt about it and boyz don’t wanna see them when they show up because by then they’ll be bullyin’ boyz. I’m just sayin’! Stop me when I start lyin’!
Holla At Ya Boy!
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