What is ya? Ignant (Why the phone in Ray McDonald's limo must have been busted)


"I gotta find somethin' to do with my time now bruh!
As I was standin’ outside of Trick’s Shoe Shine on 25 Ave. deep in the G on Sunday these cats started arguin’ about boyz bein’ stupid. Robert Heinlein, the famous science fiction writer, said, “Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.” Albert Einstein said with his square still hangin’ out of his mouth, “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” Then the homie Chris Lowe of the Pet Shop Boys pulled up with the trunk rattlin’ and said, “Stupidity combined with arrogance and a huge ego will get you a long way.”

You’re exactly right playa, a long way to jail and out of the National Football League like Big Momma used to say, “Quick, fast and in a hurry!” Less than three days after Roger Goodell handed boyz a memo explainin’ the new domestic violence policy, 49er’s defensive end Ray McDonald gets arrested on guess what pimpin? Felony domestic violence charges.

I know when Goodell got that phone call on Sunday he quoted Big Momma too, “Oh y’all don’t believe that fat meat is greasy huh?” followed up by the infamous, “I can show you better than I can tell you baby!”

Now let’s keep it real or all the way 100, whichever comes 1st! I thought that ole Roger went way overboard with the way the policy was set up with a six game suspension on the first rip and a life-time ban on the second because not all situations of domestic violence are the same. There are instances when the police show up to a boyz crib and he isn’t always the aggressor as I explained in the Hot Joint entitled "Shown Out"  a few days ago. Everybody arrested isn’t “Ike Turner” because some cats are seriously freakin’ “Tiger Woods” runnin’ from a woman swingin' a golf club or some other type of weapon. That’s real talk. 

However, when the boss man tells you on Thursday that he’s not playin’ and you jump off of the roof without a freakin’ parachute on Sunday then it sucks to be you playa. McDonald can’t holler self-defense or it was a big misunderstandin’ or nothin’. Why? Because he’s already got a history of bein’ an idiot under his belt. And he just told yo dumb butt that he’s not playin’ on Thursday. And that’s the edited version playa.

McDonald’s been suspended for nine games for multiple off the field incidents already bruh. He was arrested in the same city of San Jose that he was arrested on Sunday on DUI charges back in 2010 too. So his history is gonna bury him alive. What did the old timers always tell you growin’ up, “Your reputation precedes you playboy!” If you’ve already been known to be a fool then you don’t get the benefit of the doubt. Pass go and go straight to jail and in NFL terms sit yo “A” down for these next six games and get ready for the life-time joint because as stupid as you are bruh, that joint is waitin’ around the corner butt naked with combat boots on.   

The ink wasn’t even dry on the memo before this dun dove off into the alligator mote at the San Francisco Zoo. No way is he gonna explain his way out of this one and nor should he be able to. Roger Goodell is gonna sit this cat down and go old school “Trading Places” on him with, “What is a…ignant?” and McDonald’s reply will be, “Didn’t I tell you that my phone in my limo was busted and couldn’t get the message.”

Since he acts like he couldn’t read or couldn't get the message they’re gonna make an example out of him real quick. I wouldn’t be surprised if Goodell hauls him out in front of everybody in the NFL town square at noon and cuts his freakin' head off. Screw the six games for the first offense and find a reason to give him the life-time joint for bein’ stupid.

Even if he ends up claimin’ that ole girl rushed him with a steak knife or a fryin’ pan. You almost gotta take the beaten  ‘if” that was the case after only three days of a new policy. But if I was a bettin’ man ole Ray would be on the Ike Turner team and I’ve got no respect for duns like that. There’s gotta be a stupidity clause in that joint somewhere bruh and if there is I say use it. Then everybody else will proceed with extreme caution and start gettin’ out of bad relationships or seekin’ counsel or both.

I gotta tell my boy Huggy Lowdown that he doesn’t need to nominate a single cat this week. Why? Because Ray McDonald! You are the bama of the week! Week! Week!” Stop me when I start lyin’!

Holla At Ya Boy!
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