How Grigson fell asleep smokin' but Pagano is blamed for the house fire! "Drawers"

"Aw yeah bruh, just make sure you spell my name right!" 

Kesha, the famous young singer, once said, "You really can't stereotype people or put them in boxes, it's unfair." Bill Watterson, the well-known cartoonist, broke it down like this for us, "I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?" Then the ever so smooth Oscar Wilde, the Irish playwright and novelist, got real on a boy when he spit, "I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect." 

Well playas...for anybody tryin' to tell me that it makes sense that Chuck Pagano should lose his job in Indianapolis is usin' brute reason that's hittin' below the intellect. Now will the dun get fired after goin' 8-8 and not makin' the playoffs? Almost surely he will. However, the dun doesn't "deserve" to be fired. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Chuck has been a G for the Indianapolis Colts for the past 4 years playa! He's got a record of 41-23, he's made the playoffs each of his first three seasons with these boyz, won the AFC South Division in 2013 and 2014 and he guided the Colts to the AFC Championship Game just last year patna! For all of you simple minded individuals that means that the dun was one game from goin' to the Super Bowl. 

Now these clowns are talkin' about firin' a boy? Chuck isn't the sucka here bruh! Ryan Grigson is the lollipop boyz need to unwrap. He's the dun buyin' the groceries, not Chuck!!! He was the cat draftin' wide receivers like they were on clearance at the Dollar Store. How many receivers does a boy need bruh? 

As bad as the offensive line was goin' into the offseason this cat continued to ignore the obvious. Even though they couldn't protect Andrew Luck in 2014 he never addressed that problem. Then the defense couldn't hold water or stop a nose bleed and Grigson kept comin' out of the freakin' store with WR's. Even after the draft he let a boy down in Houston talk him into signin' a 73 year old Andre' Johnson for kicks and giggles. Then this dun had the nerve to stop by the old folks home, break up a game of bridge and pick up a darn quarterback. 

Pagano didn't forget how to coach bruh. He didn't have the personnel to coach and that ain't his fault. Your darn franchise quarterback is hurt because the GM didn't protect him. The second and third team quarterbacks are hurt because the GM didn't protect them. The defense couldn't stop a nose bleed because the GM never addressed the issues that has been plaguing them for years. There wasn't an ounce of depth at critical positions not because Pagano couldn't coach but because Grigson hung him out to dry. 

Any coach that can take two quarterbacks off the freakin' street on Tuesday, teach them enough of the offense to win an NFL game on Sunday can coach. He taught Josh Freeman enough of the regular offense to line up and he installed Ryan Lindley to run the two-minute drill. Don't tell me that the man can't coach and please don't tell me that they were playin' the freakin' Titans. The last I checked the Titans were in the NFL playboy. 

Like I said a week ago, Pagano is goin' to get fired for the house burin' down but it was Grigson who fell asleep with the cigarette in his mouth with gasoline drawers on. Stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. and its whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Patna: noun - my friend,

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