Why the Pacers corny uniforms had nothin' to do with them losin' to the Kings! "Freebies"

"You think it was these ugly uniforms bruh? Maybe!" 

Bill Gates once said, "The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency." Sam Walton broke it down like this, "You can make a lot of mistakes and still recover if you run an efficient operation. Or you can be brilliant and still go out of business if you're too inefficient." Then Edward de Bono, Maltese physician and psychologist, shut the buildin' down when he spit, "Dealing with complexity is an inefficient and unnecessary waste of time, attention and mental energy. There is never any justification for things being complex when they could be simple."

Well playas...he's exactly right! The Indiana Pacers made things complex and inefficient by wastin' time, attention and mental energy on Wednesday night when they could have made things as simple pie. These boyz lost to the Sacramento Kings 108-106 in a thriller when they didn't have to. Inefficiency at the darn free throw line killed them playboy and not those corny Hickory (the joints from the movie Hoosiers) uniforms. 

Let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! The Pacers shot 60 percent from the foul line bruh and they lost by ONLY 2! You do the math playa! Yeah, I know boyz wanna talk about Paul George not bein' able to throw a penny in the ocean. But, if as a team they were more efficient at the charity stripe they walk out of the joint with a "W" and I'm not talkin' about how the corny the uniforms were.  

Hey bruh, you can't put it on PG13 because there are goin' to be nights like that. That dun couldn't hit an elephant in the butt with a bass fiddle last night! And that's the edited version! He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. PG couldn't win a gold fish at the fair bruh! Ole boy went 5-19 from the field and 1-7 from behind the arc but they were still in it. Why? Because other cats stepped up and scored points when he couldn't score on a pinball machine leanin' sideways with thousand balls. 

Monta Ellis led the Pacers with 21 points as he chipped in 6 dimes. C.J. Miles and George Hill both dropped 20 in the hat for all the dead homies. As Jordan Hill contributed 14 to the Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church of the Good Fellas Peter's Rock Pentecostal buildin' fund. PG still managed 12 in his struggles for the night. However, they lost an opportunity to beat a really great shootin' team because they couldn't shoot free throws bruh. 

Let me put it where the goats can get it. Sacramento shot 51 percent from the field all night bruh. They gashed the Pacers for 64 points in the paint and got down the floor for 21 fast break points but they only won by 2!

The Pacers were efficient when it came to protectin' the basketball committin' only 11 turnovers all night. BUT THEY COULDN'T SHOOT FREE THROWS!!! It wasn't the dull refs PG. Even though they were dull! And that's DULL with all caps playa just in case you're vision was as bad as PG's night. I saw that dun bump into a wall tryin' to get into the shower. Those refs all had glaucoma and a lazy eye with a blind seein' eye dog. But if the Pacers had been efficient from the stripe we're not havin' this conversation. So have a Merry Christmas and we'll see what these boyz can do in Minnesota on Saturday. Stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Spit: verb - to say
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 
3) Dime: verb - to throw an assist

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