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| "Immortalize my joint bruh!" |
As I’m ridin’ the crowded subway to see the homies over in Brooklyn I overhear these cats arguin’ about duns bein’ stupid. Robert A. Heinlein said, “Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.” Albert Einstein stood up and shouted, “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” Then Martin Luther King, Jr. hit the emergency stop button on the joint when he said, “Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Well playas…if they were givin’ awards at the ESPY’s on diligence for bein’ the stupidest players in professional sports both Jason Pierre-Paul and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers cornerback C.J. Wilson would have to split the joint in half . Talk about conscientious stupidity! Reports have finally surfaced that both of these fools have lost fingers as a result of poppin’ some dull fireworks on the 4th of July.
Pierre-Paul had his right index finger amputated and C.J. Wilson lost two finger accordin’ to his old man, who wasn’t supposed to be talkin’ to the media anyway. What’s up with these daddys that can’t just chill out? You always gotta a boy that wanna be famous for no reason. Shut yo butt up and sit down somewhere. And that’s the edited version.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Neither one of these cats had guaranteed money on the table! Why? Because they play in the freakin’ NFL! Pierre-Paul was workin’ on a long term deal worth $60 million with the Giants but he hadn’t signed the joint yet. So they pulled it off of the table and threw it away like Bill Cosby’s legacy. Now what’s up with that fool? That’s an entirely different joint altogether. So let’s keep it movin’.
They were goin’ to put the franchise tag on Pierre-Paul with a one year deal worth $14.8 million this season but the "boy genius" hadn’t signed that deal either. Now he’s walkin’ around with his finger on a key chain like an old school rabbit’s foot and it’s not bringin’ him any luck.
Well playas…if they were givin’ awards at the ESPY’s on diligence for bein’ the stupidest players in professional sports both Jason Pierre-Paul and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers cornerback C.J. Wilson would have to split the joint in half . Talk about conscientious stupidity! Reports have finally surfaced that both of these fools have lost fingers as a result of poppin’ some dull fireworks on the 4th of July.
Pierre-Paul had his right index finger amputated and C.J. Wilson lost two finger accordin’ to his old man, who wasn’t supposed to be talkin’ to the media anyway. What’s up with these daddys that can’t just chill out? You always gotta a boy that wanna be famous for no reason. Shut yo butt up and sit down somewhere. And that’s the edited version.
Let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! Neither one of these cats had guaranteed money on the table! Why? Because they play in the freakin’ NFL! Pierre-Paul was workin’ on a long term deal worth $60 million with the Giants but he hadn’t signed the joint yet. So they pulled it off of the table and threw it away like Bill Cosby’s legacy. Now what’s up with that fool? That’s an entirely different joint altogether. So let’s keep it movin’.
They were goin’ to put the franchise tag on Pierre-Paul with a one year deal worth $14.8 million this season but the "boy genius" hadn’t signed that deal either. Now he’s walkin’ around with his finger on a key chain like an old school rabbit’s foot and it’s not bringin’ him any luck.
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| "And I'm barely on the team as it is playa!" |
C.J. Wilson may even edge Pierre-Paul on bein’ even more stupid! This dun was in the second and final year of a 2 year deal with the Buc’s that carries a nonguaranteed $585,000 for the 2015 season. Now granted he can play corner with 3 fingers but he was barely on the freakin’ team with all 5! You already know that they’re gonna tell him to kick rocks and keep his $585,000 and give it to a boy with all 5 fingers and no firecrackers.
Neither one of these clowns can ever go to LA or Chicago again because boyz will swear they’re throwin’ up gang signs!
I was clownin’ around when I was on the Kent Sterling Show on CBS Sports Radio 1430AM in Indianapolis yesterday when we were talkin’ about the Giants front office cats not bein’ able to see Pierre-Paul when they came to visit. They wouldn’t let them see him like he was in critical condition or something. I told Kent that that dun was layin’ back there with no hands and they didn’t want to let boyz know. But he was really layin’ back there with his finger in a pickle jar.
Now he can stick one of those giant foam No.1 joints on his hands and keep it movin’ because you already know the Giants aren’t about to fool with him like that!
Neither one of these clowns can ever go to LA or Chicago again because boyz will swear they’re throwin’ up gang signs!
I was clownin’ around when I was on the Kent Sterling Show on CBS Sports Radio 1430AM in Indianapolis yesterday when we were talkin’ about the Giants front office cats not bein’ able to see Pierre-Paul when they came to visit. They wouldn’t let them see him like he was in critical condition or something. I told Kent that that dun was layin’ back there with no hands and they didn’t want to let boyz know. But he was really layin’ back there with his finger in a pickle jar.
Now he can stick one of those giant foam No.1 joints on his hands and keep it movin’ because you already know the Giants aren’t about to fool with him like that!
Here's my built-in hater ready to clown me. "Jay you only got 4 fingers on one hand and half of an arm! How are you clownin' a boy?" You right playboy but I was born this way! These fools are tryin' to catch up with me and I still have more fingers than C.J. Wilson! They're gonna make him an honorary Nupe because he keeps throwin' it up!
Yep! I say create the “Idiot Award” and give it to both of these cats at the ESPY’s this year and have Jimmy V’s voice playin’ in the background, “Don’t give up! Don’t ever give up!” Bein’ stupid that is! With some serious effort they could blow all of their fingers off next year. Stop me when I start lyin’!
Playas Thesaurus:
1) Dun: noun – the person in question, dude, guy, girl, etc. It’s whoever I’m talkin’ about and its non-gender specific.
2) Nupe: noun - member of Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity Inc.: They throw up the frat sign which in layman's terms looks like a boy throwin' up the 3-ball sign.
2) Nupe: noun - member of Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity Inc.: They throw up the frat sign which in layman's terms looks like a boy throwin' up the 3-ball sign.
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