Why PG13 is lucky that Roy Hibbert is NOW playin' in LA! "Soldiers"

"Get yo hand outta my pocket sucka!" 

Jamais Cascio, the speaker and well-known thinker, once said, "Resilience is all about being able to overcome the unexpected. Sustainability is about survival. The goal of resilience is to thrive." Gever Tulley, the writer, thinker and computer scientist, gave a boy something to think about when he shouted, "Persistence and resilience only come from having been given the chance to work through difficult problems." Then Jane McGonigal, the game designer, put it where the goats could get it when she spit, "There is no problem that doesn't have some underlying need for more optimism, stamina, resilience and collaboration. And games are, I believe, the best platform we have for providing that."

Well playas...Paul George ran into some problems that needed more optimism, stamina, resilience and collaboration on Saturday night against the Detroit Pistons. So it turned out to be the best platform for providin' that and ole boy worked his way through the foolishness to lead the Pacers to a 94-82 win at the crib. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! PG13 has been strugglin' lately with scorin' and turnin' the rock over. Saturday night was no different for 3 quarters playa. At one point ole boy had more turnovers than points!! He had 7 turnovers and only 6 points and was strugglin' to even look like the dun they call PG13!! 

"Oh I got this bruh!" 

Then all of a sudden he exploded in the fourth quarter and scored the Pacers final 21 points! It was NUTS!!! He scored all of but 9 of Indiana's fourth quarter points! Talk about bein' resilient and optimistic. That dun couldn't hit the side of a barn for 3 quarters. I mean, he couldn't hit water if he'd fallen off of a cruise ship in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. He couldn't hit an elephant in the butt with a bass fiddle with magnifying  glasses on bruh! And that's the edited version.  

So big ups to PG for continuin' to shoot and never givin' up on his game when the Pacers needed him most to get out of this joint alive because Detroit wasn't goin' away easily. 

Then as the clock was expirin' ole dull Marcus Morris of Detroit allowed his emotions to get the best of him and just couldn't take the "L" like a G when he pushed PG once before the clock expired and then once afterwards. 

Now on some real talk, PG bought that push and shove because he's swipin' at the ball and he's up 12 points with 5 seconds left. I would have pushed that dun too. 

So you already know that the benches cleared. Boyz whoofed and lightweight pushed and shoved because nobody really wanted to scrap. More than anything cats were countin' fines and they already knew that they've got to recoup from this holiday season. That's real talk! 

I'm just glad that ole "Skittles and Lemonheads" is in LA now because that dun would have still been in the back seat of the whip actin' like he didn't see a boy push PG. Everybody and their baby's momma's momma was out there squabbin' and he'd be like, after the fact, "Man what was y'all doin' still out on the floor after the game?" That dun would have been in shower all lathered up by the time boyz would have gotten to the locker room. I'm just glad that PG had some real soldiers out there with him to defuse the situation. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Put it where the goats can get it: verb phrase - the put it in its simplest terms. To break it down where boyz can really understand it. 
2) Spit: verb -to say
3) Whip: noun - luxury vehicle
4) Skittles and Lemonheads: noun - Roy freakin' Hibbert. I started callin' him that after he got the $55 million contract a few years ago and he stopped playin'. When the dun would show up in the playoff and play and entire game and record zero points and rebounds bruh! That dun was a good as sittin' in the ride eatin' Skittles and Lemondheads listenin' to Luther Vandross with his feet hangin' out of the window. 

Holla At Ya Boy! 
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