Why real hoop heads wanna see if GS can play with the Cavs at full strength! "IF"

"It's about to go down playas!" 

Ole dull Rahm Emmanuel once said, "You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it's an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before." Neil Bohr, the Nobel Prize winnin' physicist, gave it to us like this, "There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them." Then M.C. Escher, the famous Dutch graphic artist, broke it down so that it would forever be broken when he spit, "My work is a game, a very serious game." 

Well playas...it's goin' to get serious today in the NBA at about 5pm Eastern Standard Time pimpin'! Steph Curry and the defendin' NBA champs, the Golden State Warriors, host LeBron and the Cleveland Cavaliers! It doesn't get any more serious than that bruh! So unless you've been under a freakin' rock for the past 6 months boyz really wanted know can the Cavs do what real hoop heads thought they were capable of doin' in June. Beat a small ball jump shootin' team at full strength. 

Now let's keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! For all of you suckas that think that I'm hatin' on Golden State I'm not bruh. On the rare occasion in life I was with Charles Barkley on the fact that I didn't think that a small line up jump shootin' team could win the NBA championship. They did so we were wrong! Only in the fact that they won the joint but the logic wasn't. 

Golden State ran into the perfect storm down the stretch in the fact that Cleveland showed up with one and a half studs in Game 1 and took them boyz to the brink in regulation on the ROAD. It was like when Barack Obama won the presidency of the United States back in 2008 playa. The perfect storm was the fact that Bush was so terrible as the dun leavin' office and the GOP completely brain farted with John McCain! That dun added Sarah Palin to his ticket and killed ANY hope of bein' elected. She was fine but she was dumb as a box of rocks. So therefore, Obama won not because only black folks voted for him playa. We only make up 13 percent of the population and only a third of us can and will vote. So it was white folks that voted my man. Boyz just won't admit it. 

Let me get back to what I was sayin'. Ole fragile Kyrie went down and couldn't play in overtime and they lost Game 1! LeBron put the ENTIRE team on his back because if you remember Kevin Love went down with the shoulder injury in the Boston series. So now that Uncle Drew was out LeBron was out there with the darn Cosby Kids. 

With no help on the offensive end at all this dun drug Golden State in the next two ball games to go up 2-1! He was blastin' these cats for darn near a triple double every night puttin' up 40 plus and playin' 44 plus minutes a night. Anybody with half of a brain knew that he couldn't sustain that over the course of the series. No way playa. It's the freakin' NBA not high school or college ball. You can't win a championship by yourself.  

Golden State was loaded and there isn't a man in the history of the NBA that has won a championship ALONE. So Steph and Co. went to work once that dun ran out of gas. Congrats to Golden State for doin' what they did and winnin' the ship like some G's. 

However, what would that series have been like "if" Uncle Drew and Kevin Love had been healthy? It would have been one for the ages I can tell you that playa. And today it's gonna be fun to watch. Can an undersized jump shootin' team get it in with some boyz that can bang and run with LeBron? 

Now Kyrie isn't in any shape right now and hasn't found a rhythm yet but it should still be fun to watch. On some real talk, I could give two rips who wins this game. I just wanna see the match-ups because, believe the hype playa, unless San Antonio upsets GS in the Western Conference Finals, which I doubt. This will be a Finals preview. So just sit in the cut, kick ya feet up and enjoy. Merry Christmas to all the real playas out there and Ba Hum Bug to all the real haters  thinkin' that I'm hatin' and stop me when I start lyin'! 

Playas Thesaurus: 
1) Pimpin': noun - the person that I'm passionately tryin' to get my point across to. 
2) Dun: noun - the person in question, dude, guy, etc. It's whoever I'm talkin' about and its non-gender specific. 

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