The REAL reason why Grigson talked Irsay into keepin' Pagano! "Monon"

"Smile playboy because we're tied to the hip for the next 4! Well..." 

Albert Einstein once said, "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." Dwight D. Eisenhower broke it down like this, "I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity." Then Jacques Yves Cousteau, the French naval officer and explorer, poured out a lil' liquor for all the dead homies when he spit, "No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity." 

Well playas...Jim Irsay must be on that stuff again bruh or Ryan Grigson has some butt naked photos of that dun skate boardin' on the Monon Trail with nipple rings and a bikini wax. No sooner than he discovered intelligence by signin' the big homie Chuck Pagano to a four year extension he brain farted and showed stupidity by signin' Ryan Grigson to a three year extension. Now both of these cats are signed through 2019! Wheredeydodatat?

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Pagano didn't deserve to be let go anyway playboy! He did a helluva job of coachin' a team with no depth at critical positions and a general manager that road around in a pick up truck pickin' up garbage like Lamont Sanford! If anybody should have been shown the door yesterday it should have been him bruh! 

He's done, in my Charles Barkley voice, a "TERRIBLE" job of buyin' the groceries. Anybody in their right mind could see that, even Jim Irsay and he might be drivin' 10MPH right now somewhere out in Carmel waitin' on a boy to pull him over! Here's the problem with keepin' both of these cats bruh! You haven't solved the freakin' problem that has gotten you to this point! Pagano and Grigson are like oil and water! They're like Fred and Aunt Ester!!!! They can't get along!!

And Grigson is up in the joint pushin' for Pagano to keep his job because he knows that if ole boy hires a new coach that doesn't want him he's out. So he's in the joint dancin' like Gregory Hines tryin' to sell the very dun he can't stand but it's in his best interest to sing the praises of the dun he can't get along with to save his own job. Listen to this cat sing bruh: 

"We've been through the ringer together, but we're still focused on one goal. We're in the arena together, we're in the fire together, but we're united and we're set out to do a job, and that job is to still have our eyes set on championships, and together we're going to set out to do that, and we're going to do that."

He doesn't believe that foolishness for one minute! He just realized that if he doesn't talk ole boy into keepin' Chuck he may be followin' him right out of the freakin' door.

Now the question is, are these two cats gonna get along? Otherwise, the organization is in for another 4 years of foolishness. If nothin' else, Chuck needs to have a say in all personnel decisions. Stop lettin' Grigson get in the pick up truck by himself bruh. They've got to buy groceries together if this thing is gonna work. And Irsay needs to try to get those butt naked skate boardin' photos out of Grigson's hands. I'm just sayin' and stop me when I start lyin'!

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific.
3) Wheredeydodatat: It's hood for "Who does that?"
4) Lamont Sanford: noun - the other half of Sanford and Son.
5) Monon Trail: noun - a bicycle trail that run north and south through Indy.

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The caption under the photo isn't real but its REAL talk!
And Ryan Grigson doesn't have photos of that dun. It's all jokes bruh!