Parole (How Tom Brady robbed the bank, got away with it & is now pissed his license is suspended)

"What? 4-games bruh! Are you kidding me?"

Cindy Sheehan, the well-known anti-war activist, once said, “I have been known for some time as a person who speaks the truth and speaks it strongly. I have always called a liar a liar and a hypocrite a hypocrite.” Charles Spurgeon, the 19^th century British Baptist preacher, gave it to us like this, “Sincerity makes the very least person to be of more value than the most talented hypocrite.” Then William Hazlett, the 18^th century English writer, broke it down like a G when he spit, “A hypocrite despises those whom he deceives, but has no respect for himself. He would make a dupe of himself too, if he could.”

Well playas…ole Tom Brady has the nerve to be despisin’ those that he is deceivin’! Accordin’ to his teammate and wide receiver, Julian Edelman, ole boy is walkin’ around mad just 10 days before trainin’ camp starts because of the possible upcomin’ 4 game suspension. “He’s fired up – we’ll say that. You don’t want a mad Tom Brady, and he’s a little ticked off,” says Edelman on Saturday. 

Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1^st! What is this dun mad about bruh? That boyz actually had the unmitigated gall to look at the evidence and blame him for Deflategate? That cats actually looked at the report and came to the conclusion that no way does the locker room attendant have the authority to manipulate footballs without the All-Pro and at the time, 3-time Super Bowl Champion quarterback’s permission.

How dare the league tell him that he’s suspended for the first four games of the season without a smokin’ gun! In his mind, “Do you know who I am bruh? I’m Tom “Freakin’” Brady!! You can't suspend me!”

What’s so crazy to me is that they let the dun and his team play in the Super Bowl after the fact and they won the joint and he’s still mad! Where else can you blatantly cheat a boy and everybody in charge (the NFL) purposely turn their heads because there was way too much bread on the table to keep them out of the Super Bowl?

So they LET you play in the championship game, gave you a chance to win the joint and then they pulled you over.

Let me put it where the goats can get it playa. The cops saw you run the red light speedin’ with the weed in one hand and the brew in the other on your way to rob the bank downtown. You got away with a $4 million of the bank’s money in unmarked bills and they finally show up at your crib 4 months later to give you a ticket for runnin’ the light only. Now you’re fired up because your license is suspended. That’s Tom Brady bruh.

You better take that 4 game suspension and go head on playa. Everybody and their baby’s momma’s momma know you told those cats to deflate those balls and the league let you have an opportunity to win another Super Bowl. I think that that’s more than fair enough to keep everybody happy. Everybody like who bruh? Vegas, the sponsors, the NFL and the side bar bookie-type cats. Everybody made their bread but on GP you gotta sit these four games pimpin’. So you may as well straighten up your face before they give you somethin’ to really cry about like Big Momma used to say. You gone sit at least 2 games homey. You can believe that!

But Brady is walkin’ around this joint actin’ like he shouldn’t be suspended at all. That’s like a boy convicted of murder and initially gettin’ life without parole and then they go back in and reduce it to life with the possibility of parole and the dun is still mad because he doesn’t think that he should do any jail time at all. Foolishness! Stop me when I start lyin’!

Playas Thesaurus:
1) G: noun – gangsta, old wise cat in the barber shop schoolin’ boyz on life.
2) Spit: verb – to say
3) Let me put it where the goats can get it: to break it down to its simplest form. To spoon feed the dumb with the information.
4) GP: adverb- on general purposes, just because playa.
5) Pimpin’: noun – the person that I’m passionately tryin’ to get my point across to.
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