Sucka Punched (How Buffalo Bills assistant coach Kromer finally got caught actin' a fool)

"Well playboy...my luck finally ran out."

John C. Maxwell, the well-known author, once said, “There are two kinds of pride, both good and bad. ‘Good pride’ represents our dignity and self-respect. ‘Bad pride’ is the deadly sin of superiority that reeks of conceit and arrogance.” Samuel Butler, the Victorian-era English author, gave it to us like this, “The truest characters of ignorance are vanity and pride and arrogance.” Then of all people this dun named Mikhail Gorbachev made crazy sense when he said, “Sometimes it’s difficult to accept, to recognize one’s own mistakes, but one must do it. I was guilty of overconfidence and arrogance, and I was punished for that.”

Well playas…Buffalo Bills offensive line coach, Aaron Kromer, allowed his ‘Bad Pride’ and overconfidence and arrogance to take over on Sunday when he went out like the ultimate sucka. This dun was arrested for pushin’ a kid down and then punchin’ him in the face after throwin’ his fishin’ pole in the water. Then he told ole boy that he would kill his family if he told the police what happened. Get this bruh, he stole on the kid over the use of his beach chairs.

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! This cat is about to lose his freakin’ job over some dull beach chairs! That’s what happens to a boy when arrogance and bad pride takes over. Everything he’s worked for his entire life is about to be thrown in the freakin’ toilet because he thought because he was a coach in the NFL he could do whatever he wanted to. Why? Because when 90 percent of boyz find out that he’s an NFL coach they start kissin’ his butt. And that’s the edited version.

Kromer is so used to everybody lettin’ him do what he wants to do that he was simply on auto-pilot on Sunday. Believe me playa, this isn’t the first time he’s acted a fool somewhere. It’s just the first time a boy called the police on him. He’s just lucky that whoever’s kid he hit was more cultured than I am. Otherwise, the report comin’ out of the Walton County (Fla.) sheriff’s office would have been “Buffalo Bills offensive line coach got the brakes beat off of him for hittin’ somebody’s kid on Sunday. He’s in serious but stable condition this mornin’ and his status for this upcomin’ season is questionable.”

Rule No.1 of the Ghetto’s Handbook of Survival says, “Never touch or say something crazy to someone’s kid. That could be deadly.” Ole boy obviously doesn’t know that the handbook exists because if he had, he would have spoken with the kid’s parents like a sensible adult and still would have been kickin’ it with his family. Even the Suburban Hand Book of Survival says the same thing. However, it just excludes the consequence as bein’ deadly. It instead says, “Or I’ll come over to your house and speak harshly to you and smash your plants.”

Either way Kromer is gonna lose his job for bein’ an arrogant prick. At some point you’ve got to grow up and act like you’ve got some sense. Now we all know that the kid he pushed down and punched was probably talkin’ mad noise to him about the beach chairs and then he got fired on.

How do I know that? Because nobody just walks up and starts swingin’ bruh. The kid had his mouth open when he got blasted but Kromer is the adult and should have known better. That kid had nothin’ to lose by talkin’ crazy to him and Kromer had everything to lose by puttin’ hands on him.

That’s called bein’ a sucka and lettin’ a juvenile run game on you. Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) Stole on: verb – to hit a person with your fist when they least expected it. Thus, to steal.
2) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, etc. Whoever, I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific. 3) Fired on: verb - to get hit.
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